Retroludo
aka Erin is a 27.63 year old girl, has been a member since April 1, 2008, has scored 7,713 submissions, giving an average score of 2.76, helping 550 designs get printed.
Calendars remind me my days are numbered.
of 50 votes, 38% like it
Warning: Science Fiction Fan. May Use Excessive Force.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
When it comes to work, I'm a minimalist.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
Momentum. The only thing I can really turn to.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
Volcanoes have nothing on this hot mess.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
Chasing my dreams would go faster if I didn't sleepwalk.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
Team Me, Myself, & I
of 54 votes, 13% like it
It's a great day to be ridiculous.
of 60 votes, 32% like it
Gravity. Unfortunately it keeps me down to earth.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
Only Time will tell... but you'll have to wait awhile.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
Momentum Lets the Good Times Roll.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
Looking on the bright side requires some serious sunglasses.
of 64 votes, 33% like it
Doodlers never draw a blank.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
Join the Dark Side. Turn the Lights Off.
of 54 votes, 41% like it
I do my own stunts when I crash parties.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
You can't make the cut if you don't have an edge.
of 63 votes, 32% like it
Living life to the fullest may require antacid.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
My career path is the road less traveled.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
I'm not crazy, I'm exciting.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
We're not in the same boat. I'm on a yellow submarine.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
Unfortunately, applying myself requires too many forms.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
I don't have a big Ego! Just a small Id.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
Recycling can't handle all of my junk in the trunk.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
I am not a Zombie, just sleep deprived.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
My dream job is one where I won't actually have to wake up.
of 58 votes, 29% like it
Water thinks that I'm full of it.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurus. It's a word eater.
of 69 votes, 29% like it
Technology knows where it's app.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
Algebra makes me want to live off the grid.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
Building good karma would be way easier if it was made of legos.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
Sidekicks have the best moves.
of 56 votes, 27% like it
Beer. Because the way to my heart is really through my liver.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
You'll know it's the future when robots get all the cool jobs.
of 61 votes, 38% like it
Angry people make the best faces.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
Statistics doesn't believe it when I give 110%
of 61 votes, 18% like it
What Do Sheep Count On to Fall Asleep?
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegetarians.
of 65 votes, 54% like it
Chess has a checkered past.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
Running Late: The Ultimate Rush.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
Puzzles: May They Rest in Pieces.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
Minimalism. It means everything to me.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on top of things.
of 66 votes, 32% like it
Every time I go with my gut, I end up near food.
of 62 votes, 29% like it
The pen is way mightier than the sword. It's got the write stuff.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
I'm so good at killing Time, it's almost criminal.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
The internet thinks I rely on technology way too much.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
Diets: The Ultimate Weapons of Mass Destruction.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
Sushi makes me stop, drop, and roll.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
When I have my toast, I'm ready to jam.
of 60 votes, 32% like it
A postcard is worth a thousand miles.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on Cloud 9.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
I'll keep an eye out for pirates.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
Chemistry is no fun without the element of surprise.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
If a picture = a thousand words; a postcard = thousand miles.
of 69 votes, 10% like it
Art. It helps me leave my mark.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
If you're feeling down in the dumps, recycling helps.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
Postcards are worth a thousand miles.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
Whoever invented Math had problems.
of 57 votes, 39% like it
Time travelers always want their 15 minutes.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
Not really into Claustrophobia.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Can't work now... must look busy.
of 61 votes, 31% like it
After seeing the glass half empty and half full, I need a drink.
of 66 votes, 27% like it
They say materialism is a good thing, but I don't buy it.
of 73 votes, 37% like it
Everyone has a right to be lazy. I'm exercising mine.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
I stand out in a crowd. Especially if everyone else is sitting.
of 66 votes, 32% like it
Identity thieves just want to be somebody.
of 69 votes, 33% like it
The road less traveled probably still leads to Rome.
of 69 votes, 35% like it
Mimes think outside the invisible box.
of 68 votes, 28% like it
Time makes it really hard to live in the moment.
of 63 votes, 30% like it
Kleptomania: Do You Have What It Takes?
of 60 votes, 32% like it
Stop Hugging Trees. Just Plant Them.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
Chinese takeout woks my world.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
Someday I'll make my mark. And I'll use permanent ink.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
Zombies make me feel so absent minded.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
In Case of Music: Stop. Drop. Rock and Roll.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
I came. I saw. I wrote a postcard.
of 66 votes, 23% like it
At the end of the day, it's morning someplace else.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
Sugar makes my attention span short and sweet.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
Video games taught me to fight my own battles.
of 65 votes, 31% like it
Love is in the air, unfortunately so is pollen.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
Exaggeration is the most awesome thing ever.
of 71 votes, 34% like it
Skeptics never give me the benefit of the doubt.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
Sushi. It's always ready to roll.
of 64 votes, 31% like it
Laziness. It's the least I could do.
of 60 votes, 42% like it
Organization really messes with me.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
You Only Live Once. Unless You've Got Mushrooms.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
Reincarnation. The Ultimate Sequel.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
I wish adventures paid the bills.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Junk Food. It's All That and a Bag of Chips.
of 61 votes, 38% like it
Geometry is for squares. And triangles. And circles.
of 63 votes, 35% like it
I'd apply myself more if forms were shorter.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
If everybody's working for the weekend, then I'll just relax.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
Daydreaming. Be Back Soon.
of 72 votes, 21% like it
Reality looks so much easier on tv.
of 83 votes, 31% like it
I'm almost all heart. Some other organs are in here too.
of 82 votes, 23% like it
Life. It's the longest game I've ever played.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
Non-fiction. Keepin' it real since 1965.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
Thor always tries to steal my thunder.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
Minimalism. It's the least I could do.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
Lazy people don't run away from their problems.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
Live in the Moment. Take the Batteries Out of Your Watch.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
Lifting lots of heavy books turned me into a History buff.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Mimes leave me speechless.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Who's down with Gravity?
of 26 votes, 27% like it
The ugly truth is pretty accurate.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Zombies always live like they're dying.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
It might be lonely at the top but the view's great.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Understanding Math is always a +
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Traffic: It doesn't really move me.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
I'm not a hopeless romantic, just a hopeful one.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Everybody's working for the weekend. Except time travelers.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
One day hovercrafts will make it possible to take the high road.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Math knows how to divide and conquer.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Music is such an instrumental part of my life.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Zombies always prefer brains over brawn.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
I'll take the high road...when I get a hovercraft.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Anatomically, my heart is in the right place.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Everybody's working for the weekend. Except for Time travelers.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
I fight evil. One cupcake at a time.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Remixes: Recycling for Music.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Hey Universe, stop stealing my socks.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
Crossword puzzles are for squares.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Music. It's an instrumental part of my life.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
I don't need a hero, just a sandwich.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Art. I'm just drawn to it.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Sudoku, stop trying to trick me into thinking numbers are fun.
of 27 votes, 44% like it
Shake Things Up. Get an Etch-a-Sketch.
of 28 votes, 57% like it
The luck of the draw is a bit sketchy.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
If I was always careful I wouldn't have any good stories to tell.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
How am I supposed to make money if conterfeiting is illegal?
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Genetics. Billions spent on research and still no unicorn.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
I hate wasting Time, but it's so hard to recycle.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
Video games have conditioned me to be suspicious of my boss.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
Lazy people never run away from their problems.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
Gravity. It's my downfall.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
Whenever I do stupid things, I pretend they're experiments.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
S'mores make me a happy camper.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Falling in love is my favorite downfall.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Lightning. Proof that Nature is epic.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Statues bust a move when I'm not looking.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Magicians are always trying to trick me.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
Warning: Graphic Artist. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
When it comes to cookies, everyone's a monster.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
Caffeine and Sleep: When I don't have one, I need the other.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Trust the Arrows, they always have a point.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
Once upon a time fairy tales had no introduction.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
Acting. That's how I role.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
Imagination is the key to free your mind.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
Apocalypse: The original cult classic.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Claustrophobia is so in right now.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
Calligraphy. Because bad handwriting should look fancy.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
Words are the highlight of my day.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Traffic. It drives me crazy.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
What floats your boat sinks my battleship.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Cubism = Art3
of 29 votes, 38% like it
Someday I'll understand Physics. It's only a matter of time.
of 28 votes, 50% like it
Poets hate it when life gives them oranges.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Team Ridiculous.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
I'm not lazy, I just prioritize better than most.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
History: Yesterday's events, tomorrow's exam.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
Escalators. It's how I rise to the occasion.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Dinosaurs taught me not to space out.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
404: To err is human, to error computer.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
I blame Gravity for my lack of a hovercraft.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
If you cut too many corners you'll go in circles.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
Don't Settle. Be a Pioneer.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Zombies have larger than death personalities.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Keyboards know my type.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
I found the missing link. It's buried in the internet.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Once upon a time stuff happened. Then, History repeated itself.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
I don't just wait in lines, I read in between them.
of 22 votes, 50% like it
I'm no wizard, but I can still cast a shadow.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
When there's pollution, there's no excitement in the air.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Video games save the world! Recycling sort of helps a little too.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Question Authority, Just Not Mine.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
Water thinks I’m full of it.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Fibonacci was on a downward spiral.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
Sometimes even tea just isn’t my cup of tea.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Walking a mile in someone else's shoes made me reboot my life.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
I don’t wear my heart on my sleeve. I post it online.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
I’m not oblivious, I just like to be constantly surprised.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Stars are very dangerous, especially the kind from ninajs.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Antarctica. It’s where all the cool stuff is.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
The best things in life are free. They're called samples.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Echoes always have to have the last word.
