If the mountain comes to you........run because it is a landslide
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I was in bed looking at the stars and wondered:Where's the roof?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I got drunk to forget you, but now there are two of you!
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I used to be indecisive, now i don't know
of 42 votes, 40% like it
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Work never killed anyone, but why risk it?
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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I'm so much fun, I'm illegal in 12 countries
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Tennis: The only sport where touching hairy balls is needed.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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I usually avoid temptation unless i can't resist it
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Randomness: noun 1: the act of POTATOE HAMMOCK
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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It took 26 muscles to write this sentence.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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I hate people who stop in the middle of
of 64 votes, 30% like it
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My mom thought this was a funny shirt.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Fruits dont like to be put in a blender. Thought you should know
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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If you can read this......you can read.
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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How many DBZ chars takes to change a light bulb?1! in 3 episodes
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Dont drink and park. Accidents cause people
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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Hate is a type of love that we give to people who suck
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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Im not old, i'm vintage
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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Dont drink and park. Accidents cause people
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Disney Moveis Taught me not to trust ugly people
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Those who believe in telekinetics raise my hand
of 62 votes, 40% like it
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I wish my lawn was emo, so that it would cut itself
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Yes I am that funny guy from Youtube
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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The voices inside my head tell me that you have problems
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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The squirrels told me that you are crazy
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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To error is human, to arr is pirate
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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No sweetie, i wouldnt like you to butter my muffin
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Not another "Your Mom" shirt
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Come over to the dark side......we've got cookies
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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My other face is Leonardo DiCaprio
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Gonorrhoea isn't an exotic fruit
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Someone stole my sleeves!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I love my sleeves, don't you?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Have you seen my sleeves anywhere?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Find the chicken within
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Someone stole my taco
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I like my slogan too
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Murder of the living is tragic but murder of idea is unforgivable
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not bad, just twisted in my principles
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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If life gives you lemons, get some vodka and have a party.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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I am a winner sperm!
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Whoever said that cotton t-shirts were a bad idea, was crazy
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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No, you don't have a chance. Move on
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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This is a slogan
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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FI UOY NAC DAER SIHT, EV'UOY DETSAW ROUY EMIT
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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