Puppies like hi-fives too
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Santa says "ho ho" to cocoa
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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You know your good when your dog hi-fives you
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Give me the keys, you're to happy to drive
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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When will Apple take over the world?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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You owe me 5 cents every time you look at me
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Vowel'Os
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I eat vowels for breakfast
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Ok, once upon a time there was a man named SHUSH
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Computer's have feelings too
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I love long closets
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Anyone else having an issue getting to Narnia?
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I hate hate-crimes
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Waddle waddle waddle.....
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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bodank: Entitled to you're own definition
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My blanket sleeps with me
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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No, that really isn't what she said
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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This just in! Energizer Bunny has accused for possession of speed
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You're not invited
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Almost cuts it in my book
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Poops take poops also
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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you're just ugly
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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you\'re just ugly
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Flocking with elephants at the moment: please call back later
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I love highlighters
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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On a scale of 1 to 10, who are you?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Save the environment - kill my brother :)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Save a tree - kill a beaver.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Caution: Explosive Diarrhea
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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We all are mistakes
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Don't kick me, kick him (arrow to the right)
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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no, your lysdexic!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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This just in: energizer bunny arrested for possession of speed
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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a computer beat me in chess, but it was no match at boxing
of 24 votes, 63% like it
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This just in: energizer bunny arrested for crack
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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P.O.T. - Pirates on time-travel
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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i'm friends with you for your mom
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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hate to break it to you, but your mom is hot
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Hey, it wasn't me
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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Caution: object in mirror may be hotter than appears
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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As you took time to read this shirt I smacked your face
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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To spork (ing) - the act of a spoon and a fork making sweet love
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Check out my homepage + previous slogans
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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sex - it's what you do
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Sex > love
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Do you eat hormones?
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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The back of your head smells nice today
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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P.I.M.P. - Pimp in my pants
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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You know you're good when your dog gives you a hi-five
of 32 votes, 53% like it
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I don't know much about pies but you sure make me happy
of 25 votes, 56% like it
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You know how i met your mother?
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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If you can't laugh at yourself, i'll do it for you
of 47 votes, 68% like it
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They lived happily until they got married
of 41 votes, 49% like it
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Spork: A utensil that comes from a fork and a spoon making love
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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And thats where babies come from
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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Anyone else having issues getting to Narnia?
of 39 votes, 67% like it
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SAUP: Students Against Ugly People
of 38 votes, 47% like it
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Define retarded
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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I only go to work on days that don't end with a Y
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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I wave my private parts in your general direction
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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I wish i was wearing your shirt right now
of 41 votes, 54% like it
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I'M STUCK IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
of 38 votes, 61% like it
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It's not that i don't like you, it's just that your ugly
of 41 votes, 54% like it
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friends are like potatoes: if you eat them, they die
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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Never play leapfrog with unicorns
of 38 votes, 58% like it
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My favorite number in the alphabet is yellow
of 40 votes, 55% like it
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I'm not clumsy, gravity just affects me more
of 39 votes, 62% like it
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Rain is just a free shower for hobos
of 40 votes, 58% like it
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I didn't slap you, i high-fived your face
of 39 votes, 62% like it
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