of 23 votes, 48% like it
I hear the internet has connections.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
Mornings shouldn’t be a cause for alarm
of 26 votes, 42% like it
A little bird told me some stuff I already read on the internet.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Tomorrow makes everything seem like it was yesterday.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
To be fair, I’d be grouchy too if I lived in a trash can.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma. Nothing else matters.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
Momentum: Anything Goes.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
Nobody writes letters anymore, e-mail is where it's @
of 17 votes, 35% like it
S'mores. They make me a happy camper.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
Cubism is often back to square one.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
It's really hard to look on the bright side when the power's out.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
Creativity. It's what you make of it.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
Drawing a blank is the direct result of doodling in invisible ink
of 36 votes, 39% like it
I’m not sure how to make small talk so let’s just whisper.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
If aliens exist, they’ll find most of us are very down to earth.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
It's way easier to look on the bright side during the day.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
Metrics: Measurements for the masses.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
Ninjas. They're the strong, silent type.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
When Artists call it a draw, everyone wins.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
There's no room for error. It can go in storage.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Shoot for the stars. It's the best defense against alien invaders
of 37 votes, 54% like it
Do the right thing. Go in another direction.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
Reincarnation: The ultimate comeback.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
Words to Live By: I'm Not Dead Yet.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
Neurons help me make up my mind.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
Clocks know how to have a good time.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
Warning: Artist on the loose. May contain graphic material.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
Drum rolls: The soundtrack of anticipation.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
Brainstorms always steal my thunder.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
Volcanoes: The original hot mess.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Bears and Penguins. Polar Opposites.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
I never ask for directions when I'm lost in thought.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Smart = solving a Rubik's cube Genius = peeling the stickers off
of 28 votes, 32% like it
All Hail Meteorology.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
Clocks always tick me off when I'm on a deadline.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
There's no room for error. Put it in storage.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Sheep. The only imaginary animals I can count on.
of 29 votes, 55% like it
Dream big. Sleep with a magnifying glass.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
I'm not sleeping, I'm keeping the dream alive.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
With great power comes great big batteries.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
Even Cookie Monster hates the cookies from the internet.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
It's time to get all fired up. It's time for s'mores.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Trains should know how to conduct themselves in public.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
Join the Dark Side. Don't Pay Your Electric Bill.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
Science. It's no laughing matter.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
My shadow will always stand by me. Unless it's dark or something.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
In a food fight, stick with sushi. It'll roll with the punches.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
Minimalism. Who could ask for more?
of 37 votes, 24% like it
Levitation is my pick me up.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Crowd surfing: It's my pick me up.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Optimism. It's all good.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
Imagination: The original entertainment system.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
Hey Zombies, you're dead to me.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
If you don't seize the day, Time will.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Time travelers party like it's 1999.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
Vampires are dead to me.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
You don't have to be sharp to have a point.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Don't believe conspiracy theories. That's what they want.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Even if you catch an artist off guard they're still avant-garded.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Dueling artist always say: Avant-garde
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Heart warming stories are nice but I'd rather have a hot tub.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Gravity: It makes everything fall into place.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
To challenge an artist to a duel, just say:
Avant-garde!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Video games taught me to work for a bonus.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
Off-hand I'm not sure how to do palm reading.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Technically the Earth's not really that hardcore.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
It's okay to have butterflies in your stomach. Extra protein.
of 33 votes, 52% like it
There's never a dull moment when I waste time.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
Computers Totally Byte.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
Some of my favorite moments happen when I waste time.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Elevators pick me up when I'm feeling down.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
Real ninjas are named after Renaissance painters and eat pizza.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Geometry wants me to get in shape.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
The grass is always greener on the nuclear side.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
No guts, no story.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I wish my TV was psychic so I could channel cable.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
Money can't buy happiness, but you can get a lot of bubble wrap.
of 30 votes, 57% like it
Not all who wander are lost, some are just bored.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
Live by the sword. Right next door to the shield.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Waiting: Punishment for killing Time.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
When there's no electricity, Technology isn't very empowering.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Mysteries just don't know when to take a hint.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
I know just enough pig latin to bring home the bacon.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Knights in shining armor reflect a lot.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Reincarnation helps me recycle all that time I wasted.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
Scientists take matter into their own hands.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
Break the mold. Scrub a lot.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Poetic Justice: Making Everything Write.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Artists always get themselves into some sketchy situations.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
Trampolines: One small step for man, one giant leap for everyone.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
I let my cells do the micro-managing.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Postcards: Making you wish you were someplace else right now.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
The Apocalypse: Not a movie, but still a cult classic.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
I work well under pressure. Atmospheric pressure.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Nonsense: Makes perfect sense to me.
of 29 votes, 52% like it
Theater needs to get its act together.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Music is convinced we all live in a yellow submarine.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
I’ve never heard the call of the wild but I get the texts.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
The Apocalypse: It's a cult classic.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
Panic: Just as effective as coffee, only way cheaper.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
Sudoku, your days of captivating me with puzzles are numbered.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Puzzles. May they rest in pieces.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
Momentum: Move it or lose it.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
What I lack in common sense, I make up for in crazy stories.
of 37 votes, 51% like it
If I'm rubber and you're glue, we have quite an identity crisis.
of 37 votes, 46% like it
Human anatomy makes it impossible to have a heart to heart talk.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
Zombies and werewolves agree. Vampires suck.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
Piñatas are on the top of everyone's hit list.
of 41 votes, 49% like it
Bears and penguins: Polar Opposites.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
100% ADD. Not from Concentrate.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
Make a Difference. Subtract Something.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
Who's up for defying gravity?
of 31 votes, 35% like it
It's hard not to get carried away when crowd surfing.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
Claustrophobics are always the first to think outside the box.
of 44 votes, 48% like it
Artists Never Make To Do Lists. They Make To Doodle Lists.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
I've got a lot of nerve. Seriously, I've got about a billion.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
Caffeine and I have great chemistry together.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
I'm not afraid of sharks, just their teeth.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
Energy drinks fuel my nuclear family.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Gravity. The Force will be with you, always.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
Narcissism. It's not you, it's me.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Without Arrows, what's the point?
of 43 votes, 49% like it
Don't look up to Gravity, it's a total downer.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
Comic books taught me that action heroes speak louder than words.
of 43 votes, 33% like it
Be Bold. Type in a Thicker Font.
of 48 votes, 50% like it
Make believe, not war. Dragons are way cooler than tanks.
of 50 votes, 40% like it
I don't take things for granted, I just borrow them.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
Lava totally goes with the flow.
of 47 votes, 36% like it
Even if it's a moon, I still think the world of Pluto.
of 32 votes, 56% like it
Taking it easy was great, until I had to give it back.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
Video games: Helping nerds score since 1958.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
A slacker's work is never done.
of 40 votes, 55% like it
Envy. The emotional way to go green.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
A picture is worth a thousand pixels.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
There are reasons not to procrastinate. I'll think of them later.
of 40 votes, 53% like it
Every time I quit art, it draws me back in.
of 32 votes, 66% like it
Artists know how to canvas the scene.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
In a parallel universe Geometry is really exciting.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
By a show of hands, who likes sock puppets?
of 27 votes, 56% like it
Life's full of surprises; and sharks.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
There's a fine line between bungee jumping and falling.
of 27 votes, 67% like it
The road less traveled is the one I can't find.
of 36 votes, 44% like it
Running with scissors helps me make short cuts.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
Acupuncturists always have a point.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
Doodles: Blueprints For Greatness.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
Magic. It's really, really not rocket science.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
Nothing's official without a clipboard.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
My, how the tables have turned; thanks Feng shui.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
Contradictions are so bittersweet.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
I’m not from the future, just ahead of my time.
of 42 votes, 62% like it
Gamers know how to save the world; one button at a time.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
It's a small world, until the remote goes missing.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Fairytales are always so Grimm.
of 38 votes, 53% like it
Music offers me some sound advice whenever I need it.
of 38 votes, 50% like it
When identity thieves get clumsy, they drop names a lot.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
It just dawned on me, the Sun is really bright in the morning.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Going against the grain is tricky when you're stuck in a field.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep.
of 36 votes, 81% like it
Earthquakes: Nature’s way of reminding you it’s time to dance.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
Physics is all about appealing to the masses.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
Failure is not an option unless it's a multiple choice question.
of 39 votes, 64% like it
I study, therefore I cram.
of 33 votes, 55% like it
Conformity. It’s like a rebellion against rebelling.
of 33 votes, 67% like it
I'd never ever exaggerate in a billion years.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
Crop circles are just doodles that go against the grain.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
Plagiarism sucks but don’t take my word for it.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
Ninjas are always giving me the silent treatment.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
I’m not sleepwalking, I’m following my dreams.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
On a scale of I to X, how do you feel about Roman numerals?
of 38 votes, 61% like it
Taking everything with a grain of salt made me thirsty.
of 43 votes, 63% like it
A stairway to heaven is useless without a slinky.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
Only birds should tweet.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
100% Pure Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
Gravity gives me a lot of down time.
of 42 votes, 48% like it
Limbo sets the bar pretty low.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
I use 3D glasses to put things into perspective.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
I don't want immortality, just a little overtime.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
Spiders only date on the web.
of 37 votes, 54% like it
Insomnia is my worst nightmare.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
Steamrollers are all about flattery.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
Actors tend to make a scene.
of 35 votes, 51% like it
Calculators just want your number.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
Cubism makes me feel like such a square.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
Philosophy keeps arguing that I don't exist.
of 36 votes, 44% like it
I support Astronomy. I stare out into space all the time.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
Every day, innocent paintings get framed.
of 49 votes, 65% like it
Onions. Reminding everyone it's okay to cry.
of 45 votes, 60% like it
I don’t have a photographic memory yet. It’s still developing.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
Germs are revolting. They have tiny pitchforks and torches.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
When Time flies, somehow I get jet lag.
of 23 votes, 48% like it
This shirt is under construction. Coming soon, long-sleeves.
of 35 votes, 57% like it
Chopsticks are essential for tableside drumming.
of 31 votes, 61% like it
It's hard to be edgy when you're carrying a lightsaber.
of 32 votes, 56% like it
Verbs. They’re On My To-Do List.
of 33 votes, 58% like it
My theme music is still in the works. For now, applause will do.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
I dig buried treasure but I'd rather find it just lying around.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
Accents: The lazy way to speak another language.
