i got a thing for vikings
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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bizzcuse me!?!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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OMG!WTF?BFG
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Live life in the fad lane
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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wouldn't hurt a fly... again
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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i [heart] crap
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can has a cheezburger
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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what an after school special!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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tune in next week for more
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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race you
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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royalty in the trailer park
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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generic geriatric
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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your scene sucks
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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if you hug back, i'll squeeze harder
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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put down the tweezers
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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There goes the neighbourhood
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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hugs welcome
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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thats my go-go dancer!!!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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not in Kansas anymore
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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how do they get the corn on the cob?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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¿Cómo amaneció?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I got wet.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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PLUTO demands a recount
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You can't get cheaper then this...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It's you...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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it's me...
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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this is formal...
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I know my ABCs
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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if you like this shirt, you should see my
Pants
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Pluto was my favourite planet...
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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you should see me bingo
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, obey
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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fold here... and here... and here... and here... and here...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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also comes in tanned
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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my other shirt is a duvet
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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home, sweet overpriced, home
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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have you seen my orangutan?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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is that your hand or mine?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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gold stars for everyone
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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lower
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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go to jail
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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apathy is boring
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i hated Friends
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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until you i had 98 problems
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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book face
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I said "show me"
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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,,,,,COMA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i've been there, done that and this is the t-shirt
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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are those my feet?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I heart Bears
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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buy me one!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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VHS rocks
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Goth Milk???
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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dear_______,
you're dumped.
signed_______
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Emos love Emus
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Emo's are like so totally deep and stuff...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not waldo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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hi there stranger
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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old folk rock... just more carefully
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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When exactly do you start being attractive?
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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i love horses but hate unicorns
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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please tell me you are a figment of my unimaginatively dull mind!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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you disgust me, nothing personal
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I get paid to do this
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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that hurt my feelings
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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my number?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Diva!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You mother is on facebook
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm on Facebook!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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...And this is my sad face
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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What costume?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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the Egg won
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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"Fetch" happened
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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IM NOT A TOURIST
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I VOTED FOR THE OTHER ONE
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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AWKWARD SILENCE
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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You owe me Millllllllllllions!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Return to {HOT} sender
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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mmm! Credit
Now with added Crunch!!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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All play and no work... gotta love the recession!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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what exactly is wrong with you???
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If a+b/gx1[109] =45
then find my shoe...
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I {insert emotional word(depending on how much i really care)}You
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Like Animal...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Oh that's 6 inches... then i mean 10
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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You smell like my mommy
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Yes officer
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, that smells of roses too...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm sorry, does your story come with pictures?
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Eye bee four E,
Egg Sept. After Sea
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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You have way too much time on your hands!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Oh I'm sorry; did I say it was your time to talk?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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