bortwein
aka Brandon is a 36.64 year old boy, has been a member since October 8, 2003, has scored 108,578 submissions, giving an average score of 1.65, helping 1,608 designs get printed.
You can't spell dangerous without ANGER!
of 51 votes, 22% like it
Play Nice with Otters
of 48 votes, 25% like it
I'm big in small circles.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
What happened to all the Songs about Rainbows?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Some people online just click me off.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
Inside jokes are Not Funny when you tell them Outside.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
I Score at Threadless
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Have you ever had that strange feeling that you are being washed?
of 27 votes, 33% like it
[F]riendly [L]over [I]n [R]ed [T]ee
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Everything I know about Karate I got by Painting your Fence.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Everything I know about Karate I got by Waxing your car.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Are you made of Honey? because you're attracting mees
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Sneeze Wrangler
of 45 votes, 13% like it
Blog me a River.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
Fear Itself is afraid of Nothing.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
If you Breakdance, who will fix it?
of 56 votes, 32% like it
It's the "Again" that makes it funny.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
You want Art with that Idea?
of 51 votes, 16% like it
I'm not an Activist. I just have Issues.
of 72 votes, 18% like it
Tell Me All Your Secrets So I Can Blackmail You.
of 67 votes, 16% like it
I've Sold Out To The Man, But I Wasn't Cheap About It.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
Irony has nothing to do with getting out Wrinkles.
of 74 votes, 15% like it
Well... your slogan shirt sucks too
of 64 votes, 25% like it
I wear fancy pants.
of 79 votes, 22% like it
Things that start with F for $100 Trebek
of 150 votes, 15% like it
Traffic is a Conspiracy
of 203 votes, 27% like it
Amnesia Anonymous
of 159 votes, 26% like it
There's a new serif in town.
of 146 votes, 23% like it
Amateur Shopping Cart Racer
of 214 votes, 32% like it
Strangely Appealing
of 237 votes, 22% like it
Curious Larry just didn't sound right.
of 165 votes, 22% like it
My Reality is Not seen on TV.
of 166 votes, 22% like it
...so I built this raft.
of 203 votes, 25% like it
can I eat the little one?
of 159 votes, 22% like it
Early Procrastinator
of 159 votes, 22% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Ace of Awkward
of 36 votes, 14% like it
Addicted to Stuff
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Beaches ain't nothin' but sand and salt water.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Check me out: I got Printed!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Check out my Full Catalog
of 31 votes, 10% like it
For Folks Sake!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
FREE DUMB!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
Free Hug with a $5 Handling Fee.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
I majored in Conspiracy Theory
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I Submit To Threadless
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I want my 2 Dollars!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
It's an Anti-Social Social
of 115 votes, 23% like it
it's like Band Camp but boring
of 35 votes, 11% like it
It's the "Again" that makes it
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Jump, Jive and Whale?
of 79 votes, 15% like it
muh-nog-uh-(with)me this holiday
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Refresh Retype Reload Restart
of 32 votes, 6% like it
TheseAreAllTheShapesTexasCouldHaveBeen
of 64 votes, 25% like it
War is an Art, so that makes me a Ninja
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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