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of 1 votes, 0% like it
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of 3 votes, 0% like it
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of 2 votes, 0% like it
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of 3 votes, 0% like it
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of 1 votes, 0% like it
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of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Êççëñtŕî¢
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Êççëñtrî¢
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Êççëñtrî¢
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Èççêñt®îć
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Èççêñt®î¢
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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"Hummmnah, hummmnah, hummmm."
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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10 Commandments -
How about 5
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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3.5 out of 4 Siamese Twin Dentists agree.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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4 out of 3 dislecsics
agree
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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99% Sugar, 1% Ricin
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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99.9% Full of it.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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A penny for your thoughts. (A nickel for the dirty ones.)
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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A short time ago, in a place realy, realy, close ...
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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According to my friends, my hangovers are worth it.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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addicted to negativism and over dramatization.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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After every night, there is a morning.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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After this ........ that, then ...... those. OK?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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age and gravity will conquer all
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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ahhh ship!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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All animals run around naked.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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All I need is a 5 minute power nap.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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All my best friends ride the short bus.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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All my best ideas, I found at the bottom of a bottle.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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All the Aliens left me with was a recipe for Swedish meatballs.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Always picked last.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Always the last person picked.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Am I on the wrong side of the line?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Am I still a follower if I followed my own nose over here?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Amen is Sexist.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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And they lived happily ever after, the end.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Any attention is good.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Anybody see a drunk elephant running around here anywhere?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Anyone seen Steve?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Anything but ...
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Artist to be, or not to be.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Awkwardly Poetic Elderlies bore me.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Bacon, not just for breakfast anymore.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Bark me up, Scottie
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Bears can't take their coat of if they get hot.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Bears love Sushi
they just don't like rice.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Being a graphic person, I can visualize anything
(yes anything)
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Better this, than that ...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Bin-der Dundat.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Binder Dundat.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Black shirts look better in the shade.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Blame it on Evolution.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Blank this
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Blatantly unfunny by default.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Blog, frog, grog, smog, jog things that end in og.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Blog-aholics anonomus. Unblog
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Blood should be drunk at body temperature.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Blue + Yellow = Green
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Blue Pill, Red Pill, Green Pill, Orange Pill, I'll take them all.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Bobblehead in training.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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body by bacon (bits, slabs, & Canadian)
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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bored of everything
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Boredom is a staid of mind.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Born on the 5th of July
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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briefs! I knew you were wondering.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Brother of another Mother.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Brush, Rinse, Repeat or was it Stop, Drop & Roll?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Bullets only scare me when they are coming at me real fast.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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bump,
bump,
bump,
anybody?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Call (800) DES-PRAT to advertise here
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Can I borrow your Donkey?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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can I lick your stamp?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Can I use your shower.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Can we go back 3 minutes.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Can you tell me of a good place to hide.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Cannibalism is food for thought, or food that thought
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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CARPET TRIMMER
(manual or electric)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Cats are Girls.
Dogs are Boys.
Fish can go either way.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Cauliflower, the other white vegetable.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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cheese the other white curd.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Chess is like a box of chocolates.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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chicka chicka boom boom
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Chicken fight, doesn't sound as good as the other.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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chickenscratch or scribble?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Chickenscratchers unite
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Chicks dig my worm.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Chicks dig worms.
Dudes ride Horses.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Chicks stick to me like flypaper
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Choose Creativity
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Circles are the new Squares
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Circus People think I'm crazy.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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collector of fobias
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Color is overrated
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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consume mass quantities
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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cookie chip chocolates
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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cool type gets my font.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Country aint doin' it for me.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Country Music proves there is no Evolution.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Cows inspire me.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Cows look better, cut up, grilled and on your plate
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Create your own Type!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Creativity is not just a gay disease anymore.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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CRIMSON the new RED
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Crop circles are sexy.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Crosby, Stills, Nash & Obama.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Crying doesn't work with me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Dances in Puddles.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Darkness is easier on the eyes.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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dARN cAPS lOCK.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Dead actors get all the Oscars
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Dead people don't draw
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Deadbeat Poet Society
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Degrees are overated, if you're a plumber.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Diapers are under-aided
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Did anyone say:
Turkey-Bacon?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Didn't I see you on
TELETUBIES?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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didn't we meet in a previous life? Maybe another planet??
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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didn't we meet in a previous life?Maybe another planet??
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Dis thus knot maik cents.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Disco Rocks
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Disco will return.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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distracted by your thoughts
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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ditto
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Division cuts me up
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Do 74 ingredients still make it a food?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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do all French men turn into a prince when you kiss them?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Do all gay dogs go to heaven?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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do bats poop upside down?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Do horses throw ponies?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Do I look like the person that took your wallet.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Do I still follow my dreams, if they are nightmares
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Does anyone speak esperanto in here?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Does anyone still wear slogan T's?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Does everything have to make cents
all the time?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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does it show that I am not very interested.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Does it show that I don't realy care about what you are saying.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Does my twitch and lazy eye make you nervous?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Does singing along to elevator music, make me uncool?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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does the earth need to spin so fast? It is making me dizzy.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Does the Recession mean we're bringing back PUNK?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Does this black shirt make me look goth.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Does this hat make my ankles look fat?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Does this mu'umu'u make me look fat.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Does this shirt hide my humpback?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Does this shirt make my head look big.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Don't believe my Wiki.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Don't blame Blue for your depression.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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don't blame me, blame Mr. Rogers
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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don't blame the doughnut
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't bother if you're a close-talker, I need my space.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Don't bother looking me up.
(that wasn't my real name)
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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don't bother me, call my lawyer
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't call me a font, you typeface!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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don't do this at home, keep it at college.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't fear the reaper, it's only a mask.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't let my fake French accent fool you.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Don't let the ankle bracelet or the teardrop tatoo worry you.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Don't mark this shirt with iron-on, Irony.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Don't mess with me. I watch a lot mixed martial arts
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Don't push me cuz I'm on the edge.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Don't push me, I watch a lot of mixed martial arts.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Don't put me in the same catagory as those other hamans.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Don't talk, just look at my shirt and whistle.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Don't throw salt on me because I move slow.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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don't unplug me, I'm charging.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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don't unplug until green light is on.
(special changing ink)
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Don't wake me, I am in deep thought.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Don't wake when operating heavy machinery.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Don't whistle when I whistle.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Don't worry this won't hurt a bit.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Don't worry, I'm not contageous anymore.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Don't worry, it won't stain
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Donkiez aint dumm.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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doughnuts are evil
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Dumb is KO
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Dumb, is OK.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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E(x)ternal Optimist
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Easy as EZ
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Eating should be an Olympic sport.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Elvis loved me.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Elvis' twin bro.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Enough fonts already.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Even mirrors are jealous of me.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Ever since I had my wings clipped, it's been hard to fly.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone's a critique
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Everything has a funny side
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Everything has been said but this:
.............................
