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killertoothbrush
aka Leuke is a 21.12 year old boy, has been a member since August 26, 2008, has scored 795 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 10 designs get printed.
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I hate being bipolar, it's awesome
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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I'm ambivalent about passion fruit.
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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The early bird gets the worm, but angry birds get the downloads!
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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By using fewer herbs in my cooking, I save a lot of thyme!
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Ignorance? Hah! I don't know the meaning of the word ignorance!
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I failed math so many times I can't count.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Winning isn't everything. But it does come a close second.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I was with stupid but he's wandered off and now I'm quite worried
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Part of Rome was built in a day.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I have a photographic memory but I've never developed it
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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Drink Coffee. Sleep when you're dead.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Unicorns were left off the ark for a reason
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Where there's a will,
I want to be in it.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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I get my daily exercise by pushing my luck
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Death. It's hereditary.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Archeology. A career in ruins.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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People who talk behind your back are simply two steps behind you
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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404 error:
Brain not found
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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I'm not different. I'm limited edition.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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If vegetarians eat vegetables what the hell do humanitarians eat?
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Vegetarian. Native American Word For Lousy Hunter.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
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Coffee. Natures way to apologise for mornings.
of 27 votes, 56% like it
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A fishing line has a hook at one end and an optimist at the other
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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Stop Zombies. Cremate The Dead.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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There's a skull living in my head.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Abbreviation. It's a long word.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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Shins. A device for finding furniture in the dark.
of 31 votes, 61% like it
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Give me patience... GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
of 30 votes, 63% like it
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Growing older is no reason to grow up
of 27 votes, 52% like it
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I’ve been on a diet for one week and all I’ve lost is seven days.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
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I’m not a bad cook, I just use the smoke alarm as a timer.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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Cheese. Milk's first step toward immortality.
of 35 votes, 57% like it
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schizophrenic
:(:
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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If my room's clean, the internet is broken.
of 27 votes, 67% like it
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If your career's in ruins, I hope you're an archaeologist.
of 30 votes, 60% like it
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An archaeologists career lies in ruins.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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I wish my mouth had a backspace key.
of 40 votes, 70% like it
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Computers have plenty of memory but no imagination
of 35 votes, 63% like it
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You're not bored, you're boring.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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If you're right 98% of the time why worry about the remaining 3%
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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Support your local planet
of 37 votes, 59% like it
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When the going gets tough, you're obviously in the wrong place
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
of 26 votes, 50% like it
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When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
of 29 votes, 52% like it
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I have a photographic memory,but I've never developed it.
of 34 votes, 74% like it
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Parents teach us to walk and talk... then to sit down and shut up
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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You're not late until you show up.
of 41 votes, 56% like it
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Artists love to draw attention
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Nosey little bugger aren't you. [Printed very small]
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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You know what's better than virtual reality... reality reality
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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Vagueterian
(Don't remember what I ate)
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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You're a tourist.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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This shirt folds away for easy storage
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Date me before I'm famous!
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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Start a conversation - ask me how!
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Accountants make things much less taxing.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Archaeologists: The only people who want their career in ruins.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Back the F:\ up
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Be gentle with me, I don't have spare parts.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Butter vs margarine. I trust cows more than chemists.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Cheese. Milk’s leap toward immortality.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Death is usually hereditary.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Do you also come in blonde?
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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English teachers put more thought into a novel than the author.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Every great music video involves a fan.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Fish: the only food that's spoiled when it smells like what it is
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Food: an important part of a balanced diet
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Get a new car for your spouse. What a great trade!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Growing older is no excuse for growing up
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I can’t complain. But sometimes I still do...
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I don't bite (I'm a vegetarian)
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I don't own a TV
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I have lots of great advice... That I wish I'd taken
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I'm looking for a meaningful overnight relationship.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I've never let my schooling interfere with my education.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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If pro is opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If you want more luck, take more chances.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Ignore people who talk behind your back. You're two steps ahead.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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In case of emergency, stab emos!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Is it too soon to say I less than three you?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Is it too soon to say I less than three you? <3
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I’ve been on a diet all week and all I’ve lost is seven days.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Joke.
Punchline.
Novelty glasses.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My other shirt is actually quite funny
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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My other shirt is also humorless
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My work here is pun
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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New Zealand: Like Australia... with sheep!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Nosy little bugger aren't you. [Printed very small]
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Shins are great for finding furniture in the dark.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Soil: Dirt cheap AND full of nutrients!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Sometimes you're the windscreen. Sometimes you're the fly.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Super-pirate
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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The only thing my farm produces is status updates and RSI
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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The optometrist made quite a spectacle of himself
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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The Walrus: It's like a Vampire, but awesome.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Totally Happy
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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What's your fax #?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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When the going gets rough, you're obviously in the wrong place
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Without dictionaries we wouldn't know the meaning of the word fun
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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You can't pick your family, but you can pick their faults.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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[under a large circle] Pie chart about procrastination
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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