of 42 votes, 50% like it
Pirates would rather hunt for treasure than for a job.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Buried Treasure: Something Everyone Can Dig.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Momentum. Something to look forward to.
of 37 votes, 51% like it
Sometimes, air conditioners just need to vent.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
Video games always know the score.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
Don't mess with me robots. I know how to push your buttons.
of 38 votes, 58% like it
Only air conditioners understand my need to vent.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
Off the top of my head, I believe I'm wearing a hat.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
It's easy to mess with Robots. Just push a few buttons.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
Give everything your all, except Minimalism.
of 32 votes, 56% like it
Sleep: It's Where Dreams Come True.
of 40 votes, 58% like it
I tried to imagine what a black hole would be like. It sucked.
of 39 votes, 69% like it
If you can read this, my ninja skills need work.
of 26 votes, 50% like it
Balloonists know how to live it up.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
Statues are just posers.
of 24 votes, 58% like it
Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
Sound has yet to go green, but it's echo friendly.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
I only get fired up over s'mores.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
Burning questions are a fire hazard.
of 36 votes, 72% like it
Zombies with dyslexia only eat Brians.
of 34 votes, 71% like it
With Mimes, I can never tell if the silence is awkward.
of 37 votes, 73% like it
Echoes: Nature's way of giving you a stutter.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
Don’t debate a porcupine. Right or wrong, it always has a point.
of 36 votes, 53% like it
Despite my nerves of steel, I’m afraid of rust.
of 40 votes, 63% like it
Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music.
of 39 votes, 87% like it
Nothing’s written in stone. It’s chiseled.
of 34 votes, 71% like it
Levitation. It’s my pick-me-up.
of 39 votes, 46% like it
When static electricity builds up, I get clingy.
of 22 votes, 50% like it
Zzz’s are the dreamiest letter of the alphabet.
of 36 votes, 69% like it
Staying up all night requires coffee and a ladder.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
If at first you don’t succeed, pretend the next try is the first.
of 32 votes, 63% like it
I’ve got nothing to lose. Seriously, it keeps following me.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
Math. Always there when it counts.
of 36 votes, 67% like it
If finders keepers actually applied, I’d be out exploring.
of 35 votes, 66% like it
I’m in love with Technology, we just click.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
Reincarnation: The mystical way to recycle.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
My undercover training comes from playing I Spy.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
My photographic memory has yet to go digital.
of 38 votes, 55% like it
RPG: That's how I role.
of 34 votes, 59% like it
Hey think outside the box, I’m trying to build a fort in here.
of 25 votes, 56% like it
Owls just don't give a hoot.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
Claustrophobics never get inside jokes.
of 41 votes, 66% like it
Science fiction. The smarter way to make believe.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
Hey Vowels, IOU.
of 26 votes, 50% like it
Psychology keeps me Jung at heart.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Numerology: Math's hippie cousin.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
Unlike Squares, Circles know how to cut corners.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
Trespassers will be shot. Zombies will be shot again and again.
of 37 votes, 59% like it
When 8 falls asleep, it seems like infinity.
of 40 votes, 55% like it
Time is money, which is why I'm pawning my watch.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
Levitation helps me rise above it all.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
The recipe for success was not meant for my Easy-Bake oven.
of 35 votes, 51% like it
Photography just focuses on the negative.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
Hoodies make me one pocket closer to being a kangaroo.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
In Life, take a Chance. In Monopoly, go for the Community Chest.
of 39 votes, 51% like it
Actions speak louder than words. Some letters are silent.
of 40 votes, 53% like it
I say please all the time but I have yet to see any Magic.
of 42 votes, 64% like it
My signature move is all squiggly.
of 32 votes, 53% like it
I thought the human race would be going faster by now.
of 32 votes, 50% like it
I get the impression it’s time to Gogh.
of 34 votes, 62% like it
I live vicariously through Air. People are too dense.
of 27 votes, 59% like it
Animal crackers are becoming endangered. Deliciously endangered.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
With Geometry, there’s always an angle.
of 33 votes, 58% like it
It's tough but hammocks help me hang in there.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
Starry nights: My favorite dot-to-dot worksheets.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
When throwing a party, aim here.
of 41 votes, 59% like it
Speed limits make it difficult for me to express myself.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Great minds think alike. Average minds copy and paste.
of 41 votes, 66% like it
Dramatic music is my cue to move in slow motion.
of 41 votes, 54% like it
Really, the Alphabet is the quickest way to get from A to B.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
PacMan taught me to avoid ghosts and enjoy the fruits of my labor
of 31 votes, 48% like it
Join the Dark Side. Turn off more lights.
of 29 votes, 52% like it
Nothing destroys procrastination more than deadlines.
of 33 votes, 61% like it
Keep an open mind. Imagination needs some air.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
My favorite pastime is making History.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
I do my own stunts but I only crash parties.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Behold my epic quest to use awe-inspiring words forevermore.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
Sometimes even Vegetarians have butterflies in their stomach.
of 37 votes, 51% like it
Momentum keeps asking me, "Why stop there?"
of 47 votes, 40% like it
Global Warming’s too slow; someone else needs to break the ice.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
Deja vu: When History repeats itself in French.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
Burning questions are a curious fire hazard.
of 26 votes, 50% like it
Sleepwalking: Because I get tired from chasing my dreams.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
Video games- how I save the world and avoid it at the same time.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
Spam belongs in a can.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
Dodge ball trained me to stop, drop, and roll.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Even Lottery winners have to start from scratch.
of 44 votes, 52% like it
Dodge ball trained me to avoid confronting my problems.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things.
of 42 votes, 79% like it
I'll only discuss Geometry with my inner circle.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
Robots always want to metal in my business.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
Meteorites always party like rock stars.
of 40 votes, 45% like it
Acupuncture is never pointless.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
Living in the moment became much easier when my watch died.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
Nomads also think there’s no place like home.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
Looking on the bright side gave me a sunburn.
of 27 votes, 48% like it
There’s safety in numbers. Danger hates math.
of 35 votes, 60% like it
My future will be bright once I change the bulbs.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
Oh how the tables have turned. I blame Feng shui.
of 37 votes, 41% like it
You never know when Inspiration will strike, so I carry a shield.
of 35 votes, 60% like it
Kidding around prevents aging.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
Leave no stone unturned. They want an even tan.
of 43 votes, 58% like it
Minimalism tricked me into thinking less is more.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
My Mantra walks my Dogma.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
Reality. Side effects may include boredom.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
I’ve reached a turning point. Time to get dizzy.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
I'm not a daydreamer, I just think it's night.
of 27 votes, 59% like it
I'm not a stunt double, but when I'm tired I need to crash.
of 27 votes, 59% like it
Falling asleep is my favorite way of falling.
of 36 votes, 69% like it
Can’t work now, must look busy.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
Whenever I swallow my pride, I get the hiccups.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
I pushed my luck and it shoved back.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
Biting the dust sounds like quite a skill to me.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
I've got a lot of nerve, its how I keep in touch.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
(on front) We'll see who has the last laugh. (on back) Ha!
of 40 votes, 50% like it
Kleptomaniacs take everything for granted.
of 30 votes, 50% like it
If you ask for a sign, be prepared to stop.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
I had the key to sucess, now I need to call a locksmith.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
Smart is solving a rubix cube. Genius is peeling the stickers off
of 44 votes, 66% like it
Metrics. Because drastic times call for drastic measures.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
Winging it taught me the principles of aerodynamics on the fly.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
Cubism keeps things fair and square.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
I seized the day. Now I'd like to trade it for the night.
of 44 votes, 48% like it
Piñatas always get hit up for candy.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
Gravity is my downfall.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
Lawn flamingos are nothing to write gnome about.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
Theater. May the farce be with you.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
Kleptomania. Do you have what it takes?
of 40 votes, 60% like it
Even if they can't cheer, trees always root for me.
of 48 votes, 40% like it
Gravity makes it hard to lighten up.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
Volcanoes: Proof that Nature has meltdowns too.
of 47 votes, 49% like it
Leave no stone unturned, at least until you hit rock bottom.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
Neat freaks can never keep dirty little secrets.
of 34 votes, 65% like it
Sleep deprivation brings out the zombie in all of us.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
Despite training with turtles, I’m not a ninja yet.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
Keep the dream alive. Take more naps.
of 40 votes, 70% like it
Give me 3 square meals a day and I'll build you a food pyramid.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Mythical creatures keep it real.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
Monocles: All in favor, say eye.
of 44 votes, 75% like it
Playing video games- it's how I save the world.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
Time. It has its moments.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
In ancient times, they didn't teach History. They taught Future.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
When push comes to shove, you're probably opening the door wrong.
of 39 votes, 64% like it
Maps put me in my place.
of 32 votes, 63% like it
Fiction is always plotting ways to make textbooks more boring.
of 37 votes, 41% like it
Back in the day, there was way less History.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
Elevator Music: It's How I Get Down.
of 40 votes, 48% like it
I paid attention. Now I'd like a refund please.
of 46 votes, 46% like it
I stood up for myself...and that's how I lost at Musical Chairs.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
I'm not that forgetful, just absinthe minded.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
I don't run on caffenine, just towards it.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
Crowd Surfing. It's How I Get Carried Away.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
I'm not actually here today. Please meet my stunt double.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegatarians.
of 38 votes, 50% like it
Exiting into the sunset: It's how I ride and how I tan.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
One human's brain freeze is another zombie's frozen yogurt.
of 35 votes, 57% like it
I would grow up, but you see I have this thing about heights.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Photography brings out my negative side.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
Destruction. It's how I break it down.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
My dream job is one where I don't actually have to wake up.
of 42 votes, 55% like it
I questioned Authority, but they transferred my call to Curiosity
of 28 votes, 32% like it
If knowledge is power, why can't I charge my phone with it?