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Everything has been said.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Everything I know I learned from a big yellow bird and 2 gay guys
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Everytime trends catch up with me, I have to re-invent myself.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Evil is hijacking black and red.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Evolution is almost as bad as watching paint dry.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Evolution is taking it's sweet time.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Eye am making know cents wright now.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Eye sleep with my i's open
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Eye sleep with my i's open
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Fan of nothing
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Fartvergnugen
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Faster than a slug on speed
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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fat snowmen last longer.
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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feelings are overrated.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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fine perveyor of private home vidoes
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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First Turkey-Bacon, now Obama, what's next?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Fish sticks don't do well in aquariums.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Fluffers are people too.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Follow me to my Spaceship.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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For $25 this is a)Green Tea b)Mr. T c) TP d) T-shirt
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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FOR RENT
empty kitchen cupboards.
(will trade for food)
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Forget Peace, just don't shoot me.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Forget the cowbell,
I need more BANJO
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Forget the EASY button, I would like a DELETE button
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Forget Tibet, Free USA.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Forget your dreams, try mine.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Forks, Knives & Chainsaws
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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FR33MASON
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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fraction of my imagination.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Frankly my Dear, my name ain't Frank, and you ain't
my dear
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Frankly, this is not the door or window I was looking for
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Freak shows let me in for nothing
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Freakishly Goulish
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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free foodblender, must pick up.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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FREE USA.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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French F----, Canadian B-----, Polish S------, American P--,
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Fresh Fruit, Vegies and 8 cups of water or Beer, duh!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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friendly up to a point
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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friends don't let friends wear skull shirts.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Fruit of the Month
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Fun used to be Fun
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Funny is as funny does. whuz he?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Funny is in the I of the beeholder
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Funny is what funy does.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Future Deadbeat Dad
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fuzzy Pickles and Cheeze, won't make me smile.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Fuzzy Pickles, Cheese, and Little Birdies won't make me smile.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Fuzzy Pickles, taste bad.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Games for Gays : Tissue, Stone & Shears.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Gay the old Happy.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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get in line buddy!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Get me of this planet its spinning is making me dizzy.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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gift of another kind
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Giraffes have long ......
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Give it up, it's not worth it.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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give me cotton, or give me death!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Give me one of those uncomfortable awkward hugs
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Give me power, or give me fame
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Give me your credit card and I'll give you a free score.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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give me your credit card, and I'll give you free score.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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gO lick yOur tOad
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Go play with some road-apples eh.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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go zoom out.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Gonzo is gonzo.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Gorgonzola the other blue cheese.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Gravity is a drag.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Gravity messes with my vises.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Green is my favorite color.
(on blue with yellow text)
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Green the new Green
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Grey, the new Black & White
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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guishy, chewy, and sour on the inside
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Gummi-Bear-hugs
make me sticky
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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H!GH
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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H1N1=2
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Half empty - Half full, I don't even have a cup.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hangovers are worth it.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Has anybody seen my wandering eye.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Have Pencil, will Draw
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Have Pencil, will draw.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Have pencil, will scribble.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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have you met my specialty?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Have you met the monkey on my back?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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having a tattoo doesn't make you a pirate. now that peg leg ...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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He who fears nothing, fears nothing.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Hello - Is that a question or a threat.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Helvetica is not a four letter word.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Hey Carmen, can I have some of that fruit on your head?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hey Hippie, there is all natural deodorant.
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Hey Penguin, this is the North Pole, go home.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hey Poet! rhyme me something with silver.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Hey Trump!
YOU're Fired.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Hey Zamfir, the Pied Piper wants his flute back.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Hey, anybody got the thyme?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hey, nice Type!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Hey, tell me about the accident.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Hey, your grandma called, she wants her ankles back.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Hey...Pssst...ya you...come here...got change for $100?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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High diving should be our new national sport.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Higher Powers are looking for me.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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History is tomorrow's news, yesterday.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Hitler designed the bug.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Home is where I pass out tonight.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Home isn't for the homeless
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Honestly officer, I drive better naked.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Honesty is found in the awkward moments in life.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Hooked on reading the fine print
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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hop hop skip hop,
hop hop skip hop,
hop hop skip hop.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Hopped on Barley.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Horns don't bother me, it's the widows peak that freaks me out.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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HORSE, the other red meat.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hot on the trail of something.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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hot, cold, coLD,COLD,warm, hot, hoT,HOT, HOTT, HHOTTT!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Hotter than an Iceberg in hell
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hottie in training
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hours of Operation
6am-11pm M to F
10am-3am Sat
1pm-8pm Sun
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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How can I possibly say what I want to say in 65 frikin characters
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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How do I even know you?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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How do I get to the wrong side of the tracks?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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How do you have Words? Do I start with one.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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How fat does the lady have to be that sings at the end?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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how long before those seeds start growing out of my ears.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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How many balloons would it take to get out of here?
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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How much for that silver spoon in your mouth?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
|
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How will I get home without my spaceship?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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How will I get home without my tractor?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Howling Wolfs don't bite.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Hug your family tree.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Hug your Yak.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I ? Everything
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I accidentaly came out of the wrong hole.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I aint too clever,
but my looks make up for it.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I already have a nickname for you.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I always root for the other team.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I am a figmant of your made-up image of me.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I am a man, in case you were wondering.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I am addicted to licking 9V batteries.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I am aged like an old, stinky, crusty, french cheese
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I am always good for another un-wanted opinion.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I am an expert face reader, and you should watch what you say.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am an obscure piece of modern art.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I am artificially contrived.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I am as unpredictable as apple pie and baseball
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I am average in China.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I am better with pictograms.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I am bored, do something to shock me.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I am burping up the cute little baby cow I had for dinner.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I am craving, a lake, with a dock, a cooler and some sunshine.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I am even hotter on planets closer to the sun.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I am going for one of those dark beer records.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I am having a bad type day.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I am Helvetica
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I am here to play.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I am hotter on planets closer to the sun.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I am JT's doppelganger
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I am kind of like a simile
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I am late because I walked here backwards.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am like a phish out of water, when it comes to computers.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I am like honey, I last forever.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I am looking down your shirt while you are reading this.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I am not an Orangutan.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I am not doing this for the money.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I am not the writer or poet that wrote this awesome haiku.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I am not waiting to be dead to be a nobody.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am not waiting until I am dead to be famous.
