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robotwaste
aka Tony Persons is 36.12 years old, has been a member since February 20, 2008, has scored 22,502 submissions, giving an average score of 2.06, helping 238 designs get printed.
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Video games make it fun to alienate people.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Rabbits suck at math but they're great at multiplication.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Inside jokes remind me of agoraphobic clowns.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I made lemons into lemonade, but my glass was half empty.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Making friends is easy when you have a good imagination.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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Lefties know the opposite of right isn't wrong.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Vacuum cleaners are really useful considering how much they suck.
of 34 votes, 53% like it
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Dollars are like high fives for strippers.
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Awesomeness is measured in high fives.
of 47 votes, 62% like it
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2 heads are better than 1, unless we're talking about monsters.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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Being early is good strategy, unless you are a worm.
of 52 votes, 52% like it
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I give 110% percent effort in everything except math.
of 50 votes, 60% like it
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Knowing is half the battle.
I forget what the other half is.
of 53 votes, 75% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Accidental Science:
The fastest way to super powers
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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All of my puns are intended.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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Alphabet soup makes it easier to eat my words.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Book lovers take paper-cuts hard.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Cannibalism:
Curing world hunger one person at a time.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Cryonics: The coolest way to the future!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Drinking like a fish would probably sting your eyes.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Homonyms red allowed loos there
affect.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I knock on rocking vans.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'd like to be optimistic, but I doubt that's going to happen.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not a liar.
I'm an elaborate story teller.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not failing as much as I'm staging a dramatic comeback.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm still confused on what the hokey-pokey is all about.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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In reality, green mushrooms with white spots will kill you.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Making friends is easy...
for mad scientists.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Mustache rides are safer with handlebars.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My lack of reason confuses even me.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Nice guys finish last. Crafty tortoises finish first.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Pretending is how sheep herders stay ahead of the flock.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Pretending is how sheep herders stay ahead of the game.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The best cliches are the ones you've seen before.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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There are many ways to skin a cat, but I'd prefer to just pet it.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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