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Piñata. Spanish for Anger Management.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
(on front) Marco... (on back) Polo...
of 26 votes, 54% like it
Talk is cheap, it takes a thousand words to get a picture.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
Feng shui helps me turn the tables.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
Job hunting is depressingly spear-free.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
Want to know how it all went down. Just ask the ground.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
My clothes must evolve. It’s all about survival of the fittest.
of 25 votes, 48% like it
Note to self: Fabric softener does not work on tough luck.
of 26 votes, 62% like it
Heartbreakers should generally avoid the ER.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
Chopsticks. Because sometimes the other utensils like to spoon.
of 26 votes, 62% like it
(on back) Yea, I know. I’m a tough act to follow.
of 28 votes, 57% like it
Due to a twist of fate, I started doing yoga.
of 25 votes, 48% like it
Following my dreams gets me lost by morning.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
We’re all in this together. Until the restraining order kicks in.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
I ultimately won Tag, but it was touch and go for awhile.
of 36 votes, 53% like it
Running with scissors helps me cut to the chase.
of 43 votes, 44% like it
Go the extra mile for the metric system.
of 40 votes, 58% like it
Cubism turned me into such a square.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
I'm not messy, just a fan of chaos.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
Spinning in place helps me unwind.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
Life's not that hard. It's actually rather squishy.
of 30 votes, 57% like it
Whatever floats your boat just sank my battleship.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
I fight epic battles with the mundane.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
Statistics: Where everyone counts for something.
of 41 votes, 56% like it
Pardon my French, but you're totally a cliché.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Warning! Artist on the loose, may contain graphic material.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
This is where I draw the line. The doodles are over there.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
I'm no Zombie, but I did just wake up.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
When Robots take over, I intend to push some buttons.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
Sucks to be a Blackhole.
of 36 votes, 53% like it
(on pink) 100% Cotton Candy
of 31 votes, 39% like it
Brains. Zombies' food for thought.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
I got mugged on my Career Path.
of 28 votes, 64% like it
What doesn't kill us makes really cool scars.
of 52 votes, 44% like it
Living the dream was way easier when I was asleep.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
Being myself ruined my career as a Secret Agent.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
It's okay to waste Time, it's biodegradable.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
Music: It bands people together.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
Standing around helps me pick the best pose for my future statue.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
Anti-gravity is an overlooked way to turn that frown upside down.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
In war, rollerblades are not as effective as one might think.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Gravity's such a let down.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
I'm falling in love with Gravity. It's all downhill from here.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
I've got a lot of baggage from all those guilt trips.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
I can never find Time. It's really good at Hide and Seek.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Although I'm a Pacifist, I'm dressed to kill.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
Of course Crime doesn’t pay, it steals.
of 32 votes, 53% like it
I can build anything given the right amount of Legos.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
I plan on taking the weather by storm.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
I'll put the pro in procrastination. Eventually.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
Every wild goose chase begins with duck, duck.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
I tend to run away from exercise.
of 48 votes, 50% like it
Life's too short. Death is way taller.
of 43 votes, 40% like it
Jungle gyms are where I unleash my inner beast.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
I march to the beat of my own conundrum.
of 44 votes, 52% like it
Watch out Time, I’ll waste you.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Maps lie, the Earth isn't flat.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
I'd like to exchange this Present for the Future please.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
I was the center of the universe, until it moved to the left.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
You know the drill, now meet the hammer.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
When throwing caution to the wind, try to avoid blowback.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Things will eventually work out. Right now the gym's closed.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
Nobody can cross the line in a parallel universe.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
Fate owes me an epic quest.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
Constructive criticism would be way better with Legos.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
Laughter is the best placebo.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
Being nocturnal helps me live the dream.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
Meteorites: The original rock stars.
of 46 votes, 61% like it
Looking on the bright side may require sun glasses.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
I feel I have a real connection to the internet.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
Go Ahead Time. Make My Day.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
I can't explain, but I can make something up.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Cannibalism: Now Serving a Cup of Joe. Coffee Also Available.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
I don't even buy lemons because I hear Life gives them away.
of 42 votes, 48% like it
Not everyone's in the same boat. Some are on the yellow submarine
of 37 votes, 41% like it
Fingers and Toes: What everyone can count on.
of 37 votes, 62% like it
Only solar powered explanations can shed light on my questions.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
Crimes sometime happen in narrow daylight too.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Cliffhangers make reading an extreme sport.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
Math: Something everyone can count on.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
If you’re going to eat your words, pencils make great chopsticks.
of 40 votes, 53% like it
Originality comes and goes, but Clichés are forever.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
Confetti is my weapon of choice to fight for my right to party.
of 42 votes, 40% like it
Please don't take me seriously. That's a form of kidnapping.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
Today's a good day to bust out the awesomeness.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
Down with cleaning up.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
Traffic jams don't spread well over toast.
of 50 votes, 44% like it
If you don't like Gravity, just jump.
of 51 votes, 53% like it
Security requires lots of blankets.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
I'd go for a run, but I'm waiting for someone to chase me.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
Fight the Power. Unplug Stuff.
of 51 votes, 67% like it
Tape helps me stick it to the man.
of 62 votes, 47% like it
Grab an umbrella, I'm about to brainstorm.
of 63 votes, 57% like it
When things don't work out, it's because they're lazy.
of 55 votes, 40% like it
Only mints take my breath away.
of 60 votes, 58% like it
I always listen to my heart, but all it says is thump, thump.
of 50 votes, 44% like it
If you're running out of time, just walk.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
When it comes to Gravity, stand your ground.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
Only compliments can destroy me. Take your best shot.
of 47 votes, 45% like it
Repercussions are the lamest member of the drum family.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
Allergies contradict Evolution. Flowers shouldn't be so powerful.
of 52 votes, 65% like it
Sometimes me and the trees can get a little sappy.
of 43 votes, 33% like it
According to Science, I matter.
of 58 votes, 78% like it
Global Warming just needs to chill out.
of 45 votes, 49% like it
I never draw a blank. I'm more of a doodler.
of 44 votes, 50% like it
If you're going to break the law, start with Gravity's.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
Between a rock and a hard place there's creepy things growing.
of 39 votes, 62% like it
Where is square one? Apparently, I'm supposed to be back there.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
Superstition is way more accurate than regular stition.
of 43 votes, 67% like it
Don't let your possessions define you. Except maybe a dictionary.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
Due to Global Warming, this shirt isn't as cool as it used to be.
of 50 votes, 36% like it
I'd rather not have a heart of gold, that would be pretty heavy.
of 36 votes, 61% like it
I have a Love-Hate relationship with emotions.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
I've got a lot of nerve, it's how I feel things.
of 36 votes, 44% like it
A real Lava Lamp destroys everything in its path.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
Trucks have the best pickup lines.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
Despite the screams, I'm not afraid of Icecream.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
Three Cheers for Prime Numbers.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
I'm not scared, just acutely aware of phobias.
of 40 votes, 40% like it
Earthquakes are Nature's way of making everything dance.
of 42 votes, 62% like it
I’m ready to take my love of video games to the next level.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
I saved the Earth. It’s now on a disk.
of 40 votes, 50% like it
Calendars, your days are numbered.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
Geometry keeps me in shape.
of 47 votes, 64% like it
I've been around the block. I'm not dangerous, just lost.
of 42 votes, 45% like it
I’m way better at pulling my weight on the Moon.
of 46 votes, 43% like it
Just Say 'Know' to Knowledge.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
I talk to inanimate objects, isn't that right Shirt?
of 44 votes, 41% like it
According to the Fossil Record, Dinosaurs Still Rock.
of 54 votes, 54% like it
I make Power walking as epic as it sounds.
of 36 votes, 44% like it
Soymilk confuses Cows.
of 40 votes, 40% like it
Why Should I Pay Attention? It's So Much Cheaper Being Oblivious.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
Sleep: It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
Don’t ever put Electricty in charge. The results are shocking.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
Think for yourself. Resist group hugs.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
I went to school for many years, so now I make Educated guesses.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
Meteorites are the original rock stars.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
My plans with Gravity always fall through.
of 41 votes, 44% like it
I’m not lost, just exploring.
of 56 votes, 55% like it
I've Got Some Junk In The Trunk. I Should Probably Recycle.
of 51 votes, 47% like it
Potatoes and Tomatoes would like a uniform pronunciation please.
of 42 votes, 36% like it
Mad Scientists should study the effects of positive thinking.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
Today, this shirt came out of the closet.( rainbow font)
of 40 votes, 53% like it
Pirating: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyepatch.
of 47 votes, 51% like it
The details of an artist's life are sketchy at best.
of 43 votes, 53% like it
So why isn’t the Thesaurus extinct yet?
of 50 votes, 40% like it
To Err Is Human. To Error, Computer.
of 50 votes, 48% like it
I sentence thee to a grammar lesson.
of 46 votes, 52% like it
Daydreamers are ambitious. They don't even wait for sleep.
of 53 votes, 49% like it
According to board games, I should have a whole lot more money.
of 52 votes, 50% like it
I will not fight fire with fire. S'mores are my weapon of choice.
of 55 votes, 40% like it
Way to lie to me Fortune Cookies.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
Let's hear some noise for Awkward Silence!
of 50 votes, 34% like it
Getting at the heart of the matter may require surgery.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
Mischievous lower case letters live in fear of Capital punishment
of 51 votes, 39% like it
The Monopoly Guy lies. This card didn't get me out of jail.
of 48 votes, 35% like it
Stand back. I've saved all my childhood tantrums for this moment.
of 56 votes, 50% like it
Warning: Do Not Challenge a Yoga Enthusiast to a game of Twister.
of 49 votes, 45% like it
Why yes, I accept donations.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
With Boomerangs, what goes around, comes around.
of 51 votes, 35% like it
Adding the Element of Surprise to the Periodic Table.
of 66 votes, 70% like it
I do not contradict myself except when I do.
of 54 votes, 43% like it
When I make myself dizzy I actually am the center of the universe
of 47 votes, 34% like it
To err is human, to error is computer.
of 53 votes, 43% like it
My insurance policy is based on Time healing all wounds.
of 52 votes, 42% like it
Zombies with old habits die twice as hard.
