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aumphalos aka Molly is a 31.67 year old girl, has been a member since March 26, 2007, has scored 3,172 submissions, giving an average score of 1.68, helping 41 designs get printed.
Grammar is the new math.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
I promise to never split infinitives.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
I am not a color
of 59 votes, 14% like it
Hope is a moral obligation.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Prepositions are bad words to end sentences with.
of 58 votes, 45% like it
My goal is failure... I hope I don't succeed.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
Narcissism is its own reward.
of 58 votes, 28% like it
Je ne parle pas French.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
No hablo Spanish.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
This shirt smells like me.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
I'm just another extra in the movie of your life.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
I'm never who you think I am.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
Penguins have become too political.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
Assuming makes an ass of u and the Ming Dynasty.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
(c)OVERT
of 55 votes, 15% like it
Cannibal chefs make my blood boil!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
Maggots make my flesh crawl.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
Goats do it for the kids.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I'm completely naked underneath my clothes.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
jelly bean counter
of 54 votes, 11% like it
X I am here.
of 58 votes, 12% like it

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