So many pretty girls, so little game.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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A proud supporter of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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There are 3 certainties in life.
Death.
Taxes.
Witty T-Shirts.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Chicks dig my blog.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Chicks dig bloggers.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Screw the bee's knees. I'm the dingo's kidneys!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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[Insert obscure band name/Movie quote/saying here]
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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A Ninja pirate. And you thought Chuck Norris was awesome.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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The Internet. Is there anything it can't do?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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You. Me. Knife fight.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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I didn't want to do this job. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Your Mom and I walk into a bar...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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If first you don't succeed, try more explosives.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Comments on YouTube destroyed my faith in humanity.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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I'll take Potent Potables for $400.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Politics. It's like having evil cake and eating it too.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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My faith in humanity is: -3864
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I'm in your [location] [action]ing your [possession]z
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I haven't taken my medication today!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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If I had a Lawn Dart, I'd chuck it at your head.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I depend on people like you to make me feel better about myself.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'm high on life! (among other things)
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I went to a T-Shirt website and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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14 down: A four letter word for expressing frustrations.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Guns don't kill people, Fascists kill people.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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This tee shirt is dyed with the blood of the innocent.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Awsomeness personified
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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[Theme from Tetris]
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Benedict XVI is my homeboy.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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The Holy Hand Grenade: The Pope's weapon of choice.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Pontificatin' ain't easy.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Pontificatin' ain't easy.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Popeing ain't easy.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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If a midget says it, it must be true.
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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"Wayne's World" was my generation's "Ben Hur"
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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If it weren't for Threadless, I'd be a nudist.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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If wishes were fishes we would all have Mercury poisoning.
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Oh you crazy kids.
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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Funkmeister
of 66 votes, 3% like it
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A cop and a Republican walk into an airport bathroom......
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Nudist colonies need quality control.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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Bros before hos: Vote Obama
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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I don't have Schizophrenia, BUT I DO.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Internet forums destroyed my faith in humanity.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Iran's President + Columbia University's President = Comedy Gold
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Cheney Bush in "08" What could possibly go wrong?
of 60 votes, 2% like it
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I need a hug and a stiff drink.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Delightfully Demented
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Give him another chance! Nixon "08"
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Aside from the Watergate thing he wasn't so bad: Nixon "08&q
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Wanted: Power-up mushroom. Will pay in gold coins.
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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Oh sweet Irony
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Sweet Irony
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Being Humble is one of my many qualties
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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It's not detention, it's "Enforced Study Hall".
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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In case of Zombie attack, DANCE!
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Kilroy for Presidient!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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What Mafia?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I wish I had enough money to buy a good T-shirt.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Yeah Bush! (Dare to be different)
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I Wanna B Ur Lovr
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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1 HAT3 HAX0R SP3AK
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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9UR3 3VIL
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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PH33R MY 1337 P0w3r
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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Your Rabbi called, he's not happy with you
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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What's power if you don't abuse it?
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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When in panic, when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Call me Rabbi
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Hilary vs. Obamba is the new Pirate vs. Ninja
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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My take on reality is better than yours.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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My other shirt is a Threadles too.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Wisdom is wasted on the old.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Voted most likely to win a Darwin Award in High School
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Videogames- the convient scapegoat of the 21st century.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Video Games made me do it.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I sing "Jessica" at Karaoke Bars
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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I was the kid who ate the Paste
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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This T-shirt will suck when slogan Tees go out of style.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Confucious say: Rabid wombats will gorge out your eyes.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Love the Gamer, hate the Game.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I wish I had Walk Cycle music.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Raise your hand if you've been arrested by a Mountie!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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MMM..... Carnage
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I laugh at your inferior T-shirt. HAH!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Crack kills, wear pants!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Live in your world, get pwned in mine.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Does anyone here speak l33t?
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Is there a hacker in the house?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Pass the Ammo
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Canada is a myth!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Well lah de freakin' dah!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Who needs a six pack when you have a keg?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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The voices in my head say to liberate France from the British.
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the ground.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Swag: Noun- An item used to promote something. e.g.- This T-shirt
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Explosions Good
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Gotta Boogie!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Love the player, hate the game.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I'm ready for the coming zombie Apocalypse, are you?
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Wanna find out if nerds are better lovers?
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Woot Styx!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Remember: No Stairway
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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I have POWER LEGS!
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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I hate to be alone on Thursdays
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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I went to Threadless.com and all I bought was this stupid T-shirt
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Warning: Reading this shirt my cause the reader's head to explode
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Tommorrow is pants optional day!
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Yankovic for Presidient!
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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It's official, there are no good T-shirt slogans left
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Make your parents happy. Date me!
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Woot me!
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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I'm funky fresh!
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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Actually, I am happy to see you
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Helpfil Hint 23: A hand gernade can liven up any situation
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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I don't have a myspace page and I'm proud of it!
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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I saved the princess and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Cheese is nice
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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My favorite beer is an open one
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Texas is over-rated.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Make an angel smile: Kick an athiest in the balls
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Bring back the SWAT Cats!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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The meaning of life? It's 42.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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I'm from Nantucket too and frankly, it's all a myth
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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I am the elite of the 1337
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Your mere presence fills me with an unspeakable rage.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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I am an air guitar GOD
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I could PWN you in Chess
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Optimists make me angry
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Conforming is the new unique!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I saw your life on eBay. It had no bids.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I'm on Youtube!
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt is what we call an ice breaker
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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So many plans for world domination, so little time
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Send in the Nuns!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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She was like "OMGWTF" and I was like "BBQ"
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Yes, It Blends!
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: May break into spontanious song and dance
of 71 votes, 31% like it
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History Fun Fact: Groucho actually is the father of Communism
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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I have to resort to expressing myself through my stupid T-shirts
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Karl: The lost Marx brother
of 66 votes, 5% like it
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I'm high on Life!!
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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Karl: The other Marx brother
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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If it ain't King James it ain't Bible
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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All the good t-shirt slogans are taken
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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Bring back the Chuck Norris jokes
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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Bring me a shrubbery!
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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Submitting t-shirt designs is my only source of income
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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Frankie say Get back to work
of 72 votes, 7% like it
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I have Anatidaephobia
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Me hates grammar
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Ninja + Pirate = Chuck Norris
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Contender for a Darwin Award
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Operators are standing by!
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I'm right, your're wrong end of discussion.
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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1.e4 2.Bc4 3.Qh5 4.Qxf7#. You got Pwned.
of 71 votes, 10% like it
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Socialism: Communism with a smile.
of 73 votes, 30% like it
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I have Fabioitis. (I'm terminally sexy.)
of 77 votes, 10% like it
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Have you Wang Chunged today?
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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What say you fuzzy britches?
of 81 votes, 9% like it
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By the flaming carrots of St. Andrew!
of 79 votes, 10% like it
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$12 on Threadless
of 81 votes, 14% like it
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... and that's how I saved Christmas.
of 83 votes, 30% like it
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest cavity.
of 78 votes, 28% like it
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[Insert Random Saying Here]
of 77 votes, 10% like it
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How much mud could a platypus lug if a platypus could lug mud?
of 80 votes, 31% like it
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I'm not white, I'm melanin challenged.
of 77 votes, 18% like it
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