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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I am not with the band, they are with me.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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I am on a creative high right now.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I am on a deep-fried only diet.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I am one of you.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I am only here because I am realy bored, or there is free food.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I am only here to do a quick headcount.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I am out of touch
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I am really starting to think about velcro shoes.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am realy deep in certain circles.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I am rigamortis cool
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I am so yesterday.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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I am taking the next spaceship out of here.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I am the choosy one.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I am the cure
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I am the kid that peed on the electric fence.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I am the most unknown of the all knowing.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I am the sidekick.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I am three steps backwards for evolution.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I am tired of all my money and fame.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I am unboringly unnormal
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I am very Graphic.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I am visually cluttered
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am way darker at night.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I am wet because it is raining, stupid.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I ask to be put on hold, to listen to the music.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I binge on free samples.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I blame everything on yesterday and tomorrow.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I bought this shirt for the cool type.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I bought this shirt to hide my tattoos
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I bread Mondays
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I broke my ankles jumping of the bandwagon
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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I butter both sides of my bread.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I buy shirts 2 sizes small to look more ripped.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I can be me on Halloween.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I can chew gum and walk at the same time.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I can draw without a computer.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I can only handle funny to a point.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I can read with feelings.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I can see what you think.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I can Slogan no more, done.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I can whistle in stereo.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I can wipe myself.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I can't believe it's not butterflies.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I can't decide between a fake French or British accent tonight.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I can't even read my own typing.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I can't sleep with your tongue in my ear.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I can't top Leonard Cohen
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I caugth my girlfriend messing around with my siamese brother.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I change colors like a chameleon.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I chew gum for my exercise.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I choose to skip.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I clean up easy.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I collect Planets, Large Mammals, & Spaceships
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I come with instructions.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I cough up hairballs
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I could get used to the heat. I think this could be worth it.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I could have put something clever here, but I didn't.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I could write a book.
(on a post it note)
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I couldn't understand the language spoken in the future.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I cut the sleeves so you can see my guns.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I dabble in things.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I did it for the Cotton
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I did the type myself
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I didn't know proctologists made house calls!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I didn't know the short bus stopped here
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I didn't sign up for this! or did I?
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I didn't think this would match.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I dig bearskin rugs, disco, and large gold medallions.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I disprove evolution ... my mind hasn't evolved from age 16.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I disprove evolution.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I do vs I don't
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I don't eat meat, I recycle cow.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I don't follow trends, they follow me.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I don't get it?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I don't know how to draw, but I'll try anything once.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I don't know why they call them beavers, beavers are realy furry.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I don't make sense, rarely.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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i don't need a partner for a three legged race.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I don't understand my own Poetry.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I dream in different shades of orange.
Like blue and green
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I dream it different shades of blue and orange.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I dream of Aliens.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I dream of gnomes.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I dream of insomniacs.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I dream of pudding and lollipops.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I dwell amongst the forgotten and downtrodden
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I envy the homeless, no mortgage, no lawn, no maintenance.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I feel the love, now step back a little.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I feel your pain, and I kind of like it.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I fell through that great big hole in the sky.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I fell through the cracks.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I find your economy, masturbaiting!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I fired my horse.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I flew over the Cuckoo Clock.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I flunked art class.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I followed a small mosquito to this place.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I forgot to delete this stupid slogan, and they picked it.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I forgot, is it forgot or forget?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I fought the law and the law bailed me out.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I found myself... here... lost... broke...
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I froze my ass trying to save the world from global warming.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I get exited about the simple fonts in life.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I get my milk straight from the tap.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I get seasick gargelling.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I go faster in reverse.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I googled my name, and your yahoo popped up.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
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I got a million of nothing.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I got a PMS
(book that is)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I got caught with my pants down. Lucky I was wearing clean undies
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
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I got cooties.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I got fired for doing nothing
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I got lost looking for a ewe.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
|
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I got this from a Beverly Hills thriftstore.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I got up for this!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I got up yesterday, do I have to do it again today?
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffê®é
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffê®é
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffê®é
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffê®é
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffê®é
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffê®é
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffêré&
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffêrént
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I hãvê t° ßë diffêrént
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I h8 y'r little :) <>< xoxo, :( :o (.v.) etc.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I had chicken for lunch, now I can't stop pecking.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I had horns before I met you.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I have been to Hell and back, does it show?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I have had this shirt since I was 12
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I have heard that one.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I have lizzard type attributes.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I have no opinions, so don't ask me how I am. I won't know.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I have nothing else to say.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
|
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I have resorted to this?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I have staring contests with the man in the moon.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I haven't slept in a year.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I hope God is watching other worlds than us right now.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I inspire Typefaces
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I invest heavily in burgers and fries.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I invest in Heavy Metals, forget the precious stuff.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I juggle small animals and bowling balls.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I juggle small children
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I jumped the fence in area 51.
(glow in the dark)
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I just broke my creative bone.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I just gnawed through my chains
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
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I just killed the TV, now where is my cell phone?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I just lost 30% on my investment (this used to be a turtleneck)
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I just made $500, with this dumb slogan
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I just told myself a good joke, I hadn't heard.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I just told myself a joke, I hadn't heard.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I just verbed.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I keep the toothfairy in business.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I kissed a frog and I liked it. I hope my Prince won't mind it.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I kissed a Pirate, and I liked it.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I kissed a squirrel, and I liked it
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I kissed my husband and I liked it.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I kissed my wife and I liked it!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
|
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I know how you are behind closed doors!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I know the unknown.
but I am not telling.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I know you are trying to squish my head between your fingers.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I laugh at nothing. (don't even try)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I like my food , hot, spicy and au naturel.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I like my food au naturel.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I like my ladies like my eggs, overeasy, and sunny side up.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I like the little words
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I like those smelly pencils, they don't taste very good though.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I like to ask answers instead of questions.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I like to leave a lot to the imagination.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I like to make old people cry.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I like to play with all types. (in different fonts)
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I like to talk realy loud in libraries, it gets me attention.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I like to watch Sloth's in slowmotion.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I listen to the staticy stations.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I live for awkward moments. like this one, and that one, yep.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I live life in slowmotion.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I look better drawn in pen & ink
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I look better from the back.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I look better in black and white.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I look better on the back of the milk carton.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I look even better turned inside out.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I lost my other shirt in stocks
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I love shiny things. (in metal ink)
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I love the smell of those fat markers.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I love the smell of Urinal Cubes
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I make a killer breakfast.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I make my money beating on pots and pans.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I make the best gourmet cup of noodles
of 31 votes, 26% like it
|
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I miss the days of Poets, Jugglers and
Guillotines.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I never dot my i's
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I only come out at night.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I only drink beer to wash down those salty nuts.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I only lie about everything.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I only make sense when I have to.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I only read between the lines.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I only whistle when I'm happy.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
|
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I paid $22 for this shirt including shipping. But I got it quick.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I perform for peanuts.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I perform for peanuts.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I play with typefaces.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I predict you in my future.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I pretty much love myself the most.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I pull semis with my teeth
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I realy miss the future.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I remember having to get up to change channels on the tv.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I remember what you forget.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I remember when grass wasn't a drink.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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I rocked before they wore cowboy hats.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I rocked it, a long long time ago.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I run the 100 in about a minute
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I run with small kid scissors
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I sank the Titanic
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I saw the light, a little tiny blue one.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I saw you eat a booger
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
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I see monkeys, pirate ships, and maidens in you future
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I see stick people
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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I see stick people.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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I served 6 months for killing my TV.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I shot the rooster next door.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I should have known ...
