%pi%r8
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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(back of shirt, bottom center) WARNING: Flammable Gas
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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(front)What's big red and eats rocks?(back)A big red rock eater
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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(Glow ink) If you can read this, you're about to get laid!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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(Glow ink)If you can read this, it's sexy time!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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(symbol)Pi r8
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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(symbol->)%pi%r8
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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100% partial
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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60% Water 40% Awesome
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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69% of statistics are made up on the spot.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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80% water 20% awesome
of 62 votes, 39% like it
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A play on words here. A play on words? Sounds like a boring play.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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A shirt should say something.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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America land of the free*. *restrictions apply
of 61 votes, 36% like it
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America, Land of the *FREE! *restrictions apply
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Animals are little peopel in fur coats.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Apple is currently developing the first robotic butler. iWill.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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At what point do I not exist?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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B+ (be positive!)
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Beta Testing. (for babies)
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Bush gives a bad name to vagina
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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C is for cookie. That's good enough for me.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Can you tell me how to get to Sesame st.?
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Captain Planet: the Whole Foods of Super Heroes
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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Cigarettes cause cancer, Cannabis fights cancer. Which is legal?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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College: High School without Parents.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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DARE to tell the truth about drugs.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Did my mother pick a good shirt?
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Do you really exist?
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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DRM FTL
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Elvis isn't dead. He's a Ninja.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Everything is going to be allright.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Excuse me my face is cold, can I borrow your vagina?
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Failure is not an option, it's a result.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Feed Gandhi
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Feed Ghandi
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Free Music
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Free Tibet!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Gas: The worlds biggest scam.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Good karma: 25 cents
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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got green?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Got Now?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Hate is 100% useless.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Hate is a useless emotion.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Hate is useless.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Have you ever met someone named Buddy you actually liked?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Have you hugged anyone today?
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Have you seen my Hoola-Hoop?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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How do I know your not a product of my imagination?
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Hugs are clinically proven to reduce stress.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hydroplanes suck at flying.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I am atomic.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I am not Made in China
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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I am not serious.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I am very well today.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I believe in magic.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I bought this shirt so you would think I'm cool.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I break, for commas.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I can only be seen by imaginary people.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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I can tell time will tell I can tell time.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I don't eat, I feast.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I Don't Hate.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I don't have a chip on my shoulder, the monkey on my back ate it.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I don't remember your name.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I fight for peace.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I hate endings,
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I know everything about nothing, yet nothing about everything.
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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I like people.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I love Vaginas
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I love [glow]to eat[/glow] animals.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I need a break, ah, much better.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I need another drink.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I need closure,
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I need weed to make my boring life seem awesome.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I prefer to travel by Zeppelin.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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I prefer to travel by zepplin.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I probably won't remember your name.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I travel by Zeppelin.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I tried to travel to the future, but I was too late.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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I wan't to die strapped to a giant bottle rocket.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I Was Hoping This Shirt Would Make Me Feel LESS Socially Awkward
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I weep at the feet of danger.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I wish my name was Well. Introducing myself would be hilarious.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I wore this shirt because I have no style.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I'll see you in the future!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'll sell you this shirt for $10
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'll sell you this shirt for $15.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'll sell you this shirt for $5
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not serious.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm someones imaginary friend.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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I'm Sorry I Can't Talk Now, I Have To Go Make An Excuse
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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I'm supposed to be working.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I'm time traveling...it's a slow process
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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I've been to the future every day since I was born.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I've been told I have no future in the past.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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If I can't eat my cake how is it mine?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If I could be a super hero I would be infalable man.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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If I could be a super hero I would be infallible man.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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If nothing is a noun, doesn't that make it something?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If you don't bike, take a hike.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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if you hate status updates copy and paste this on your shirt
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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If you take my rights I can only do wrong.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If your close enough to read this, could you zip me up?