of 47 votes, 40% like it
Forget Science, I'm donating my body to Magic.
of 75 votes, 69% like it
I never got the Reality Memo, my Unicorn eats incoming faxes.
of 50 votes, 40% like it
Fulfilling my potential would interrupt my nap time.
of 49 votes, 43% like it
Pizzazz is pizza with an extra topping of z.
of 57 votes, 33% like it
Just because I'm reincarnated doesn't mean I was born yesterday.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
Avoiding torture will cost you an arm and a leg.
of 54 votes, 35% like it
I'm applying for my Poetic License after I get my Haiku Permit.
of 54 votes, 46% like it
I don't have a big Ego, just a small Id.
of 49 votes, 49% like it
I must admit this handle bar mustache is growing on me.
of 51 votes, 47% like it
Coffins are the ultimate in self-storage.
of 53 votes, 51% like it
Awkward pauses cue my cricket ensemble.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
Messy rooms are where I perfect my scavenger skills.
of 48 votes, 44% like it
Expert in all things useless.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
Tic-Tac-Toe sends its love, XOXO.
of 58 votes, 34% like it
Carnivorous plants confuse Vegans.
of 73 votes, 48% like it
I guess Cyclops always see eye to eye, even if they don’t agree?
of 42 votes, 40% like it
Asteroids just think they can drop by unannounced. The nerve.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
Piñata is Spanish for Anger Management.
of 56 votes, 45% like it
Counting sheep gives me Math nightmares.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
The monster is scared too, that's why it's hiding under the bed.
of 46 votes, 43% like it
If I worked in construction, cities would be made of Legos.
of 49 votes, 49% like it
Statues are just people who rock at imitating mountains.
of 44 votes, 34% like it
Despite the name, Soap Operas make me feel dirty.
of 48 votes, 40% like it
I do everything in slow motion, in case things get epic.
of 57 votes, 67% like it
Reincarnation: I came, I saw, I repeated.
of 56 votes, 43% like it
Nonsense makes the most sense to me.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
When Time Traveling, just avoid the Middle Ages like the plague.
of 57 votes, 44% like it
Me and my imaginary friends keep it real.
of 53 votes, 45% like it
Pardon me while I save the day.
of 54 votes, 44% like it
English muffins should be consumed with an accent.
of 53 votes, 42% like it
Schizophrenia is like having a built in second opinion. Is not.
of 59 votes, 37% like it
Steal my Chinese food and face the wrath of General Tso.
of 55 votes, 33% like it
Infinity: It’s all or nothing.
of 59 votes, 41% like it
Artists are quick to draw conclusions.
of 69 votes, 51% like it
A lucky rabbit is one with all its feet attached.
of 46 votes, 37% like it
Now taking applications for a sidekick.
of 53 votes, 43% like it
I'm no astronaut but I tend to space out.
of 65 votes, 38% like it
Tea is the most caffeinated letter of the alphabet
of 60 votes, 35% like it
Vikings may loot, but Pirates get booty.
of 63 votes, 40% like it
Will mug for coffee
of 68 votes, 47% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(back) I'm not running away, I'm just practicing my exit strategy
of 32 votes, 34% like it
(Front) Compliments Go Here (Back) Complaints Go Here
of 27 votes, 19% like it
(front) Hello (back) Goodbye
of 13 votes, 8% like it
(glow ink) Night owl. (UV ink) Early bird.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
(glow&dark)Carpe diem. Seize the day. Carpe p.m. Seize the ni
of 6 votes, 17% like it
(in different fonts) Be bold, not italic.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
(in italic) Sorry Italic, you're just not my type.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
(left shoulder) Chip (right shoulder) Salsa
of 21 votes, 24% like it
(on back) Excuse me while I wing it.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
(on back) I Now Outrank You in Follow the Leader.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
(on back) I’m not running away, just testing the exits.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
(on back) Please Don't Kick Me.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
(on back) Please insert pat here.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
(on back) You've got my back right?
of 32 votes, 38% like it
(on red shirt)Ready for Bullfighting.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
(Parentheses (such as this) make it easy to type smiley faces :)
of 10 votes, 20% like it
(text upside down)
Now I'm rightside up.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
(two inks) JUST give READ me EVERY money OTHER please WORD.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
(written on the bottom with arrow) This is where I drew a blank.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
(written vertical like a tie) This suits me just fine.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
*&%$.Censorship was here.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
100% Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
A bear told me I could prevent forest fires, not hallucinations.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
A brain freeze is icecream for Zombies.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
A cup of coffee fits me to a tea.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
A detective has a good hunch, no slouch at finding clues either.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
A herd of dust bunnies ate the monster under my bed.
of 51 votes, 35% like it
A hollow victory doesn’t sound so bad; I can put my medals in it.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
A house divided against itself is not a fan of Math.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
A Juggler's schedule is always up in the air.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
A little bird told me all the gossip. It twittered.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. It clogs the garbage chute.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
A pocket full of sunshine would cause severe burns.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
A question mark turns any sentence into a rhetorical question?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
A rhombus is such a square when it gets bent out of shape.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
A round of applause always makes me dizzy.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
A shovel is just as good as a passport to China.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST(UV- UVink)WXYZ. Am I missing any?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
According to Cannibals, I'm Quite a Catch.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
According to Fortune Cookies, Horoscopes are fake.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
According to mythology, Thor is always stealing my thunder.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
According to the Fossil Record, Dinosaurs totally rocked it out.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
Acrobats hate surprises. They totally flip out.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Acronyms 4EVR!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Acronyms FTW.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Action is top of my To-Do List.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Action movies speak louder than subtitles.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Actions speak louder than words. Enough said, let’s dance.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Actual Bees care more about flowers than spelling.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Actual bee’s knees are a real buzz kill.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Acupuncture is all about getting to the point.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Acupuncture is all about holistic medicine.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Acupuncture seems to be all about getting to the point.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Acupuncture: The backup career for Voodoo practitioners.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Acupuncturist always have a point.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Acupunture is never pointless.
of 2 votes, 100% like it
Acupunturists always have a point.
of 5 votes, 80% like it
After all the debate, I find Global Warming anti-climactic.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Alien abductions are all about living it up.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Aliens think I’m very down to Earth.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
All hail Rain Dancing.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
All I need are 10 fingers and a chose your own adventure book.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
All I want is Minimalism.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
All my social skills I learned on the internet.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
All roads lead me to roam.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
All scientific evidence should be submitted in explosion form.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
All that glitters is not gold, often it really is just glitter.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
All who support eliminating a,e,u and o say i.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
All's fair in love and carnival games.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
All's fair in love and video games.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
All's fair in love and war. Except the love and war part.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Allergies: Flower’s Revenge.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Alligators are always in de Nile.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
All’s fair in love and war. It’s a battlefield out there.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Alphabet soup always brings it's A-game.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Although I'm down to Earth, I'd prefer to be an Astronaut.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Aluminum has no foil; except itself.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
Am I making (UV ink- non)sense yet?
of 29 votes, 28% like it
Ambiguity: Just Do It.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
Amoebas always have the tiniest cell phones.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Especially if you aim well.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
An ellipsis adds mystery to…
of 2 votes, 50% like it
An ellipsis adds mystery to...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Anatomically, my heart's in the right place.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Anatomist are just busy bodies.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
Any side that requires getting up is the wrong side of the bed.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Apathetics Meet. Whenever, wherever.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Apathetics Unite. Whenever, Wherever.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
Apathy killed my career as a motivational speaker but whatever.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Apathy makes me feel so-so.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Apparently being punctual doesn’t have much to do with commas.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Apparently eating junk food doesn’t help the environment.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Apparently, I’m not a Nudist.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Apples and oranges think it’s not that hard to compare things.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
Aquariums are where I find porpoise in life.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Aquariums. Where I find porpoise.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Arachnophobia has kept me away from the web.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
Architecturally speaking, columns are my arch-enemy.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Architecturally, columns are my arch-enemy.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Architecture is my arch nemesis.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Architecture is my archenemy.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Architecture. Making sure there's always room for one more.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Are all those asteroids necessary?I'm trying to save some space.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Armies of the undead work hard all the livelong day.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
Art has no drawbacks.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Art² = Cubism
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Art: Drawbacks Not Included.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Artists Make To Do-odle Lists All the Time.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
As a rule of opposable thumbs, study Evolution.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Ask the tree how it feels before you turn over a new leaf.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Astrological signs are the last thing you want directing traffic.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Astrology: The fake Astronomy since the beginning of Time.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Astronauts and cyclists prove that the cool jobs require helmets.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Astronauts tend to be claustrophobic and need space.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
Astronomy leaves me feeling starstruck.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
At least, I've made it this far.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
At night, I can always count on sheep.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
At the moment, the job hunt is a work in progress.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
At the Renaissance faire, modesty is the best policy.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Avoiding the real world. If they call, I'm out.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Awkward situations are not good for my Nervous System.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Aztechs were the geeks of the ancient world
of 45 votes, 22% like it
B Movies should really get an A+ for effort.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Back in the day, we didn’t even have nostalgia.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Ballet. It keeps me on my toes.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Balloons live in fear of pop quizzes.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Balloons make it easier to get my hopes up.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Bar graphs would be way more awesome in candy form.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Batteries not included, I’m all solar.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Battling zombies is a classic example of brains versus brawns.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Be a Mountain. Don’t Cave Under Pressure.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Bears and Penguins Are Polar Opposites.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Bears are more evolved that us. I want to hibernate in winter.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Bears are way more evolved. I want to take a giant nap in winter.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
Becoming a stunt double requires a lot of crash courses.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Becoming an artist is just luck of the draw.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
Been back to the drawing board so my times, I’ve built a fort.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
Been charged with stealing electricity I can’t get over the shock
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Bees: Proving it's possible to generate buzz without the internet
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Being bored out of my mind is due to outsourcing.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Being cheap doesn’t really pay off.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Being in 3D gives me more depth.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
Being my own boss is all about self-promotion.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Being open to advice won’t get you the kind of tips you want.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Being out of control is very in right now.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Being short and to the point is great for stabbing.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Betrayal sucks but getting desserted tastes great.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
Between humans and robots, the latter doesn't mind being fixed.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
Beware bikers with sidewalk rage
of 39 votes, 21% like it
Beware falling stars. Especially if Ninjas threw them at you.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Big Foot chasers should start the investigation at the shoe store
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Biological warfare is only a sneeze away.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Birds and butterflies know how to wing it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Birds of a feather, wing it together.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Birds wing it on the fly.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Black holes are insecure. It's cause they suck at everything.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
Black holes are just intergalactic suck ups.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Black holes can suck it.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Blame Plate Tectonics for Earthquakes. It's clearly their fault.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Blame scapegoats. It's their fault the animal kingdom does.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Blankets help me recover.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Blankets. The best disguise for an undercover agent.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Blessings and Spies have the best disguises.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Blind people find me out of sight.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
Blood runs thicker than water, so Vampires need a big straw.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Books and I are pretty much on the same page about good reads.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Books are angry that Pictures get credit for a thousand words.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Books would like their Appendix removed too. Reading is painful.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
Born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I'm meant for Heavy Metal!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Bounty hunters think I’m quite a catch.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Bowling always strikes my fancy.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Bowling makes it easier to strike up a conversation.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Bread taste better when baked against the grain.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Break dancing is when you bust a move multiple times.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Breakfast keeps it cereal.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Breakfast. Keepin the morning cereal.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Breaking dancing helps me get a move on.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Bright and Early? I’d rather be Dark and Sleep In.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Brownie points only work if they're edible.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Bubble wrap is my main squeeze.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
By a show of hands, who like sock puppets?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
By now, the Glass has had its fill of Pessimists and Optimists.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
By summer, School is so out.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Caffeine helps me expresso myself.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Caffeine: Chemical concentration.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Caffenine: Better living through chemistry.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Calendars always remind me that my days are numbered.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
Calm down Yoga, don’t get all bent out of shape.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Campaigning to nationalize nap time.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
Can someone tell me if I'm dreaming? The blue talking goat lies.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Can you spare me some change? I'm tired of the same old stuff.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Can't get anything past History these days.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Can't work now, I need to practice my procrastination skills.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Cannibalism is a crime without ketchup.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
Cannibals are always the silent ones. They bite their tongues.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
Cannibals say I'm quite a catch.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Canoes are no place for river dancing
of 43 votes, 26% like it
Cardiovascular System: Something everyone can take to heart.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Careful, Reality bites and it may have rabies.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Careful. My awesomeness is contagious.