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
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I should have never taken my pet slug swimming in the ocean.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I should have picked invisability, instead of my other superpower
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I sing along to anything.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I sing along to elevator music.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
I sing the songs that make the whole world whistle along.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I skipped sex-ed in highschool, got any pointers?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I sleep therefore I am
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I speak Canadian eh!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I speak in useless little phrases.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I speak in useless phrases
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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I squeak when hugged.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I started my own Church for tax purposes - donations accepted.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I still believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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I still believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunnies & J
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I still like to be burped after a good meal.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I still order Happy Meals.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I still sit down to pee.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I streak at Funerals.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
|
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I submit 20-30 of these a day.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I submit, you win.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I swear in 36 different languages.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
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I Tarzan, you Jane
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I taste pretty salty after a good sweat.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I teeth are worth more than your car.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
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I think I figured it out.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I think I left the stove on.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I think I may be your 3rd cousin on your Mom's side.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I think of nothing
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I think of nothing.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I think therefore I thought
of 34 votes, 24% like it
|
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I traded my soul for a twinkie
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I traded my soul for a twinkie.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I tried Poetry, but I didn't get it.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
|
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I use to work out.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
I used to be a comedian.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I used to have feelings
of 30 votes, 17% like it
|
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I used to have something to say, but I said it.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I used to hop on lillies and eat flies.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I voted for Pedro, and look what we got.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
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I wan't to go back to the days of rubber duckies and teddy bears.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I want frequent walker miles.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
I want to be number one at something stupid.
any ideas?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
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I was born backwards
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I was cool when dinosaurs walked the earth.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
I watch chess games in slow motion.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
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I will be a nobody someday.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I will go green, when I die.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I wish I could whistle and skip at the same time.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
|
I wish I were a turtleneck.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I woke up with rigamortise.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I would be a stand-up if I could sit down.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
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I would eat more veal if it were called baby cow.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
|
I would never cheat on you or your sister.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
|
I would play sports if it wasn't for the whole Team thing.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
|
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I write like you sing.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I wrote the karma sutra
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I Yahoo'd my Wiki 'till it Google'd
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I yahooed my wiki 'till it googled.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I you knew what
nefarious meant, you wouldn't be talking to me.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'd like to press pause right now.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
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I'll draw you a twenty for a fiver
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'll go green for you.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I'll just keep you dangling from the fork in the pudding.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'll laugh at anything.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I'll pick interesting over funny any time! Try me, try again, ...
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'll take the lettered T, Vanna.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'll trade you an Apple for a Pear
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'll try that!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm 2" taller in the morning.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i'm a blank canvas
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a lumberjack, and that's OK.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a Super Duper Pooper.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm allergic to both democrats and republicans
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm an Artist
(Looking for models)
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm an artist, I've already visualized you naked.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm cheaper down the street
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm cool like the dead body in my trunk.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I'm feeling a little dirty, mind if we shower first.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm funny in canadian.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm gonna go stack some rocks.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I'm growing my handlebar mustache to join my unibrow.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I'm growing my handlebar mustache to join my unibrow.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm into Organic, but I'm tired of chasing cows, to get my milk.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I'm like cold butter on a stale roll.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm looking for my Happy place.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm looking forward to dimensia & diapers
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not amused
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not bitter, I just licked a battery.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not crazy. Some of my best friends are Imaginary.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I'm only here to abduct the green aliens.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I'm popular on Mars.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm RICH (in rejections)
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Rodney Dangerfield's lovechild
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm run by remote.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm so Hip, I Hop
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm so small, people call me peanut.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm still trying to catch up with evolution.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm the O in CROWD.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the poster child for poster children.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I'm the unpopped kernel in your popcorn.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I'm turned inside out and outside in.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm under dressed for my first swim meet.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm unpredictably
nervous and edgy, especially around humans.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm wanted in the Future.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I've been, under the belly of a snake.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I've got a froggy voice for a reason.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I've got a good comeback in about 5 min.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I've had a full beard since I was five.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I've just copyrighted and trademarked the letter E.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I've resorted to whining and tantrums. (it works well with some)
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I've said it all, I will be silent now... now..... now.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I've worn out my fork, I am going to try the spoon.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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If a thumb isn't a finger, how can you have a middle finger?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If cows had Heart, maybe it would sell for more at the Butcher's.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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IF FOUND - Please, return to rightful owner.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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If God wanted us to be nudist, we would have looked like sheep.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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If I could only have a shirt with a skull on it like yours.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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If I dropped a log in the forrest would anybody smell it.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If I followed you home like a lost puppy, would you keep me?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If I gave you the shirt of my back, I'd be naked.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If I had a rocket launcher ...
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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If I only had a dollar for every skull shirt.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If I start wearing the same outfits as my spouse, shoot me!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If I wanted your opinion, I would have given you a nickel.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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If I wanted your opinion, I would have given you a penny.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If I wear a pigeon, I would move to Hollywood.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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If I were a book, you'd flip my pages.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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If I were a car, this would be my bumper sticker.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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If I were a Lexophile, I would have put something funny here.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If I were a tree, would you hug me, or pee on me.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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If I were a typeface I would definetly be an italic
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If I were a Typeface, I would definitely be bold, and Italic.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If I were a typeface, I'd be a scribbly unlegible handwritten one
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If I were any hotter, I would catch on fire.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If I were any sweeter, i'd be battery acid.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If I were German, I would wear Lederhosen.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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If I were really cool, I'd have skulls all over this shirt.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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If it is am this should read vertical. If pm - horizontal
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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If it wasn't for cotton, I'd be nude.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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If it wasn't so cold in here, I'd be naked.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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If my life could only be like my imagination.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If my name were Genie and I were to rub myself, would I ... ?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If squares ruled the world, why is the earth round?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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If this is all we get through evolution
let's try something else
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If this shirt could talk ...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If this was mine, do you think I'd be wearing this.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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If this were a jersey there would be a number here.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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If this where a jersey, there would be a number here.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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If this writing is vertical, please nudge me.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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If we live long enough gravity will drag us down to nothing.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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If we were all nudists, what would we look for online?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If we were any further from the truth we would be a lot closer.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If you got IT, why don't you use IT, or let me see some of IT.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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If you see me smiling, I just told myself a joke I hadn't heard
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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If you see my clones please don't tell them.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Ignore me, I'm playing an invisible superhero right now.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Illegal in all 50 states
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Imagine a world without design.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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in graphics even the men deal with PMS
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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In my baseball game we usually skip second and third.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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In my previous life this is where we met.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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In my spare time, I mess around with splitting atoms.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Inbox (full)
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Inky Binky Bonky, Daddy had a Donkey.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Insomniac meeting - 3:00 am
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Inspiration through Perspiration
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Instumentals need lyrics
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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interesting type attracts interesting types. (In a cool font)
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Is cow-tipping an olympic sport yet?
