Babies...the S.T.D. that lasts 18 years and still comes back
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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Period blood, the red orange juice!
of 67 votes, 1% like it
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Abortions bring babies closer to god.
of 74 votes, 15% like it
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Suicidal terrorists are THE BOMB!
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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Less thinking, more drinking!
of 77 votes, 21% like it
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Vaginas are like snowflakes. No two look alike.
of 77 votes, 14% like it
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Hint: I'm not a place or a thing.
of 89 votes, 24% like it
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Why aren't there any good 9/11 jokes?
of 120 votes, 23% like it
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I hate you like an anorexic girl hates cake.
of 155 votes, 29% like it
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I might not have a hit rap album but atleast I can do basic math.
of 155 votes, 43% like it
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You + Me = STD
of 141 votes, 16% like it
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My TV broke. Have we won the war on Terrorism yet?
of 157 votes, 40% like it
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I was into the Spice Girls before they were big.
of 140 votes, 24% like it
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I'm better looking on the internet
of 157 votes, 43% like it
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A bumpersticker stole my idea.
of 139 votes, 35% like it
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Bacon goes with everything.
of 151 votes, 22% like it
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Atleast you don't work at a dildo factory.
of 138 votes, 12% like it
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Jesus took holy craps.
of 149 votes, 25% like it
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The monster hiding inside my closet is gay
of 156 votes, 36% like it
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Imaginary friends party harder
of 149 votes, 38% like it
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Assassinate Pedro
of 145 votes, 24% like it
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Selling Out, One Dollar At A Time
of 139 votes, 30% like it
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OJ jokes are still funny
of 138 votes, 20% like it
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Gloves like to get fingered.
of 142 votes, 20% like it
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My friend Ed has this same shirt.
of 137 votes, 20% like it
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