Please come closer so I can stroke your ego
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Turtle racing: more fun than watching paint dry
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I think unicorns are kick-ass.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Watch out quail rider!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I will never be a model citizen.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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I don't care what you got. Just work it.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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You're sweet and I have the munchies
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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God built this universe on rock n roll
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Have yourself: Michael J. Fox
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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I've met our makers, they don't even know your name
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I can do some mad shit
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Write this down: No.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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That, sir, is a sin against the Lord.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I must hurry and catch up to these people, for I am their leader.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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I'm holding my urine in a cup because I have responsibility.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Don't tell me how to do it. It sickens me.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Don't everybody go freakin out on me.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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it isn't supposed to BE anything
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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IT CAN ONLY BE CALLED WISDOM
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be another cocky paladin.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Stop introducing additional levels of indirection.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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