(in flaming text)
Everything looks cooler in flames
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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(in small writing) Quit peering at me like that!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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(in various bright colours) I'm colorful because I'm poisonous
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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(on back) If you're trying to hit on me, you're doing it wrong.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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(tiny+on back)If you're reading this you probably look a bit odd
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(upside down)
Now you look ridiculous
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Ask me about potential icebreakers!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies. Or truths. Or anything
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Binary Code: It's the nought that counts
of 89 votes, 26% like it
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Busey+Kristofferson=Nolte
of 260 votes, 15% like it
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Calculators - It's what's inside that counts
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Can you smell synaesthesia?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Cannibalistic lions swallow their pride.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Children are the future. Robot children that is.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Computer coding is fASCIInating!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Dancing is my enemy
of 262 votes, 23% like it
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Eye heart listing parts of the body
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Eye heart lists of body parts
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Fractions speak louder than nerds
of 282 votes, 56% like it
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Glass house or not-throwing stones inside is never a good idea
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Guns don't kill people, people do - People with guns.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Hands up if you hate attention
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Hands up if you like to point at clouds!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Hands up if you want to look marginally ridiculous!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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He who laughs last probably felt awkward+is just trying to fit in
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Here's a piece of advice for you... advi
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Humility and modesty are amongst my many impressive qualities
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I never self-deprecate - I'm just no good at it.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I never wear t-shirts with ironic slogans
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I say tomato,you say lets talk about something that isnt a tomato
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I tried playing God but I found it hard to make a prophet
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I vole anagrams!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm friends with Rutger Hauer
of 226 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not homophonic, I just hate happy people
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm probably the funniest person I know that isn't someone else
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm really, really, really, really, really good at being humble
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid
of 331 votes, 61% like it
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I'm travelling through time right now. Just very, very slowly.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've had it up to here with idioms.
of 69 votes, 54% like it
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If I were a T-Rex, you'd be dead. Also I wouldn't wear a t-shirt.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If I'm a lion or a dinosaur you're probably standing too close.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If we're in a nudist colony I'm doing it wrong.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If you can read this, I'm wearing this t-shirt.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If you stare hard enough, maybe I'll catch fire or turn invisible
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If you're about to attack me, please try not to tear this shirt
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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If your motto is 'never say never' how do you explain your motto?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Invest wisely - you know it makes cents
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Investment - It makes cents
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Judge me not on looks, but on character...or I will eat your soul
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Lick me, I'm made of bacon.
of 292 votes, 30% like it
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Life is confusing - even calendars say WTF
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Life is short. Hippopotamus is long.
of 66 votes, 53% like it
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Lightning makes everything look cooler!(with lightning bolt text)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Like father, like father's twin brother, Uncle Steve
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Misplacing stuff is for losers
of 286 votes, 37% like it
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Modesty - one thing I'm absolutely amazing at
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Musical living hills with eyes are not something I'd ever run for
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My dad went to an Insectarium and all I got was this lousey shirt
of 264 votes, 22% like it
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Paper - The stuff reams are made of!
of 92 votes, 68% like it
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Press here for childish giggles
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Reclusive light bulbs never go out
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Religion - God is only in it for the prophets
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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See back for a piece of good advice
(on back) 'ood adv'
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Skepticism does not exist
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Skepticism? I'll believe in it when I see it.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Skeptics - I'll believe in them when I see proof they exist
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Stolen hot beverages are not my cup of tea
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stop looking at my Krang
of 76 votes, 11% like it
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The devil isn't red
of 243 votes, 14% like it
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The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. And sharks.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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This nerdy shirt hides the physique of a mathlete
of 85 votes, 35% like it
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Tinnitus sounds grate!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Tis better to have loved and lost, than to... actually that sucks
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Visit Fruit Farm with GrandFather
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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War is not the answer(unless the question is what does WAR spell)
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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We (heart) Multiple Personality Disorder
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Unless it's paralysis.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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When the moon hits the sky like Actinopterygii, that's a Moray
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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When you wish upon a star it had better be for a spaceship home
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Would it be inappropriate if I came over and hugged you?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You can't spell LITERAL without 2L's,an I,a T,an E, an R and an A
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You say potato. I also say potato. That's how everyone says it.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You're one in a million - just like about 7,000 other people
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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