"Nationalist" sounds a lot like "Special Needs&quo
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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...because I'm bigger than you
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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100% Industrial Strength Nerd from Concentrate
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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An open mind just lets the flies in
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Androgeny is the New Black
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Ask me how frickin' special I am.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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bet my positive ape index is greater than yours
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Blondes only have more fun because they're easier to entertain.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Booger jokes are better than fart jokes
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Brunettes have more pun
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Buttonophobic
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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c'MON Vogue...
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Can I skip class today? I got plenty of sleep last night.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Can you beer me now? Can you beer me now? Can you beer me now?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Children are sweet... especially with the right marinade.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Classic Rock is for the Byrds
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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clowns are scarier than monsters
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Colonol Mustard in the Study with this T-Shirt
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Constipated Party Pooper
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Cylons are hotter than Replicants
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Cyndi was right. Money DOES change everything.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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do so
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Do you think Twinkies have Wondertwin powers?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Doesn't that point-of-view make your neck hurt?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't haagan daz my farfegnugen, man!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Dork calling Orson... Come in, Orson...
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Eating disorders are nausiating
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Economic Republican, Social Democrat
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Feliz Quatro de Julio!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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GET MY OUT OF YOUR HEAD! I'm afraid of small places
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Go tell it on the mountain (where I can't even hear you)
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Haha! Made ya' look
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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has anybody seen my shirt that says "has anybody seen my shi
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Here's to Bill Brasky... BILL BRASKY!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Honk if you're a lonely goose
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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How can any cake recipe be "better than sex"?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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How did the doctor know which end of you to circumcise?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I don't break up with people. I fling em' like boogers.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I don't remember my sign. I painted over it.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I hate _______ists
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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i hon't daffa peach inspediment
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I miss Karen & Jack
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I still think Ricky Schroeder was hotter than the Fonz
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I used to be clingier than a paste eater's boogers
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'd rather be blind and deaf than lose my sense of humor
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather be stealing your boyfriend
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I'd rather be stealing your girlfriend
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'd rather be thinking up slogans to print on T-shirts.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I'm enigma shrouded in cream cheese & wrapped in bologna
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not playing hard to get. I AM hard to get.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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i'm way smarter than you look
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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If all the leaves are brown & the sky is gray, why go for a w
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If I had a million dollars, I would buy bare naked ladies.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If sodomy is so sinful, why didn't it make the "Top 10"
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If you cannibalism is so great, you can just BITE ME!
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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If you think cannibalism is soo great, you can just BITE ME!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If you wanna be a free thinker, it's gonna cost ya'
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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immortality sucks
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Insert Beer Belly here...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Jinkys! You owe me a Coke.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Just another Wilt Chamberlain bast**d child
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Life IS like a box of chocolates and I got the nutty centers
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Like, stop saying "like" so much. It's so, like, totall
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Look on the bright side: at least you won't have to get over me
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Man is no greater than cow nor pig nor hen... but he is tastier!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Michiganders are Yooper-duper!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Miss Suzie was a moron
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Mistakes are good. Perfectionists have nothing to learn from.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My boyfriend takes AAs
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My Grandma for President
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My other shirt is on your boyfriends floor
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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NEWS: Uncle Sam murders Lady Liberty while visiting Cuba
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Not exactly role-model material
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Obama Intern Wannabe
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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People say I'm easily distra...
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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relationships are history-based fiction
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Rock ME Amadeus! No, me first. No me, it's my turn!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Shh... conspiracy theorists may be listening.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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sozyermahm
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Spaghettiatheism or Pastanosticism?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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SPECIAL OFFER! Look INSIDE for details!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Stare if you think Kleenex wads are sexy.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Stupid Girls Fake Orgasms.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Success: proof that Creativity, Ambition & Discipline had a 3
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Super Natural Woman
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The cow says, "MOOOooooo"
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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The Early Bird get the last bowl of Fruit Loops
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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There's a ROCK LOBSTER ROAMing in my LOVE SHACK
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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They lied about the green ones... (M&Ms)
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Thump twice if you're twitterpated
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Tired of waiting for Spore
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight. Triangle Wins.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Wanna play Slug Bug?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Want sweeter children? I suggest a rosemary & honey marinade
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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WARNING! Contains Hazardous Byproduct of Sub-Standard Role Models
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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We're everywhere...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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What about "Thou shalt not judge"?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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What about "Thou shalt not judge"?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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What do I look like? A Jungle Gym with Nipples???
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Where's Hinckley when you need him?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Whip it! Whip it Good!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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WWJ-LoD?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You didn't say "please"
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Your barn door is open and the horse and piglets are peeking out.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Your MOM is a STUPID T-SHIRT that doesn't make sense!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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