Shouldn't it be called "double vee"?
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Syrup tastes like liquid pancakes.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I wish you were on TV so I could change the channel.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Satan is a brimstoner.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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In a game featuring Jesus, would you have to turn God Mode off?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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100% of people who drink, die.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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It's not unidentified. It's clearly a flying object.
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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Gamers newest pick up line: "Wanna play with my Wii?"
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Try breathing manually.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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It's not illegal unless you get caught!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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It's no coincidence that "penguin" and "win" rhyme.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Who decides what's cool anyways?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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It's impossible to look cool with a juice box.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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What if I get a boner during sex? Wouldn't that be embarassing?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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(Illegal in 50 states)
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Tomatoes are fruits.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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FedEx + UPS = Fed Up
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Ferris Bueller is my hero.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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It's peanut butter banana time!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Timebomb
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Ninjas of the Orient: The Curse of the Black Belt
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Anti-Hero
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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You are now manually breathing.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Bounty Hunter for Hire
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I make and I sell soap.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Fishing lures me to sleep.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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One thing I learned from porn: all girls are bisexual.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Kicking ass for Jesus.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I think it's time we invent new curse words.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Yo mamma told me this really funny joke the other day.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Vampires suck.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Romeo and Juliet were emo.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Why are clowns so happy? Nobody likes them.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Spell "Evil" backwards. Your mind is blown.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I didn't cry during Bambi.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I cheatid at the speling bee.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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It takes 1,249 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm black, I just came out of the oven too soon.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Your girlfriend was overrated.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Official Ninja
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Cats are the ninja of the animal world.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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