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Is Irony on my shirt the same as Ironing my shirt?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Is it uncool to sing along in elevators?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Is that a kneadable eraser you're using?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Is that a Mustache or a Moustache?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Is that a statement or a question?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Is that all you got?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Is that egg on your face, scrambled or poached
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Is there any originals out there anymore?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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It is just as easy to fall in love with a rich person. (are you)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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It is not bad if you do it for the right reasons.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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It must be the plate in my head interfering with your wireless.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It sucks not being famous until you're dead.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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It's about time to fly south again.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It's all about the design - who cares what you're trying to sell.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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It's all Eve's fault.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It's always darker before you flip the switch.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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It's Friday 4:20 somewhere.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It's funny in Canadian.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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It's my birthday and I get to make a wish.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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It's not my fault I look like this,blame my ugly parents
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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It's not over till Oprah sings.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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It's not so bad here, under the bus.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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It's over, I heard Oprah sing.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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It's the bags under your eyes that attracted me to you.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It's the doughnut's fault.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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It's the things we don't know in life that make it worthwhile.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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It's the things we don't know in life that makes it worthwhile.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's tough to dance with rigamortis.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Jackoph Sloganoff
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Je Slepez n'ked
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Jealousy gets you nowhere.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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John, Paul, Ringo & Obama.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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jojojo jo mama
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Just add water, to see some eyes pop.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Just because I don't wear a patch, doesn't mean I am not a Pirate
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Just because I lisp, doesn't mean I'm gay.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Just because I play the Banjo, doesn't mean I married my cousin.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Just because you can say Quantum Physics doesn't make you smart.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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just joined homeless anonymous
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Just poke me in the eye with a sharp pencil if I don't respond.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Just press pause if I am going to fast.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Just put a chain around my neck, and I'll go dance for change.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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just put a nickel in this slot to see me dance (on lower back)
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Just put me on hold, I don't mind the music.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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just reading the word FART makes me giggle.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Just relax, and let evolution do its thing.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Just say no to:
CLIPART
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Just stand there and drool.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Just voting A) on multiple choice will get you 25%.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Kazillionaire
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Keep it coming.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Kill me when I start telling the same three stories, over & o
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Kill your blackberry
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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killer whales are so monotone.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Knockout Breath
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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knudge me if I am staring.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Last stop before nothing
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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laterally challenged
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Laughter is the root of all evil.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Leading Polls say:
Polls are overated
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Leading Polls say:
Polls are overrated
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Leave the ugly fish alone!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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LED - the new Illuminati
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Let me drink out of the toilet before we kiss and cuddle.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Let me put you on hold while I gain power.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Let's all cuddle like a bunch of Penguins on the North Pole.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Let's dance like nudists on the North Pole.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Let's get Married, I need some write-offs.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Let's get necked.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Let's get some jello a kiddie pool and invite some friends.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Let's go back to times of parted seas, and burning bushes.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Let's go Hippie
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Let's go out after I get out.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Let's have Words?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Let's make up a song about little spiders.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Let's mess with mother nature.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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let's play make-believe.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Let's share cooties.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Let's switch meds.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Let's take an awkward look at each other right now. again, again.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Letters unite and make some big words.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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lice and fleas love me!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Life is like a bowl of spaghetti
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Life is like a Juggler, some of us just have more balls.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Life is not fair, even my split personality is 60/40.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Life is: the unknown vs the boring. ride the moment.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Life was easier in diapers.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Life was easier in the stone-age.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Life was easier when we just had Times & Helvetica
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Life was easier, when we just had Times & Helvitica
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Lifetime Achievement Award = Last Hoorah before you die, Sucker
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Like a fresh green salad in a field of recycled tires
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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like butter through the hourglass.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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little cute white fluffy dogs, freak me out.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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LL Bee Jays
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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lobotomies tickle
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Lobsters will rule the world, and we will be boiled alive.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Logo shirts are cool. So are your Parents.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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lol when tickled
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Look at the positive side, PUNK will return.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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look thin, hang out with fat people.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Look to your left and up.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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looking for a passion.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Looking for a pot of gold, silver, or any other precious metal.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Looking for a pot of gold, silver, or any other precious metal.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Looking for that haystack with the needle
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Looks like Rain!
I am Ugly. You always win. Do we have to?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Looks like rain.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Lounge singer in training.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Lounge singers are people too.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Love the sin, not the sinner.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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M y Sp a cin g i s a litt le of f.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Mamma's not Amused
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Man of little talent.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Man, I just slept for 43 days. A what President???
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Mariage = 1 tub of peanut butter + 1 Chocolate Bar
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Mars has Martians, what does Uranus have?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Math and Science weren't for me.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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May the force be wit chu.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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May the sun shine bright on you, until you blister of course.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Maybe global warming is heating up the moon enough to live there.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Mentally unchallenged
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Metaphorically speaking in tongues
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Migraines are a headache
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Milk the other white teet.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Mirrors fear me.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Modern art is so yesterday
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Modern day Pirates
don't wear patches.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Monkeys, don't need the dollar, suv's, clothes, and fancy foods.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Mooo Cowbell!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Moose, the other red meat.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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More fun than a homeless dwarf.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Mother Earth and Father Time lived happily ever after.
the end
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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mOVE cAPS lOCK sOMEWHERE eLSE oN mY kEYBOARD pLEASE !