of 42 votes, 36% like it
Carnivorous plants are growing on Vegetarians.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Carnivorous plants are the thorn in the Vegetarian’s side.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Carnivorous plants aren't appetizing to Vegatarians.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
Carnivorous plants: The only flora that's all bite and no bark.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Carpe a.m. Seize the Day (glow&dark) Carpe p.m. Seize the Nig
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Carrots didn’t help my vision, they poked my eye out.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Caution: First Thing to Get Thrown to the Wind.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Centripetal force: You spin me right round, baby right round.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Change is coming; I just need more coins.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Chaos never takes orders seriously.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Chemistry needs to calm down. It always overreacts to everything.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Chemistry takes me out of my element.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
Chemistry thinks I should've bonded with more people by now.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Chemistry, heat pressure, and time make everything crystal clear.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Chess thinks you better check yourself.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Chopsticks versus fork. Battle for the plate.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
Clap if you like Onomatopoeias. Boo if you don’t.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Clap your hands for Onomatopoeias. Also fizzle, pop, and crash.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Claustrophobia makes me feel out of it.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Cleaning a messy room is almost like exploring a new frontier.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Cleaning up somehow goes against Entropy.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Climbing the corporate ladder is a let down.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Clocks get so ticked off over time management.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
Clocks help me have the time of my life.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
Cloning myself is the scientific way to spread the awesomeness.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Cloud 9: The one with the silver lining.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Clowns have a serious problem.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
Coffee: Brewing up some awesome.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Coloring helps me memorize my lines.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Come on Destruction, give me a lucky break.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Come on glue. Get it together.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Compared to Aliens, I’m very down to Earth.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Competition is in it to win it.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Competition: I'm in it to win it.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Computers always error on the side of caution.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Computers are workaholics. They never want a day off.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Computers mega byte.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Computers never take a day off.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Computers never want a day off.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Computers really don't want a day off.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Computers want you to push their buttons; to them it’s a turn on.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Computers work a lot. They hate taking a day off.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Condensation: Air’s way of mocking Solids and Liquids.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Conflict resolution works best in video games.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Consider this a literacy test.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Constructive criticism never built much.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Contradictions are always bittersweet.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
Cookie dough is also an acceptable form of currency.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
Cowboys never pony up the dough
of 29 votes, 3% like it
Crash courses make it pretty painful to hit the books.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
Crazy like a Cliché.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Crazy like a Simile.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
Crowd surfing is my favorite excuse to get carried away.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Crowd Surfing: Getting Carried Away With Style.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Crowd Surfing: How I Get Carried Away.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Cryptology needs more ancient tombs; less numbers.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Cubism makes me like such a square.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Cubism thinks it’s literally hip to be square.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Cubism: It’s Art²
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Cubism: It’s Art² (squared)
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Cubists love square dancing.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Cupid aim here (on chest)
of 34 votes, 29% like it
Currently, Chaos is out of order. It will be repaired soon.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Cursor this arrow!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Cyclopses do not support Eye for an Eye Justice.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Cyclopses do not support Eye for and Eye justice.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Déjà vu happens when History repeats itself in Fren
of 3 votes, 67% like it
Déjà Vu: Been There. Re-did That.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Déjà vu: When History repeats itself with a French
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Déjà vu: When History repeats itself with a French
of 5 votes, 40% like it
Dancing. I do it for kicks.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Danger is my surname
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Darwin's Survival of the Fittest idea boosts gym attendance.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Daybreak always destroys my dreams.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Daydream; there are too many hours in a day to waste on Reality.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Daydreamer. Not from Concentrate.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Daydreams are my passport to Imagination.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Daydreams: Bringing out a little narcolepsy in everyone.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Deadlines suck the life right out of me.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Dear Dinosaurs,
You rock. That is all.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Death, you totally suck at Life.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Defying Gravity helps me stay on top of things.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Deja vu: When History repeats itself with a French accent.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Desperately seeking wanted ads.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Despite my nerves of steel, I'm all human.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
Despite pressing the Esc key, I'm still here.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Despite pressing the escape key, I'm still here.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Despite unplugging my computer, it’s on a power trip again.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Detectives always have a hunch, it's mainly due to bad posture.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
Dictionaries always have to have the last word.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Dictionaries know what's the word up.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
Dictionaries think they’re the ones who define a generation.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Digital art is ePic.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Dinosaurs have a bone to pick about being displayed naked.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
Dividing by Prime Numbers: Easy as 1, 2, 3
of 10 votes, 30% like it
DNA is the splice of life.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Dollars don’t want to change.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Dollars make the most cents to me.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
Don't be a cannibal. Save the Peeps.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
Don't be a statistic. Avoid surveys.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Don't blame me when there's a scapegoat somewhere out there.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
Don't blame me, Fate totally made me do it.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Don't bother arguing over Acupuncture, there's no point.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It wants revenge.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Don't mess with the unicorn, you'll get the horn.
of 42 votes, 36% like it
Don't read in between the lines, that's where I color.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Don't rely on the luck of the draw, paint something for certain.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Don't sweat the small stuff, like bullets.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Don't test my Patience. It's just a C student.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Don't worry, I’ll return the favor. This one doesn’t fit me.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Don’t anger an Artist, they’ll frame you for painting.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Don’t be a square. Think outside the box.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Don’t be Chicken but don’t be Cocky either.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Don’t be sneaky. Be stealthy, it’s the Ninja Way.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Don’t capture my imagination. I need that.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Don’t generalize. Everybody else does.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Don’t label people. Stickers always peel off.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Don’t let garden mazes fool you; all you really need is a machete
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Don’t mind me, just thinking out loud.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Don’t push tough luck. It will push back.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Don’t screw up, it’s Hammer Time.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Don’t take sides, go for the middle.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Don’t thank me, thank Laziness. It’s the least I could do.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Don’t throw in the towel, unless it’s laundry day then please do.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Don’t throw in the towel. Unless it’s laundry day then please do.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
Don’t wig out at the drop of a hat.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Don’t worry Bigfoot; no one can fill your shoes.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Don’t you just hate exclamation points for no real reason!!!!!!!!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
Doodlers never know where to draw the line.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Down with comeuppance.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Down with Pop-ups.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Downhill: Where the good times roll.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Dragons dress in lairs when it’s cold.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
Drastic times call for drastic measures. Let’s text Metrics.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Drawing. It’s how I fill in the blanks.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Drinking coffee is the best Zombie prevention.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Drinking ink gets my creative juices going.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
Dsylexic Zombies only want to eat Brians.
