Once when my parents weren't home, I plotted to take over the world. I decided that I'd go around whacking everybody in the face with sandwiches. This would force them to obey me, so I'd have complete power. I would start by whacking all the Eskimos in the tropics, and work my way up to the Jamaicans in the Arctic. With such good planning, how could my plan fail?

It was kind of too bad, though, that my parents were only gone for two minutes. So, I went up and whacked them in the face with sandwiches. Surprisingly, they were unaffected (they must have super powers), and they sent me to back to my caged cardboard box with the rabid Capuchin monkey.

So many buttons
Which one do I push
I think I will push this one
No don't take me away
It was an accident
Nooooo, not the spiked club
Ow ow ow o wo ow, oh now it tickles
Tickles like a warm summer shower
On the beach with happy crustaceans
And little cute seagulls
Oh wait back to reality… ow ow ow
Never again will I venture back into the science lab