Keep Your Text off of My Shirt
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Cigarettes: Now With Vitamin C!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Smoking is Good for You!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Hippopotamus, Antihippopotamus, Annihilation (note: its a haiku)
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I had an abortion
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I care less and less each day
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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i hope i was your sam
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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you're my missing piece
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I am so much stronger than I would have guessed
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I like to sing in the shower....loud
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I am the happiest that I have ever been
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I still play with plastic dinosaurs
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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the book is so much better than the movie
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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If I've Met You...I've Sorted You
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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books are safe havens
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Caution: Big Shot Scientist Using Fancy Words
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I Practice Jew-Jitsu!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Scissors Beat Paper
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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there's no such thing as too many books
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Hey Baby... What's Your Sine?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Earth: Mostly Harmless
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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this body is powered by ATP
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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this machine is powered by ATP
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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nerds have big hard drives
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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kiss me, I'm Jewish...just kidding, I'm shomer negiah!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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the bananas in my ears prevent me from hearing your arguments
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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No Child Left Unscathed
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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is our children learning yet?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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teach both sides of the debate: gravity vs. intelligent falling
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Gravity Is Just A Theory!!!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I Have Been Touched By His Noodly Appendage
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I wish THESE were brains!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Need cash for alcohol research
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Will do math homework for food
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Will do physics homework for food
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Well, F*ck Your Theory
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Never Tell Me The Odds!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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No! Don't tell me! I haven't finished the book yet!!!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Oh Yea? Well F*ck Your Theory!!!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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All Aboard The Failboat!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Oh The Huge-Manatee!!!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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It's A Tarp!!!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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You're Doing It Wrong!!!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'd hit it with an inverse tachyon beam
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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the council of Elrond demands an explanation for this bullshit
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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This looks shopped...I can tell from some of the pixels
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Fascinating.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Proceed.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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i made you a cookie...but i eated it
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Don't Worry, I'm From Tech Support
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I am an expert on this topic
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Full Speed Ahead
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Dumbledore is Gay!?!?!?!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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It's a land of sweets and joy and joy-ness
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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OMNOMNOM
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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shun the nonbeliever. ...
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Oh God, Why Would You Do That!?!?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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The internet is a series of tubes....
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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i'm in ur tubes- blockin ur internets
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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One does not simply ROCK into Mordor!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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One does not simply walk into Mordor
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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You have failed me for the last time
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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NOOOOOOOOOOO! They be stealin' my bucket!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I has a bucket!!!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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i'm in ur dictionaries- verbing ur nounz
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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ROWR
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Robots in Tanks
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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This Valentines Day Win Her Over With Chloroform
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Love: Win Her Over With Chloroform
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Evolution: As Controversial As Heliocentrism
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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