Yogurt is only for the truly cultured.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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Every now and then I like pretending to be a pirate.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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I think art is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
of 65 votes, 40% like it
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Convincingly disguised as a regular human being.
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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Geologists agree: Earthquakes rock!
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Yogurt: Only for the truly cultured.
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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Playing dress-up is just crossdressing for kids.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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The early bird was just an insomniac.
of 68 votes, 32% like it
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Spam: It's like ham, only made from SCIENCE!
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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Every now and then I like to pretend to be a pirate.
of 57 votes, 35% like it
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Known to spontaneously combust.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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Sometimes I like to do fun stuff.
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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If bombs were candy the world would be tastier.
of 63 votes, 35% like it
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My obscure references win me cool points.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
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Vegetarians murder plants.
of 74 votes, 35% like it
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Your MOM's a social construct.
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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I wish Pluto was still a planet.
of 75 votes, 28% like it
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Generic Angsty Hero
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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I wish I really could be a teapot.
of 73 votes, 29% like it
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