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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mOVE cAPS lOCK sOMEWHERE eLSE oN tHE kEYBOARD.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My 15 minutes are coming up.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My 5 year old can kick my ass.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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my abs are more like liquid mercury.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My accent gets me things.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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My allergies to cotton made me turn nudist.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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my attention span is abo...oh check that out...when I was a child
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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My avatar wants to be me
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My back looks even better.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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My beauty doesn't go below the skin.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My bed of nails has become realy uncomfortable.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My birthday suit needs a trim.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My biscuits bring all the boys to the yard.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My black, green and red shirts are in the wash (on pink)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My brown turtleneck size small was in the wash.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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my calculator doesn't go to a trillion.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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My carpet matches my drapes
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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My cat ate my dog. now it coughs up dog balls.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My circle is a bunch of squares.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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my cold blue blooded heart just skipped a beat.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My Computer doesn't use a condom.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My computer draws perfect circles
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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My credit card # + my phone # - my IQ = my Street address
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My credit score minus my IQ = $1.63
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My curfew isn't for another 3 hours.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My daddy got me a job, and my mommy buys my underwear.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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My degree is about 98.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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My diet consists of FREE SAMPLES
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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My diet subsists of Free Samples
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My dog ran off with my cat.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My dog taught me to sit, bark, roll over, and play dead today.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My dog won't talk to my Cat and the Fish is ticked at the Hamster
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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My drawings don't include any clip-art.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My dreams are like an unfinished puzzle.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My dreams have been very vague lately.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My ear-marks are from getting pinched.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My ego is so inflated, it's the next economic bubble to pop.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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My estate is what you're looking at.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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My Family tree has apples, oranges, pears and nuts.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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My family tree is the black forest.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My favorite part of Cheese is the holes.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My fine dining experiences concists of free samples at Costco
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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My fortunes are still in my Piggy-Bank.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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My fruit of the month club just sent me the village people
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My glass is half empty but it's a big glass.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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My glass is half empty, but it's a really big glass.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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My green alien friends are trying to get me to switch sides.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My Haiku's all have 18 syllables.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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My Haikus add up to 18. (1 bonus)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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My higher place is inches of the ground.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My hobby has become my addiction
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My horse turned out to be a donkey.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My little green trike got hung up on the fence
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My looks are just a facade.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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My made up stories are better. The real ones will bore you.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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My magic doesn't involve cards or coins.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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My masters is on sex, I need help.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My meds are all natural.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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My metaphor ran of with my dinosaur
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My Mom still gives in to my Tantrums.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My mom still makes my lunch.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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My Mom wore army boots.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My money is fine, it's yours I'm after.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My mustache does tricks
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My new gig,
Whale Surfing.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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My Niche is full of crumbs, and candy wrappers.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My now was yesterday or tomorrow.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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MY O MY, we're having some fun now.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My only friend is a one legged pirate.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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my other T is a Manatee.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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My other T-Shirt is a broom.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My parent were drunk when I was conceived, probably stoned too.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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My Peak hours are from 11pm - 7am
(Please don't wake me)
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My pen got drunk last night.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My pencil and paper, mated.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My pencil beats to a different drum
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My pitty party is just for me, myself and I.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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My Poetry is meant to be seen on chests. Like graffiti on a train
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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my pony has big balls.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My previous life sucked
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My previous life sucked also.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My rights mean nothing to most.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My Rock Gods didn't wear cowboy hats.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My Sex tapes are rated G.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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My ship came in, then it sank.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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My siamese brother is fooling around with my girlfriend.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My siamese brother keeps eyeing my wife.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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My spaceship is made of milk cartons, toilet rolls & bottle c
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My spaceship just got hit by your spacejunk, earthling.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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my spam comes out of a can.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My Super-powers have become obsolete.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My Taco brings all the hombres to the yard.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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My tank runs on flower power.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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My tantrums don't last long.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My trike is in the shop.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My trips don't pay airmiles.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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My trousers were made in an old pants factory
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My twin is in some parallel universe.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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My typeface isn't for sale.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My Unicorn does tricks.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My Unicorn has tunnel vision.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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My unicycle gets me there in half the time
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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My unicycle matches my unibrow.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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My wife bought me this shirt, just like my underwear.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My wife is into antiques, I didn't know she meant me.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My witt means nothing to the masses.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My writers block needs Exlax & Draino
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My writings are meant to be eaten.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My-other T-Shirt is a broom.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Need more gas? eat more beans!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Neon signs turn me on.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Neutral like Swiss cheese.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Never mind what this says!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Never on sale
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Never one to deny a good hug.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Never one to worry about body odor.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Never to old to snuggle my Teddy-bear.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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NEWS ALERT:
TOO MANY NEWS ALERTS!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Nice Rooster!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Night owls do it in the dark.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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No more Skull Shirts
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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No pain, no scars.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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no password required
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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No really, don't stop clapping.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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no story here.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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no suit required here.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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No suit required.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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no, never, nope, over my dead body, when pigs fly, when hell ...
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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No, No, No that wasn't a wink, I had something in my eye.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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nobody ever said that to me.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Nobody gives me treats when I sit and play dead.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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nobody is funny anymore.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Nobody is interested in my Cannibal cookbook
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Nobody knows I'm different.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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nobody knows I'm Elvis
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Nobody knows, I'm Michael Jackson.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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NORTH POLE
(No Penguins Allowed)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Not a positive bone in my body
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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not another gothic wing shirt, slightly faded, and oddly angled.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Not impressed by much.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Not impressed by your "Keep It Simple Stupid" sell.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Not into irony or ironing my shirt.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Not into your self-pitty, but let me tell you about me.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Not much of a story here.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Not only is the glass half empty, it is dirty and it is chipped.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Not your regular space traveller
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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nothing but skeletons in MY closet, and they aren't coming out.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Nothing fazes me, as much as you facing me in this mirror.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Nothing happened when I did it.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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nothing left, must take.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Nothing on here is worth reading, but you will, why?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Nothing rhymes with Numbing
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Nudists fear me.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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nunchucks rule!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Obsessed with life.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Official member of the Prune of the Month club.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Ok $2 for everyone that votes for me.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Ok, is it - blood on my ax. or blood on my axe?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Old school, like caves and dinosaurs.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Old school, real old school.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Old video games suck.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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On the edge of sanity lies a path that needs to be swept daily.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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On the seventh day he rested -- slacker.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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On the wrong track
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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On tuesdays, I eat only blue foods, on fridays I eat only square
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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One bird in your hand is better than ten s_itting on your car.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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One is not a Party.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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one thing.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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only losers read the fine print (really small)
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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oops there is my wife.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Opposites attract but equals have more fun.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Out early for good behaviour.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Outside in (printed on inside)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Overly overt, over vert salsa
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Overly protective type ... don't even think about it.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Overly un-aggresive emotional type
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Overnurtured by my Mommie.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Overpaid, underworked, spoiled, and yes Daddy owns the business.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Overpaid, underworked, spoiled, and yes Daddy owns the company.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Overtly overt over nothing
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Party of one.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Pave it all. I am tired of mowing.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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pay up deadbeat
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Peace is overrated.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Peace, Peas & Peepee's
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Peas
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Pedro in 2012
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Pedro is my president.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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peeping tom in training
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Penguins are warming up the South Pole.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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People follow me like the Pied Piper.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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People like big words. Suppositious charlatans
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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People say I over
Ãççëñtü&
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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People tell me I'm funny behind my back.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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People used to call me AL, now they don't call me at ALL
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Pick up milk.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Pictures of lillies, made my life so wonderful
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Pigeons will rule the world and we will need umbrellas.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Pink isn't my color, but I loved this shirt.(on a pink shirt)
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Pirates are rolling in their graves, no more skull shirts.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Pirates used to be cool.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Please don't tell me your email is all
LOWER CASE.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Please hit my reset button
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Pluck Chickens!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Poetry is nothing but cool pictures turned into boring old words.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Poetry takes team words
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Pog Champion, 1873.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Point me to the wrong side of the fence, tracks, & bed
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Polish with saurkraut, unnatural union
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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politically correct terrorist.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Pong champion 1972.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Pong changed everything.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Positively the most negative peaceloving pessimistic person
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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poster boy - for birth control
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Poster Child for Poster Children.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Potbelly Pigs turn me on.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Pure, as an oil-soaked gravel road at the Junkyard.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Quick push the X in the top left corner. Erase the history...
