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biotwist
biotwist aka Jonah is a 31.57 year old boy, has been a member since March 7, 2008, has scored 42,274 submissions, giving an average score of 2.35, helping 388 designs get printed.
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"Saturn" Has a Nice Ring to it
of 61 votes, 36% like it
the gravity of this situation really brings me down
of 60 votes, 23% like it
on a scale of 1 to 10 it would be hard to figure out your weight
of 31 votes, 26% like it
rickshaws are fun but don't get carried away
of 30 votes, 37% like it
men on stilts take long walks
of 27 votes, 52% like it
DJs who remember the past are condemned to remix it
of 34 votes, 59% like it
Magicians keep stealing the quarters I hide in my ears
of 63 votes, 75% like it
acting can be so dramatic
of 55 votes, 60% like it
stonemasons have concrete plans
of 34 votes, 35% like it
What doesn't kill you can still leave you crippled for life
of 47 votes, 64% like it
Songs don't kill softly, pillows do
of 55 votes, 73% like it
My mitten fits like a glove
of 58 votes, 47% like it
LIFE (side effects may include death)
of 67 votes, 75% like it
Protected by secret ninjas
of 71 votes, 62% like it
9 out of 10 Cannibals prefer Seasoned Veterans
of 94 votes, 70% like it
There's no need to resort to violins
of 69 votes, 61% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Beats instead of Bombs is a poor way to destroy bunkers
of 21 votes, 10% like it
D.A.R.E. to resist hugs and Violets
of 25 votes, 8% like it
D.A.R.E. to resists hugs and Violets
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Dropping Beats instead of Bombs won't destroy the enemy's bunker
of 25 votes, 12% like it
every day sucks if you're a vampire
of 27 votes, 30% like it
Every Thursday I practice my spontaneity
of 26 votes, 35% like it
flag them all and let Mod sort them out
of 20 votes, 5% like it
get off your high horse off
of 18 votes, 6% like it
guns don't kill ninjas, ninjas do.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
home is where your hard drive is
of 36 votes, 31% like it
I can resist anything except for temptation
of 17 votes, 41% like it
I day dream at night
of 25 votes, 12% like it
I don't sleep around... I take naps
of 31 votes, 19% like it
I heard you like my status
of 17 votes, 35% like it
I only Daydream at Night
of 23 votes, 30% like it
I remember when I was nostalgic
of 48 votes, 35% like it
I wish I was an optimist :(
of 41 votes, 27% like it
I'm all fun and games tll I lose an eye
of 42 votes, 26% like it
I'm with Highly intelligent individuals
of 34 votes, 12% like it
If I had a dime for every time I did good math I'd have 6 cents
of 46 votes, 35% like it
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all be eating trail mix
of 37 votes, 19% like it
If you can't stand the heat... try sitting
of 14 votes, 7% like it
If you can't stand the heat.... try sitting down
of 20 votes, 30% like it
if you really are what you eat then we must all be cannibals
of 42 votes, 24% like it
if your reading this then you just lost the game
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Illuminati by nature
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Irony killed my dog
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Irony makes it OK
of 13 votes, 15% like it
its all fun and games till someone loses an ipod
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Let my people Flow
of 17 votes, 6% like it
My mittens fit like a glove
of 3 votes, 33% like it
New ideas are the new New ideas
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Nobody cares about Apathy anymore :(
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Opinions are like Onions... If your dyslexic
of 45 votes, 22% like it
people with ADD UNITE... until something more interesting happens
of 43 votes, 37% like it
Plenty of animals were harmed in the making of this shirt
of 37 votes, 30% like it
priced to p0wn
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Raise your hands if you have arms
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Santa will Cut you
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Simon says don't listen to Simon
of 38 votes, 34% like it
somebody take my brain away before I hurt myself with it
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Still waters don't run at all
of 33 votes, 42% like it
Substance abuse > Spousal abuse
of 25 votes, 12% like it
the Illuminati made me do it
of 43 votes, 16% like it
there's 3 kinds of people, those who can count & those who ca
of 21 votes, 5% like it
there's 3 kinds of people, those who can count & those who ca
of 20 votes, 5% like it
things I hate: 1. writing lists
of 39 votes, 59% like it
Things I hate: lists Hypocrisy. Things I like: torturing myself
of 2 votes, 50% like it
this shirt will read really well in the trade paperback
of 51 votes, 37% like it
this t shirt is someone else's intellectual property
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Those who remember the past are condemned to Remix it
of 22 votes, 14% like it
TXT dirty to me
of 35 votes, 14% like it
what were memories like ?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
when in doubt, blame the Illuminati
of 23 votes, 9% like it
when it comes to twins I'm bi-curious
of 15 votes, 7% like it
which annoying Internet quiz are you?
of 19 votes, 37% like it
will wear this ironic slogan for humor and irony
of 17 votes, 12% like it
you can have anything as long as you feel guilty for having it
of 49 votes, 14% like it
you can't have everything, where would you keep it?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
you had me at "get lost"
of 32 votes, 9% like it

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I make art and stuff, Its all random and whatever