I would be so much more awesome without my morals!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Live everyday like there is going to be an Outbreak.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't blow steam without the fire to back it up
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Sweet Booger Taffy!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Beam me up Jesus!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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"STOP YELLING!"
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I sold my soul on ebay for $5
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Insert something clever (-Here-)
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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My stunt double is Superman
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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If your not wasted, the day is
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I think I'm in love! No wait, it was just gas
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Happy endings are just stories that have'nt finished yet
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I want your eye ducts
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Where do lost minds go? Are there search parties?
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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