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Quick to take a dive.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Quick, push the X in the top right corner. Erase the history...
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Raceless
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Rain makes things Wet.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Rainy day nudist.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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random by choice
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Rate me from a scale of 90-100
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Read about me in tommorow's paper.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Read this 5 times.
then look up really quick.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Real men have handlebars
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Real men wear lick on tattoos.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Recycled Toiletpaper???
(think about that for a minute)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Red the new anti-green.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Respect is earned
not demanded.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Rewind your dreams.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Rhino's are Horny
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Rhinos are Horny, Jaybirds are Naked
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Right now I'm somewhere else, come find me.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Rocked out.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Rotten tomatoes make sweeter ketchup
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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S's are sexy.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Sarsaparilla is the root of all evil
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Sarsaparilla is the rootbeer of all evil
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Save the Whalers.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Saving sucks and I was told it is what is ruining our economy.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Say no more, say no more, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, ah!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Scan your Radio!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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screw lightbulbs,
pluck chickens,
Ship ahoy!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Selfdegrading-egomaniac
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
SEX
I need attention, please just give me a funny look. Thanks
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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SEX, FREE, WOW
now that I got your attention ...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Sharks are sexy
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Sharks won't eat me, I am too bitter.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Shirt $5, Jeans $45, Slogan - Priceless
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Shoed haf gon tu Skool.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Should we hug, kiss cheeks, or just shake hands - you decide.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Shut the front door.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Simple as Helvetica
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Simple like Black & White, Helvetica, and Vanilla
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Sit, Roll Over, Shake. ata boy!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Skipping isn't a sin.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Skipping should be an Olympic sport.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Skulls are dead.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Sleeping together is overated, just get out after we're done.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Sleeping together is overrated, just get out after we're done.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Slogans are to Poetry, as Threadless is to Art
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Slogans Suck, go Draw
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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slow to wake up
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Slug Bug Blue, no tags back.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Slugs against all things salty.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Small rodents taste better with a little salt & pepper.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
Smoke & Mirrors
(In reverse and smoky)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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So, this is where they hid the bomb.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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So, what I ride the short bus, free transport yo.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Sold my soul for $1.50
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Sold my soul for a wooden nickel.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Some days things look grey. While others they look gray.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Some dogs just lay around, some jump up and lick you.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
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Some hangovers are worth it.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Some may have a 6 pack, I have a Keg.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
Some may think this shirt is gay.
(on pink)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
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some one eyed pirate took my booty
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Some people blame it on their past - I blame it on the future.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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somebody clipped my wings.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Somebody could have told me there are no North Pole Penguins.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
sOMEBODY gLUED dOWN mY cAPS lOCK
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Somebody left my cage-door open.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
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Somebody say:
Pumpernickel
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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somebody sent me this shirt anonymously.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Someday I want to be a Five year old.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
|
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Someday this shirt will have some stories to tell.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Someday worms will crawl through this hot body.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Somehow I offend everyone I meet.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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someone pushed my button.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Someone tell me a good lie.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Someone told me this is the place. Am I early, or did I miss it?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
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SOMEONE told me this is where IT happens. I guess THEY lied.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Someone, someday, somewhere, will love me.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
Sometimes brilliance comes from laziness.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
|
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Sometimes I feel like a second rate martian.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Sometimes I feel like a slug in a salt mine.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Sometimes I just yell as loud as I can for no reason.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Sometimes I speak between the lines
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Sometimes I speak in parenthesis
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Soreback Mtn.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
|
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Spacetravel is boring.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Speed bumps are fun.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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sperm to worm food
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Squares stack better.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains ...
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Still looking for a good cult.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
|
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Still looking for my yellow brick road.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Still trying to figure out the Rubiks cube
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Stop googling me.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
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Stop kissing me, I am just a frog.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Stop licking that frog in my throat, it won't get you high.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stop looking at me like I know you.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Stop looking at me like you just licked a 9V battery
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Stop pausing me.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Stop reading shirts like these, just wink and move along.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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stop voting for your own guitardude0203
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
Straight as a 3 dollar bill
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Strawberries are but peasants in the field.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
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Stressed, Broke, and Ugly, but available.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Stuck in the 80's since the 60's
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Stuck in the 90's since the 70's
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
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Stuck with the ugly ones agian.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
|
Subliminal messages sex are cool Even if they are with me obvious
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
Superego
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
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T-Shirts just don't get the respect like a button shirt and tie.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
Talk to me in code
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Talk type, font, kerning, and cap height to me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
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Taste-tests are hard.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
Tasty like gravy on mashed potatoes
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Tell me some lies, the truth bores me.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
|
|
Tell me some lies, the truth bores me.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Tell me some lies, the truth bores me.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
|
Telling lies makes life more interesting.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Telling lies makes life more interesting.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
|
Telling me your email is all lower case, tells me you're stupid.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
Telling me your email is all lower case, tells me your
stupid.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
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Thank God for Clipart.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
|
That is not mayo on my sandwich ?!?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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That knife in my back, doesn't hurt that bad.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
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That mosquito buzzing in my ear, actually made sense.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
That's a nice color blue you used for the sky Vincent.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
That's not a gun in my pocket, it's just a small monkey.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
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That's not even funny on laughing gas.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
That's not funny right now.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
|
That's what the girl at the picnic said!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
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The bunny tasted ok, but I can't stand the taste of 9V batteries
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
the circus is missing it's main attraction.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
The cows have all flown north for the summer.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
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The cute puppies always get picked first. Pick me, Pick me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
The darkness hides the twinkle in my eye for you.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
The depth of my shallowness is about 4.5"
of 9 votes, 0% like it
|
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The depth of my shallowness is enlightening.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
The door opens and closes I am inside, it is all about to happen
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The economy is so bad, I had to get in line to rob my bank.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
|
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The fire in my eyes, is melting the ice in my veins.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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The fire within me is starting to hurt.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
The fourty or so pigeons unleached their fury.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
|
|
The fruits of my labor, fermented,
hic...., hic....
