Sake: keeping ninjas drunk since the 3rd century
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Guess what this Isn't witty, I just can't be bothered.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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In the end all of science can just be explained by magic
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Blogs: letting nerds tell the world their stupid ideas since 1994
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Blogs: Letting nerds feel like someone's listening since 1996
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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I'm actually 3 babies stood on top of each other.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Proud to be an Atheist, all hail Athe!
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Don't believe in reincarnation? I used to be a newt.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Blogs: Showing the opinions of the stupid since 1994
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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half man, half angel, half broken calculator
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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If I was in the UN, I'd throw paper balls at China.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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giving off gamma radiation, just warning you...
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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A stairway to heaven would probably take days to climb...
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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My sammich gets 25 miles to the pickle
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Dance with me! Dance the dance of life!
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I want to be reincarnated as a ninja or a lemur or a NINJA LEMUR!
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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All you need is love, and oxygen...and food, and heat and well...
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Parachute pants, not all that great as actual parachutes.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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If numbers are the language of logic why do they scare me?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I could of caught road runner.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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It's not about the winning, it's about how much cake you get
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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If life was like anime, we would all have amazing hair
of 42 votes, 36% like it
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Do you like mudkips?
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I could level up
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I naturaly produce Argon.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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You look like you were hit with a bat of frozen stupid.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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You may think I'm listening, I'm just thinking about ninjas.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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Atlas was right...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Does this hat make my brain look big?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Shout 'It's snowing!' and see how people react.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Use the fork Luke
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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If I get bored I create my own fight scenes in my mind.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Top hats should never have gone out of fasion...
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Woot is in the dictionary now, the nerd has literary power!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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You see this stain here? Don't ask.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Well the only thing to do now is, RAVE!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Ramen is my Cocaine
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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In my mind Haz-mat suits are stylish.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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If you're so great, why haven't you given me a jetski yet?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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The only difference between us and apes are our hair dos
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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In the end we're all just piles of Carbon and Water...
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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If life had a cheat book, I'd want to fly.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Some people don't have thoughts in English, mind breaking right?
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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On the internet, I'm a ninja.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Take a risk. Talk to me, I'm nice.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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In England we all live in castles.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Whisky is my Holy water
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I learnt all my life lessons from the sad bits on TV
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Think you've have a bad day? Imagine if you were Pluto...
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Is there anything in life that can't be solved with cake?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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