This shirt makes me so happy that I feel like crying and then jumping around and dancing in the streets. And then crying again. I was so excited by the shirt that I bought one of the last three that were left. So what if it's a Guys 2XL shirt? I HAVE ONE! That's the point. I'll probably end up getting another one anyways, just because it is so amazingly awesomely splendiforus. Everytime I think of the pyromaniac unibrow tiger, I get happy (I feel like jumping & dancing in the streets again).

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