The only gray areas are where I'm standing.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Chivalry isn't dead--just waiting for the right girl.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My goal in life is to score in yours.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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The fear of clowns is the most universal fear there is.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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This is how I displace my location by a forward revolving motion.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Walking Obscure Reference Alert!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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GET A LIFE. This one's taken.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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It's a dog eat dog world out there. They ran out of cats.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Why, yes, I DO know how to solve a problem like Maria.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Online Vigilantism. (Capes and masks optional.)
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Sobriety means never having to say you're blarrrghhh.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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My ability to have pun is superior to yours.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Warning: Is known to outrun others in bear attacks.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Saying it louder does not make it more true.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Mediocrity is underra (strikethrough) over(strikethrough) meh.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Sleep is for those without deadlines.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Sugar, spice, and everything on aisle three.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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(arrow pointing up) Insert bacon(s) to play.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Excuse me, sir, have you seen my scruples?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Dance like you're part of a flash mob.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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My dog is so lame, he meows.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Boulder-Tarp-Chainsaw: RPS for Real Men.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I only date within my operating system.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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THE GAME.
(You just lost.)
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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