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My Threadless Interview

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Some Independent Prints

And some pictures by Troy Doney


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" I like turtles."

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"What exactly does a three year old eat?"

"Chicken.. crackers.."

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"Why are you swearing? I'm not swearing. "

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"Son, you got a panty on your head."

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"Baby, listen, I might have crapped in my pants."

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"Aunt Rootie told Dell that the alien wearing the black glove was him and him alone"

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"Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store! "

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"People pay him money for whatever he does...."

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"He is your good friend, whereas I am a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities"

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"Look what we got us here, brothers!"

"Mexicans!"

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"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben (baby)."

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"What makes you think they are looking for a scapegoat?"

"Tradition."

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"I feel like a gynecologist for a grizzly bear!"

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"What is your name?"
"Butch."
"What does this mean, 'Butch'?"
"I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit."

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"Black?"

"For 30 years."

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"I wanted vanilla twist!"

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"You've never seen Krull?! Dude... you are so gay!"

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"Nice story."

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