Kudos!
It's incredibly well done!!!

I seriously am a douche for posting this, but this might be my favorite thing ever. I got a new couch and I am pretty sure it's my favorite thing I've ever bought in my life. I got it on Saturday and I pretty much haven't left it since.
The Threadless book makes a nice companion to it.

Seriously.

Today has been NUTS!!!! We got hit hard by a blizzard here in Minneapolis. We might get up to 20" of snow by the end of the night.

I was one of the only people out and about today and I took some pics. It was seriously like a ghost town.

This was on the FREEWAY:


As you can see the visibility was next to nothing. The wind is super intense, whipping snow around.


This is right downtown, a few blocks from where I live. I've never seen it this empty. Even at like 4am.


This is my street. The cars are literally BURIED in snow. The drifts are nuts out there. I parked in a parking ramp cause I didn't wanna deal with digging out. :)

I occasionally go on craigslist to see if any design jobs are available. Normally even if there are I don't contact them since craigslist is full of scams and people wanting everything for nothing.
The one thing I see on there a lot is people asking for tutors to learn design programs like photoshop or illustrator. It always makes me really just scratch my head wondering why anyone would pay someone to tutor them for this. So today I was bored and decided to reply to one of them:

Photoshop CS5 Tutor Wanted (West Suburbs - Eden Prairie)
Date: 2010-07-24, 12:13AM CDT
Reply to: job-qmcwz-1860154976@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for an ongoing Tutor to teach me Photoshop. I have the basic understanding, and use LR3 currently. Please send me a brief description of you skills.

Will pay hourly in cash DOQ.

thanks,

* Location: West Suburbs - Eden Prairie
* Compensation: Fee depending upon skills
* This is a contract job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 1860154976

My response:

Photoshop Teacher

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"jeremypiatt@jeremypiatt.com"
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Are you aware there are classes to teach you Photoshop?
Most communities have classes like this available. (Obviously colleges and universities offer courses as well.)
Photoshop is a very complex program that takes some time to learn. If you hire a tutor you'll probably spend more on the tutor than you will on the classes.
I am curious why you'd like to know how to use photoshop. Just to play around with it? In that case you should just visit web tutorials and save yourself some money. Would you like to learn photoshop so that you can claim you are a graphic designer? Graphic Designers go to school for many years to have the skills to do their jobs. It's not something you can simply learn to do in a few hours with a tutor. If you are hoping to get a tutor so that you can "do it yourself" and save yourself some money on design fees, I would advise against that. Bad design is worse than no design at all.
Why is it that just because people have the programs available to them they think they can learn to be designers? Even if you learn photoshop's functions...does that mean you have design skills? There are basic fundamentals that go into making a design aesthetically pleasing. This isn't something you learn from a tutor or in a few days of messing around. That would be like me getting a tool kit and thinking I could learn how to fix cars after a tutor showed me a few things...
I mean, I have a camera...does that mean I have the skills to take wedding photos? Nope...and a tutor isn't going to teach someone to do that in a few hours either.

I work at a printing company and it gets so frustrating when people "Design things themselves" for printing especially. I spend 25-40% of my day not actually doing my own design work, but fixing people's files they sent in that aren't properly designed for print.

So, I suggest you have a professional do your work for you. Or I suggest you take classes and properly learn how to use this tool. You'll be much more satisfied. Or...you can waste your money on a tutor, regret it later, and think "Hmmmm....that stranger who wrote the long winded semi-annoying email to me was right."

I guess they do say that Imitation is the highest form of flattery....

Drink this:


...I've done the research.

the title says it all

I'm an idiot and locked my keys in my car as I got out of it today after coming back from work.
Just curious how much you paid...I think I just got totally scammed.
I made a stupid mistake of not asking how much it would be before he opened it and it ended up being $125. I have a car with no alarm, and he literally spent less than a minute opening it....wtf.

I mean, I understand they are running a business and everything, but...$125 for less than 15 mins of work including the drivetime? Come on...breaking my window would have almost been cheaper.

Also, when I went to write the check he told me to make it out directly to him, not to the company. I might have to call them tomorrow and see what their policy on that is...seems a bit shady.