of 4 votes, 75% like it
Due to Gravity, the sky's literally the limit.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Due to magnets, I'm a polarizing figure.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Due to my attention span, I can never be chairman of the bored.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
Due to rhyming issues, nobody sings the Oranges.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Due to soccer, we are a goal oriented society.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Dyslexic Zombies only want to eat Brians.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Earth. It has a certain atmosphere to it.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Earth. It’s my sphere of influence.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Earth. It's my sphere of influence.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Earthquakes are when tectonics bust a move
of 46 votes, 33% like it
Eating oysters makes me happy as a clam.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Echoes: If you speak it, they will come.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Economics never made cents to me.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
Einstein is my MC squared.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Electricity gives me power trips.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Electricity is all about the shock value.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Electrons. They’re the ones in charge.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Elevators always give me a lift when I'm feeling down.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Elevators help me work my way up.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Embrace randomness. Aadvarks.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Encyclopedias always have a matter of fact tone.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
English muffin should be consumed with an accent.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Enlightenment only happens during the day.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Equations make calculating circumference is as easy as pi.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Escalators are always a step ahead of stairs.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Escalators take things step by step.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Escape artist like an open door policy.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Escape artists like an open door policy.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Escape artists never get into trouble.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Eskimo kisses are for nosy people.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
Even Cookie Monster hates cookies from the internet.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Even if they patch things up, Pirates never get off the hook.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Even night owls and early birds wing it sometimes.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Even Pacifists can dress to kill.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Even pirates play hooky some days.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
Even porcupines think I look sharp.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Even slackers are working for the weekend.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
Even with a spell checker, Typos are easy to moss.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Every time I question Math, it pleads the 5th.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Every weekday at noon I search for creatures of habit.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Everyone brags; some of us are just naturally better at it.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Everyone has the right to be lazy. I’m exercising mine.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Everything is moving towards Entropy.Starting with my room.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
Everything is moving towards Entropy. Starting with my room.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Everything will work out. At the gym.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Everything’s alright when nothing’s left.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Everytime I make a Difference, Similarities feel left out.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
Everytime I trip, I have a falling out with Gravity.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Exaggeration: Making things awesome since the beginning of time.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Exercise always works out for the best.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Exhibitionists love museums.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Express Yourself. Draw Faster.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Express yourself. Get moving.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Express Yourself. Go Faster.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Fact just isn’t creative enough to be Fiction.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Fact vs. Fiction. I'm totally betting on Fiction.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
Facts just aren’t creative enough to be Fiction.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Falling flat on my face is how I experience the 2nd dimension.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Falling in love is more fun with a parachute.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Fast food would be a lot healthier if I had to catch it.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Fast food would be healthier if I had to catch it.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Fate is still loading...
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Fear of the apocalypse helps me live like there’s no tomorrow.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Feel free to practice your reading skills, right now.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Feng shui really brings something to the table.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Feng shui. It's how I turn the tables.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
Feng shui: It's how I turn the tables in my opponent's room.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Finding the Muffin Man is no cake walk.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
Fine, I guess I'll settle for a Knight in Dull Armor.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Finger painters always get caught red handed.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Finishing a puzzle is quite a pièce de résistance.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Fireflies: The pyromaniacs of the insect world.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Fireworks have explosive personalities.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Fireworks will indeed get you fired at work.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
Fish should stay in school.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Flattery is for the 2nd dimension.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
Flattery will totally get you somewhere; the 2nd Dimension.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Flea markets make me itch.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
Follow the lemmings.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Foolish Bear, only rain can prevent forest fires.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
For every action there is an equal and opposite retelling.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
For every forest cut, another tree hugger becomes endangered.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
For once, Nature can take a hike.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
For Pirates, booty is in the eyepatch of the beholder.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
For some reason, the country won't fit in my China cabinet.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
For the life of me, I can’t understand this death concept.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
Forget a cape. I'm just not a superhero without a cup of coffee.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Forget Metrics, I rule.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Forget who let the dogs out, why was the cat in a bag?
of 29 votes, 48% like it
Forgetfulness may strike at any moment. Now where was I?
of 39 votes, 33% like it
Fortunately, when I fall asleep there's no Gravity involved.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Fossils remind me not to get too close to rocks.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Free Tibet, with mail-in rebate.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
From the look of things I should pay attention to my surroundings
of 11 votes, 18% like it
FYI Acronyms FTW.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Geeks with ADD tend to freak out over Hyper space.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
General Tso will punish all those who steal my Chinese leftovers.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Generosity has a thing for me.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Geodes make everything crystal clear.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Geographers think the world of me.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Geometry class: Be there or be squared.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Geometry did not help me excel at Square dancing.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
Geometry easily gets all bent out of shape.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Geometry is not the thing to get bent out of shape over.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Geometry wants me to shape up.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Get on the ball with that Psychic meeting.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Ghosts are just free spirited folks.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Ghosts don’t scare me, except when they go boo. I fear rejection.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Ghosts pale in comparison to their former selves.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
Give an inch and they'll take 63,360 more.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Give Destruction a break. It's tired.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
Give me time to build my forté
of 36 votes, 22% like it
Give vaccines a shot.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Given the chance, everyone would hurt a fly.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Glasses are for Vision, but a Monocle is for a Visonary.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Global Warming doesn’t mean everyone’s getting friendlier.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
Go against the grain. That's how I roll.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Go away ice cream. I'm sticking up for popsicles.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Go Away Opportunity. I Only Open the Door for Girl Scout Cookies.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Go away Opportunity. I'll only open the door to buy cookies.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
Go for the Gold. Be Silent.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Go to the forest every other day to spot the creatures of habit.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Going against the grain got me lost in a field.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Going against the grain got me lost in the middle of a field.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Going against the grain is how I got lost in a field.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Going against the grain is the best thing since sliced bread.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Going against the grain makes it hard to get lost in a field.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Going against the grain; it's how I get lost in fields.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Going against the grain; that's how I got lost in a field.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Going around in circles trying to reinvent the wheel.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
Going back in Time makes it way easier to live in the past.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Going to hangout with some sloths.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Graffiti artist cheat, they only play tag with immovable walls.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Gravity and I aren’t getting along, I need some space.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
Gravity is Architecture’s arch enemy.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Gravity is the ultimate downer.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Gravity just lighten up already.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Gravity. It makes us all fall short at some point.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Gravity. It’s my downfall.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
Great Minds Think Alike: Cloning Does Exist.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Gum often gets me into sticking situations.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Ham radio sounded delicious, but didn’t meat my expectations.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Happy endings are back with a vengeance.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Hard work isn't really a labor of love.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Hats are top notched.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Have you been epic today?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Having a one track mind gets a lot of songs stuck in my head.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Having a poker face doesn't mean jack.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
Having a poker face is hard when it's a full house.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Having a positive attitude is always a plus.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
Having time on my hands lets me make this weird clapping noise.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Hear today, blog tomorrow.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Heart warming stories give me heatstroke.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Heavy machinery helps me break it down.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Heavy metal fans are a nickel a dozen.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Heavy traffic gives my car speedbumps.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Hedgehogs stick it to the man
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Hello, my name is: Identity Crisis.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Help Endangered Countries. Free Tibet and Save the Wales.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Help Prevent Muggings. Bake More Cupcakes.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Help! I’m slowly sinking into this shirt.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Helping random people makes me one of a kind.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Hey Artists, how about we call it a draw?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Hey Future, getting a rocket pack now would make a great Present.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Hey Gravity, it's about to go down.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Hey Id, leggo my Ego.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Hey Math, your days are numbered.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
Hey monsters under my bed, here’s a vacuum. Hint, hint.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Hey words, get off of my shirt.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Hiccups not welcome here
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Hide and seek is how I develop my hidden talents.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Hide and seek trains ninjas
of 48 votes, 17% like it
Hiding in plain sight. Don’t blow my cover.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
High fives need to learn how to knuckle down.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Hills could be mountains but they always cave in to peer pressure
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Hills: Where I stop, drop, and roll.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
History buffs lift tons of books.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
History needs to just move on and stop living in the past.
of 38 votes, 39% like it
History's a thing of the past.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
History, can't we just get past this?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
History: Tale as Old as Time.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
Hit the books but beware the comics, they've got issues.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
Hmm Infinity huh? Clever disguise 8.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Home is where my cardboard box is.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
Home is where the video game console is.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Home, Tweet Home.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Homonyms are sew aweful.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Homonyms dew knot make any cents to me.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Homonyms dew knot make any cents to me. They're vary confusing.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Hoodies make me feel like a Kangaroo. Eyeliner makes me so Emu.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Hopefully my Career Path is on the road to recovery.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Hopscotch makes it easier to go back to square one.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Hopscotching over to the bar.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Hospitals make it easier to have a change of heart.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Houston is tired of your complaints. Solve your own problems.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
How actually do Mimes speak their mind?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
How come undercover agents always get to sleep in?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
How could I be gullible? I’m told that isn’t even a real word.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
How exactly does one get saved by a bell?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
How many Mississippi’s till we’re there yet?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Hula keeps me in the loop.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
Human statues are such posers.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Humanity’s mascot.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
I add sound effects to jazz up boring conversations.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
I admit it, I pushed my luck. It totally deserved it.
of 2 votes, 100% like it
I admit, I've ripped off wrapping paper to make a quick buck.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I always aim for the shot glasses, but hit the pints.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
I always crash Gravity's parties.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I always fall out of favor with Gravity.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I always feel under pressure. The atmosphere is pretty heavy.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
I always get the last word in. Word.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I always give 100% but fractions are the main recipients.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I always give 110% but Statistics never believes me.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
I always listen to my heart, but all it says is "thump, thum
of 6 votes, 33% like it
I always mess up organizations.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I always pass paint flinging tests with flying colors.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
I always raise the bar at work. Then I Limbo dance under it.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
I always tell Thank You's that they're welcome here.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I am Bold; when it comes to my font choice.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
I am my own stunt double.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
I am not easily-ooh shiny-distracted.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
I am the Ruler over all, in the supply closet.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
I am your imaginary friend, but I need real food right about now.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
I apply myself, by filling out forms.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
I battle writer's block with slam poetry.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
I became a Magician to make Clowns disappear.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
I blame technology for things getting cliquish.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
I broke the mold. Disinfectants helped a little.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I call the shots. Don't worry, I aim to please.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I can always count on sheep to give me nightmares about Math.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
I can be a bit clingy. when the static electricity builds up.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
I can deal with anything; in card form.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I can never keep up with Gravity.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I can read you like a book, but I’ll just wait for the movie.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
I can read your mind, but I'd rather wait for the movie.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
I can see the writing on the wall. The future is messy.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I can't have an open mind. My imagination might escape.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
I can't help it, I'm drawn to sketchy characters.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
I can't roll my r's but apparently Pirates can.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
I cannot speak French, please have merci.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
I can’t do slow motion without epic music.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
I can’t find my cell phone, it’s not in my Mitochondria.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
I can’t get away with anything. I usually drop stuff.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I can’t really cash my cheque right now, do you accept wishes?
