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minxorjinx
aka I'm Mrs. Ohmigod, that Dani's shameless is a 27.11 year old girl, has been a member since July 2, 2006, has scored 4,264 submissions, giving an average score of 1.04, helping 81 designs get printed.
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Pardon me, do you have any seedy dijon mustard?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My two left feet are better than your one
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If the shoe were on the other foot, it would be uncomfortable
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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I put the 'pass' in compassion
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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I might as well be an apple, because you cut me to the core
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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There is no wrenchier wrench than the monkey
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Nothing beats blue balls at Christmas time
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Elf lovin' is so good, it makes their toes curl
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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They call it mistletoe because camel toe was already taken
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I wouldn't play with a kid named Rudolph, either.
of 22 votes, 55% like it
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Gold puts frankincense and myrrh to shame in biblical proportions
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all be diabetics
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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If i'm rubber and you're glue, we both have a problem
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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Gravity: What a Downer
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Hannuka: The Red-Headed Stepchild of Holidays
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Neopolitan: The Best of Three Worlds
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Neopolitan: The best of three worlds.
of 77 votes, 45% like it
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Let's hear it for Punc?tu.al:ity!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Jupiter has Venus envy.
of 76 votes, 42% like it
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I wish my shirt was suicidal so it would hang itself.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Your gyro is no match for my falafel.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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There's nothing skinny about my dipping.
of 71 votes, 32% like it
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I am tastefully tasteless.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'm am afraid of phobias.
of 79 votes, 44% like it
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Tape: The Poor Man's Glue.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Oragami: Paper's Worst Nightmare.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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You can never take the boy out of flamboyant.
of 70 votes, 31% like it
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I'm wearing knee pads the next time I fall off the wagon.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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It's couth to be uncouth.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Manifest Destiny was obviously inevitable.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Being the apple of someones eye is deep to the core
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Compassion: Pretending to care so you don't look like a jerk
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hannuka: The Holiday of Champions
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I must be an apple, because you cut me to the core
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I put the SAS in Saskatchewan
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I quit smoking cold turkey. I prefer it hot.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Just a spoon full of sugar would help just about anything go down
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Paperclips: Because sometimes staplers just aren't handy
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Pardon me, do you have any better advertising cliches?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but a baseball bat is harder
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a baseball bat is worse
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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There's nothing skinny about my dipping
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Too bad Pandora didn't lock her box.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You put the 'hor' in abhorrent.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You say I stole your heart - I say it's in your thoracic cavity.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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