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chrisinorbit
chrisinorbit aka Christopher E. Patton is a 42.12 year old boy, has been a member since February 19, 2007, has scored 2,990 submissions, giving an average score of 2.21, helping 33 designs get printed.
"What'choo talkin' 'bout Jesus?"
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Real people are much funner to talk to
of 24 votes, 8% like it
How many surrealists does it take to hang up a light bulb?…fish
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Black is all colors.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
No white is the absence of colors.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Never fit in, always stand out.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Corny saying goes here.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
The best laid plan, may not get you laid as you plan.
of 21 votes, 10% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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All about me

I am a 40 year old male. SAA graduate from the dark ages. I don't really care for pop music. Make some of my own. Been playing guitar since 1989 and I am still, in my own opinion, not all that good. My other stuff is real strange, mainly all computer, instrumental, beat oriented little sound experiments. Vocals mean nothing to me! Can't get a design approved on here if my life depended on it!!! I still try occasionally. Still do graphic design, but now just mainly freelance with some new work coming out soon. I do some 3D modeling as well. I love my little girl Darby and wife Jen. They are my life.