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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iLuv
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Im|perfect
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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In Democratic America The Gas Station Robs You.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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In Republic America the Gas Station Robs You.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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In Soviet Russia This Shirt Wears You.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Infallible Man always wins!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Ironically Radio Flyers have no radio and cannot fly.
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Irony: using high grade fuel for your car then eating fast food.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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It's great to meet you, but I still won't remember your name.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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Kids are basically retarded midgets
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Leaving home is obsolete.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Let's go spelunking!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Let's have a Festival!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Life is a joke, laugh it up!
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Life is a joke. Its just not very funny.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Life is beautiful!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Love what is.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Mammal for life!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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May contain person.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Mind wanders, always, searching for new answers to old questions.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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MINDFUCK: Once you see it, you'll s*%@ bricks.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy puppies and ice cream
of 64 votes, 38% like it
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Money can't buy happiness? I'd like to test that theory.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Money: making people do things they hate since the dawn of time
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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My body is 70% beer.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My ego is bigger then yours
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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My imaginary friend gave me this shirt.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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My other car is an epic mount.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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My other shirt is Epic Chainmail
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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New School Pirate
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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Nothing Beats a Festival!
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Nothing doesn't exist.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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OBJECTS IN SHIRT ARE SMALLER THEN THEY APPEAR
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Oil: The world's biggest scam
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Only time will tell? That's good, because I tell time.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Only time will tell? Time doesn't tell me I tell time!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Orcs are near! (glow ink)
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Oxygen is extremely addicting.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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Paper is obsolete.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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People still read facebooks.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Perfect. (with a cooked "t")
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Please don't read this....thanks, jerk.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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politics: poli = many, tics = blood sucking creatures
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Radically Tubular!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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RPGs: Turning geeks into heroes since 1974
of 61 votes, 38% like it
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Sex, Drugs, and Alchohol: The answer to all your problems.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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SLOGANS: Other peoples jokes making me look funny.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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SLOGANS: Other peoples jokes, making me look clever.
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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Spheres Are Just Elitist Circles
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Still waiting for tomorrow
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Success is an attitude.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Surgeons agree, beauty is not on the inside.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Swords > Guns
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Technically I am wearing 99% nothing.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Tell time, time will tell, when I tell time!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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That was AWESOME!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The Birds and the Bees: Does anyone actually know the story?
of 62 votes, 34% like it
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The Birds and the Bees: You know its gunna have a happy ending.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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The Future Has Past.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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The future is no different by the time you get there.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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The future is so last year.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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The future looks a lot like now.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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The FUTURE that is PRESENT, NOW has PAST.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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The only thing time will tell is how often I tell time.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The RIAA should GTFO IMHO
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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This is just my Avatar.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt hides my boobs.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is 99% nothing.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Time doesn't tell me I tell time.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Today is not opposite day ; )
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Today is not opposite day. (wink)
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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unFree Bush
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Vagina: The pink meat.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Vampires don't sparkle in the sunshine, they burst into flames.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Vampires don\'t sparkle.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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waiting for tomorrow is like living for yesterday
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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WARNING! It's dark. (glow ink)
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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WARNING: Chronically Happy and CONTAGIOUS!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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What is the answer? a) Money b) Sex c) Love d) none of the above.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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What the hell is won't a contraction of?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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When do I get my flying car?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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When do I get my Hoverboard
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Who cares how full it is, that cup is AWESOME!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Why drive a hybrid when you can burn money!
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Why have a six-pack, when you could have a keg!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Why is Hemp illegal?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Will you ever tell us how to get to sesame street?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Wont you be my neighbor?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Working is the curse of the Drinking class
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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World peace is not worth fighting for.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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World peace is worth fighting for.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Yes, this shirt does taste like chicken.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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You are god.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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You just wasted 30 seconds of your life reading this shirt.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You lost me at "hello".
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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you never existed once.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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You'll like me once you read my profile.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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You're (dis)fun(ctional) (subliminal)
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Your face makes me smile...then giggle....then laugh histerically
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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Your Future is Just a Nanosecond Away!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Your mother plays a mean flute.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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