/shirt.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Anti-Shirtless Device
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Apples < Oranges
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Apples never fall far from the tree, unless thrown by tornadoes.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Buy this advertising space.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Caution: Words Playing
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Clap if you can read.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Could you repeat what you just said, but say it backwards?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Cryptozoology: Hunting Animals Since The Year We Made Them Up.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Cryptozoology: Hunting fake beasts since the year we made them up
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Cryptozoology: Studying animals ever since we made them up.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Cups. People drink out of them. Athletes wear them.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Dinosaur goes RAAWRRR!!!
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Do not park car here.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Five Toed Sloth
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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For Pete's sake, find out who Pete is.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Help! A genius is trapped in my mind.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I <3 Orange Soda.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I am famous on the internet.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I epically write epic epics on epic.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I hate words.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I haven't washed this shirt in days.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I love dihydrogen monoxide.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I opened a can of worms and was really grossed out.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I shot first.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was actually mistaken.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I turn old spice into new spice.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I vote Green.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I was a day late and a dollar short, so I bought cupcakes instead
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I yell at my cat, too.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm always late to the future.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'm constantly drinking hater-ade.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I'm currently erasing my memory to make room for important stuff.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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I'm good at being uncreative.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not living in a fantasy world, it's just my reality.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'M SCREAMING!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I'm so hot. It's amazing the earth hasn't caught on fire yet.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm standing on solid ground.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I'm the best singer around when noone is listening.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I've had it up to here, exactly at this point.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Iceberg < Volcano
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If it weren't for people, this world would be ok.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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If life gives you sour grapes, don't whine, make wine.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If you can read this, you're standing on my toes.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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If you have couch potatoes, you should probably clean more often.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If you stare at me long enough, I'll explode.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Join my religion for a nominal fee.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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My acting credentials landed me this awesome food services role.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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My biting sarcasm leaves teeth marks.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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My biting sarcasm might leave teeth marks.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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My biting sarcasm will leave teeth marks.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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My jacket is invisible.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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My words are worth their weight in gold.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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PANIC! Sloths are terrorizing the city!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Shirt may be used as a clothation device.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Shirt may be used as a clothing device.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Twasn't curiosity that killed the cat, twas the giant truck.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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