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
The Future didn't want me.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
the grass is not only greener it is almost blue on the other side
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
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The grass is not only greener, it tastes better too.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
the homeless who have funny signs, haven't been homeless for long
of 38 votes, 26% like it
|
The ice that runs through my veins is making me tingle.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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The letter E is overworked and underpaid.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
The nut in doughnut is YOU for eating them.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
The odd-makers forgot about me.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
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the only reason I cuddle is for what it may lead to.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The only suit I wear is my birthday suit.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
The only thing worth waiting for is death.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
|
the party can begin,
I am ready now.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
The pen did it.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
the real world is passing you by.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
|
The red ones taste like butter, with a hint of paprika.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
|
The roses where a little much
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
The secret to life: SEX
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
|
The SHORT BUS makes special stops for me.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
|
The Truth Hurts, that's why I lie.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
|
The voices in my head are singing in perfect harmony right now.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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The World will end Yesterday
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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The yellow brick road stops here.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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the zipper on my cereal box is broken
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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There aught to be law against white bicycle shorts.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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There is a difference between attracting flies and butterflies.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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There is no I in TEAMWORK, or US, ALL, or TOGETHER either
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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There was nothing on, that's why I'm here.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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these < GUNS > are for hire
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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They don't play my kind of music in grocery stores.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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They tell me we don't use 90% of our brain, duh!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Things don't always make cents.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Things that crack me up: Midgets, Farts, and Death
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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think, think, think, ohhh?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Thinking hurts my brain, and eating makes me fart.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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This 5 O'clock shadow, took me a week to grow.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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this also comes in white.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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This area for lease.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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This body runs on high fructose corn syrup & artificial flavo
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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This body runs on high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavors
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This could have been a nice white T, but couldn't just leave it.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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This fallen angel, just got up.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This fine machine runs on natural foods, grass, and sunshine.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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This font is so yesterday.
(In a dated font)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This Haiku has 17 syllables, so take that Poet.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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This is my dirty shirt. (realy,realy dirty)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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This is my favorite
Type.
(In the ugliest type font)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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this is my heavy side.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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This is my night shirt, you can keep it in the morning
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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This is now my favorite morning after shirt.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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This is real my friend, no cheap animation here.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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this is the center of my world.
(in a circle with a ? in mid)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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This is the last slogan shirt.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This is what happens if you just do it.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This lettering will magically disappear when rubbed.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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This machine is clean, non-poluting, and runs on organic energy.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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This sentence has 32 letters and 3 numbers
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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This Shirt - $2
The Imprint - $.75
Under the Shirt - Priceless
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is 50/50
does that mean I swing both ways?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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This shirt is a rental, my other shirt is in the shop.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is made of hemp, let's roll it and smoke it.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is made of recycled roaches.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is made w/ 100% old products by small children in USA
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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this shirt is not a scratch and sniff.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt matches the berber carpet and the drapes.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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This used to be a turtleneck.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This will be History, now.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This will be my favorite morning after shirt, tomorrow.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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This will be retro in about 10 years.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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This would not have worked in a different font.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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This writing should be horizontal.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Those sounds coming from your head are scaring me.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Thyme to grow some.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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tight shirts are hot
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Tired of leading the pack.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Tired of Spooning, Let's try Forking
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Tired of your LOL's
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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To be anywhere but the top of the food chain, sucks.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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To big to fall through the cracks.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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to connected.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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To live as an artist is to have tommorow's paper today.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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to think, or not to think.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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today will be yesterday, tomorrow.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Today's letter is T -
what can you spell with the letter T.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Tommorrow, Tom Morrow!
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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tomorrow will be the best day ever.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Too cool to be a Pirate.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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too many fonts
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Too much Cheese
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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trees don't grow out of your ears because you ate an apple seed.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Try flying backwards.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Try one of those knock, knock jokes on me.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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try this: own nothing.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Turn me around, flip me over, and roll me down the hill.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Turtles can't do it on their backs.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Two girls, a dog, a parrot and a cup.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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two, to, too many choices
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Ubercreative type.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Ugly but Rich
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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uncomfortably quite type
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Under this - nothing but hair, thick manly hair.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Under this shirt, six pack abs!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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under this shirt:
three nipples!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Unemployed hooker
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Unemployed non-graphic Indian Artist.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Unibrows turn heads.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Unicorns brake for me!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Uninspired millionaire
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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uninvited house guest.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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unreliably punctual
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Uphill battles are what it is all about if you're a Bear.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Wake me up with smelling salts.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Wanderers UNITE, somewhere or another.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Warm & Fuzzy on the inside
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Was there ever any doubt?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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wash, rinse, repeat.
stop, drop & roll.
buy low, sell high.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Watch out I am freeing my Willy.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Watching evolution is like watching a soccer game.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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We can always bring back the 60's.
Peace, Love & Broke
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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We can't all be unique, so I am working on being similar.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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We look good from space. It's close-up we are ugly.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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We need more Raggae, with bongos, lazy bass, and maracas.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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We need more recesses.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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We should have stopped evolution with the monkeys.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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We should skip more.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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We would all be happier if we skipped more.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Whale, the other white meat.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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What are Records?
Cassettes???, 8-Track ?????
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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What are Records? Casettes?? 8-Track???
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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what came first the records or the dark beer?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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What did 13 do to deserve all the negativism.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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What did Brussels do to have Manneken Pis and Sprouts as icons.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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What happend to you?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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What if Adam was gay?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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What if we all farted at once?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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What is blue, smells good, tickles, and makes you laugh?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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what is blue, smells of coffee, and tastes like pineapple?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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What is that bright yellow thing in the sky?
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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What is the matter with sniffing flour and water?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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What is the matter with sniffing water and flower?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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What is wrong with a good Dictatorship
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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What is your favorite nut mister Squirrel?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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What kind of Whale are you?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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What the world needs now is - more Pinball
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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What Type are you? (repeated and in different fonts)
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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What's the deal with Ernie & Bert, are they out yet?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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What's up with Canada, eh?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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What's your font?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Whatever is around the corner, is around the corner.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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When did they take the "R" out of Washington?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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When I die, Please bury me in a T-shirt.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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When I get hungry I eat my words
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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When I grow up I want to be a long sleeve shirt.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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When I grow up I want to be long sleeve shirt.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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When I grow up I want to be older than dirt
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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When I say I'm tired, I am tired.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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When I'm 50, I want to be someone.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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When in doubt wear black.
(black on black T)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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When in doubt:
Helvetica.
When you're sure
Helvitica.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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When Palin is in Rome is she a Palindrome?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Where can I buy really big cards to build my house of cards.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Where is Steve?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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where is the nut in the doughnut?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Where is the Passion?
3rd aisle, bottom shelf, next to the nuts
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Why are all Illuminatis so dark?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Why be neutral?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Why can't I color outside the lines?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Why did I have to get 555-555-5555
as a phone number?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Why do we camp? when we have toilets, and running water at home?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Why do you have to be so dirty?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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why does hitting your funny bone, hurt so bad.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Why does it rain everytime I dance?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Why is Heart the cheapest meat at the butcher's?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Why is there no corn in a cornucopia?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Will do jumping jacks for $
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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world leaders call me for advice.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Would you vote for yourself?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Yep, that's egg on my face.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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yo yo
yo yo
yo yo
yo yo yo
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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You get naked, I'll get the camera.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You have 2 days to live,1 day to live. OK so I am not a prophet
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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You may have abs of steel, but are they stainless?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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You won't remember me, I was the kid with braces and glasses.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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You're doornail than a dumber.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Your breath smells like Turkey-Bacon.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Your facial expression tell me you like me.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Your Mamma plays the Banjo!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Your Mamma, My Sister, Our Cousin.
We live together.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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