of 20 votes, 25% like it
I can’t remember whether I’m missing short or long term memory.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
I can’t save the world, I have laundry to do.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I can’t speak another language, but I’m fluent in accents.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
I can’t take cheesy pickup lines. I’m lactose intolerant.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I challenge thee to a verbal thrashing. Choose your words wisely.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
I connect the dots with constellations.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
I consider any test a real emergency.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
I consider Speed dating a contact sport.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
I consider Speed dating a sport.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I cut in line all the time when I run with scissors.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I decided to go green, but somehow ended up in blue.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
I didn’t even know what an ellipsis was until…
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I didn’t get it, until I played tag.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
I dig Archaeologist. They ruin History.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I dig breaking new ground.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
I dig fossils. They rock.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
I dig traveling to China.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
I do knot like it when my hands are tied.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
I do my own stunts, so Magic should add some special effects.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I don’t just wait in lines, I read in between them.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
I don't have a life, but Reincarnation will fix that.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
I don't have a problem with Math, it's the one that has problems.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
I don't have the blues, so it's way easier being green.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I don't have time for the gym, so I sleepwalk.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I don't know much about palm reading off-hand.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I don't need glasses, my X-ray vision is XX/XX
of 39 votes, 26% like it
I don't need super powers or glasses, my x-ray vision is XX/XX.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
I don't really have the heart to explain Cardiology.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
I don't rely on the luck of the draw, I Photoshop my fate.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
I don't run on coffee, just towards it.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
I don't take naps, I take comas.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve. It's online.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
I don’t break watches for any real reason, just to kill time.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
I don’t feed pigeons, I chase them.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I don’t have a short attention span just a big-
of 13 votes, 23% like it
I don’t have all the answers, but I can guess, right?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I don’t have the best track record. I need epic music to run to.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
I don’t know about job security, but Anger Management is needed.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I don’t mean to steal your thunder, but I need a superpower too.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I don’t mind butterflies in my stomach. Extra protein.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I don’t mind telepathy.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I don’t mind thinking things through.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
I don’t need adhesives to get songs stuck in my head.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I don’t need to be happy-go-lucky, I’ve got mad skills.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
I don’t support property disputes. Dibs on the sky.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
I don’t take chances, I just borrow them.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
I don’t want to know the future, I just want a sneak preview.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
I downloaded all my social skills from the internet.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I draw the line at insulting artists.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I drive my car al dente.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
I eat fast food in slow motion to even out Time.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I embrace my clumsiness, because that’s how I roll.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
I enjoy a hearty breakfast and I'm sure cannibals do too.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
I expressed myself, but I got a boring speeding ticket for it.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
I fake grumpiness to blend in with Zombies.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I feel much cooler after being blown away by all my fans.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
I find it extremely difficult to corner the market with circles.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
I find Poetic Justice quite novel.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
I find punchlines rather painful.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
I fold Time and Space after I wash them on Delicate.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
I gave up on Gravity a long time ago, it kept letting me down.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
I get licked in these tongue twister competitions by Peter Piper.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
I get lost in thought whenever I wonder around.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I get more destructive when I'm on break.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I get out of line when it comes to coloring books.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
I get the sense that aliens look down on me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I get tied up when I'm knot working.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I go with my gut. It just so happens I swallowed my GPS.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
I got lost on the road less traveled.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
I had a lot of potential, but I bartered it for cookies.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
I had the key to success, but then I got locked out.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I had to go through a lot of red tape until I bought scissors
of 37 votes, 19% like it
I hang out with turtles to learn the ninja way.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I hate it when people give me advice. I can't pawn that.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
I have a good memory, I just forgot how to use it.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I have a rocky relationship with Stonehenge
of 40 votes, 13% like it
I have friends in high places. They're mostly balloonists.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, fear of long words.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I have numerous Degrees. They're all displayed in my Thermometer.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
I have the ability to fall asleep anytimzzzzzz
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I have to sit down to understand.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
I herd a crash of rhinos.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I hope I'll never see an alligator later.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I hope I’ll reach all my goals but it’s a bit of a stretch.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I hope there’s no hard feelings, only squishy ones.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
I hope they perfect cloning soon. I need some help Multitasking.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I hug trees. I'll admit, it's kind of a sappy thing.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
I hug trees.I 'll admit, it's kind of a sappy thing.
of 5 votes, 60% like it
I intend to prove myself. I just need some kind of evidence.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I invented the moon and lying.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
I jam with jelly and preserves, man.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
I Job Hunt with a spear. What’s this about, a Resumé?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I just assume everyone is my fan. No need for ego stroking here.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
I just know enough pig latin to bring home the bacon.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I just need a ball park figure to keep score in baseball.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
I just want my fair share, preferably the merry-go-round.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
I keep all my kisses in mint condition.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
I know better, but I forget best.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
I know better, but I ignore best.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I let it all go to my head but that’s what guillotines fix right?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
I like a little Danger...with a lot of Safety.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
I like taking it easy but I’d rather not give it back.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I like time machines, but they take forever to build.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I like yoga but all that mystical stuff is a bit of a stretch.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
I Live in a Gingerbread House. It's My Home, Sweet Home.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
I lost my marbles and, oh yes, I’m crazy too.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
I love caffeine, we have great chemistry.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
I love camping s’more and s’more.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
I love History but there's no Future in it.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I love throwing parties. I aim to please.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
I made a Difference. Now I’m working on some Similarities.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
I make bold statements… with my keyboard.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
I make crop triangles at night.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I make S'mores whenever I get fired up.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I may be late now, but wait till history repeats itself.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
I may need glasses but my x-ray vision's XX/XX
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I may not be for sale, but I'm still kind of a big deal.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
I mind my own business now that I’ve gotten a lobotomy.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
I need a break but I don’t want to buy it.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I Need a Hero… (on back) Or At the Very Least, a S
of 1 votes, 0% like it
I Need a Hero. (on back) Or At the Very Least, a Sandwich.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I need more direction in life. And a compass.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I need more popsicle sticks to build up my confidence.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I need some direction in life, so I bought some maps.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I need some gum to stick with it.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
I need some sleep, can I borrow yours?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I never have to wait my turn to get dizzy.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I never learn from my mistakes. They don’t even do my homework.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
I now live at the library. Got to book it, so I won't get caught.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
I object to how we classify matter.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
I only buy my paint on the Black Market.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
I only get my point across whenever I have a sword.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
I only make up statistics like 1% of the time.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I only read instruction manuals in coloring book form.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I only stress out because it's way too difficult to stress in.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I Only Surf Crowds.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
I prefer wishing upon a star, that way I keep my pennies.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
I pushed my luck. It totally deserved it.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
I rarely lose my train of thought. I've got a one track mind.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I really dig Classic rock. It's where I find fossils.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
I refuse to be open minded. My brain doesn’t want fresh air.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
I refuse to walk a mile in your shoes. I’m on the metric system.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
I rock out to Elevator Music.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
I roll with some real gems.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
I see your shirt has writing too. Let the cliché battle be
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I see your shirt has writing too. Let the cliché battle be
of 5 votes, 40% like it
I see your shirt has writing too. Let the cliché battle be
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I see your shirt has writing too. This calls for a cliché
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I sell lemonade because life doesn’t taste so good.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
I shake things up via snow globes.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
I shake things up, and it's pretty tasty.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
I shall now demonstrate how to do laundry using sock puppets.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
I shall pace in circles until I get a round of applause.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot no deputy. Ran out of film.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I should learn from my mistakes, but they're terrible teachers.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
I sleep in late so I can start my night early.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
I sometimes Q up at the Alphabet soup line.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I speak accents. Fluently.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
I suffer from an advanced case of Chronic Disorganization.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
I swallowed my pride... and that’s when the hiccups started.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
I take it to the limit. Then I return it, cause I need structure.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I take the stairs down but the elevator up.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
I taught my pet rock how to roll. We’ll be doing fetch next.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
I tend to blow my money on balloons.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
I think an ellipsis is…
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I think the color nude looks best on you.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
I thought a recession would have more to do with playgrounds.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
I thought it'd be way easier to recycle junk food.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
I thought my moonwalk would at least get me out of the atmosphere
of 24 votes, 21% like it
I thought outside the box, and all I got was a triangle.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I thought outside the box, and now I'd like to go back in please.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
I threw in the towel. Now my dryer's charging me with assault.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I took responsibility. But, this weird feeling made me return it.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
I totally cleaned the forest. Can't you smell a pine fresh scent?
of 40 votes, 20% like it
I tried to suspend my disbelief, but it keeps falling down.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I use big words when I make small talk.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
I use long, fancy words to balance out stupid questions.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
I use sheep to spell out things to space. I wonder if I'm herd.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
I used to build things but now I've blocked it all out.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I used to rule with an iron fist, until things got rusty.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
I want to be a ninja, but it's hard to follow in their footsteps.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
I was a member of the bored, until I found some excitment.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I was a member of the bored, until I found something exciting.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I was going to seize the day, but Customs got there first.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
I was going to step up my efforts, but then I found an elevator.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I was going to step up my game, but then I found an elevator.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I was in charge of my gadgets, until they became empowered.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I was made for this shirt. It compliments my genes.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
I was on cloud 9. Until it rained.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
I was taken out of context, so put me back.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
I watch Kung-fu movies just for kicks.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I'd be carefree if I didn’t have to pay attention.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
I'd have the time of my life if there was a clock around.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
I'm not in control without my remote.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
I'm not jaded, just ready to rock.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Looking on the bright side requires some serious sun glasses.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
My greatest hits involve piñatas.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
My greatest hits involve piñatas.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Not Paying Attention. Please Donate Here.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Nothing's awesome without some of me.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
Psychics have your future in the palm of their hand.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Recycling can’t handle all of my junk in the trunk.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Tell me what to do Verbs.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
Why Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Procrastinate Today.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
You Only Live Once. Unless You’ve Got a Mushroom.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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