Steelplate
aka The Revolution is a boy, has been a member since October 30, 2008, has scored 1,366 submissions, giving an average score of 3.41, helping 42 designs get printed.
Curiosity killed the cat. It also discovered Spain.
of 33 votes, 55% like it
Serial Killers: Not Morning People.
of 49 votes, 45% like it
Pessimists and Optimists clearly have a drinking problem.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
When life gives you eggplants, go back and rethink your metaphor.
of 74 votes, 58% like it
Photons are neither here nor there.
of 68 votes, 60% like it
Blind Psychics have a 5th sense.
of 89 votes, 73% like it
I want to Rock n’ Roll all night, but I have to work tomorrow.
of 87 votes, 63% like it
Ceiling fans: The bedroom trampolinist’s only enemy.
of 83 votes, 57% like it
Being bad to the bone is a clear sign of osteoporosis.
of 102 votes, 74% like it
Pessimistics and Optimistics clearly have a drinking problem.
of 65 votes, 57% like it
In the event of Zombie Apocolypse, wear a helmet.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
A political party isn't as fun as it sounds.
of 88 votes, 75% like it
My life story needs more explosions and car chases.
of 76 votes, 66% like it
Parachute pants are no substitute for actual parachutes.
of 79 votes, 65% like it
Walk a mile in someone elses shoes, run if you also have their TV
of 87 votes, 75% like it
This is all leading to my season finale.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
Mathamaticians never drink and divide.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
Walking on sunshine could prove fatal.
of 90 votes, 69% like it
Warning: Kicks to the ribs may contain serious side effects.
of 12 votes, 58% like it
Top Hats: The classy way to be evil.
of 80 votes, 64% like it
This war between Pirates and Ninjas has been greatly exaggerated
of 65 votes, 46% like it
Dramatic bomb technicians always leave things til the last second
of 38 votes, 39% like it
Your favourite bands earlier stuff was better.
of 83 votes, 54% like it
I learnt about explosives by watching a coyote chase an ostrich.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
I have this recurring dream where the same thing keeps happening.
of 85 votes, 74% like it
My kung fu is strong, My movie rentals are many.
of 67 votes, 57% like it
Mixing metaphors is easy, it's not Rocket Surgery.
of 96 votes, 71% like it
Charging(uv ink) / Charged(glow ink)
of 74 votes, 51% like it
Rules were made to be broken, then again I've always been clumsy.
of 60 votes, 63% like it
Legwarmers are a clear sign that she's a maniac.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
How can it be lost AND found?
of 79 votes, 56% like it
Serial Killers: Ironically Not Morning People
of 78 votes, 54% like it
I remember when "Retro" was based on the 50's.
of 72 votes, 51% like it
I wish my street had more muppets.
of 12 votes, 67% like it
Swordsmen are Touché.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
My entrances could benefit from theme music.
of 74 votes, 59% like it
Back in my day we had to walk an exaggerated distance.
of 98 votes, 76% like it
Video games don't kill people, but they did improve my aim.
of 92 votes, 75% like it
Geology 'n' Physics: The Original Rock 'n' Roll.
of 94 votes, 65% like it
(on back) If you can read this, roll me over. (on front) Thanks.
of 73 votes, 55% like it
Toxic Waste gave me Super Powers, and a weird rash.
of 83 votes, 55% like it
I like to keep people guessing. Or do I?
of 76 votes, 63% like it
Yellowcake Uranium isn't as delicious as it sounds.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
Oddly Enough, Most Astronauts Can't Moonwalk.
of 102 votes, 66% like it
Aren't rhetorical questions just the worst?
of 81 votes, 54% like it
I could rule the world, but I have a problem with authority.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
Pants are beneath me.
of 82 votes, 51% like it
Let's be adult and settle this with a game of Hide & Seek.
of 77 votes, 51% like it
Let's make like bananas and be a great source of potassium.
of 76 votes, 51% like it
Truth be told, I'm a liar.
of 66 votes, 47% like it
If it's alright with you, I'd like to be more rebelious.
of 76 votes, 50% like it
(cue tumbleweed)
of 50 votes, 34% like it
Let's Shake Hands & Pretend We Know Each Other.
of 74 votes, 50% like it
Sometimes I make sense, other times watermelon.
of 78 votes, 54% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
*conditions apply.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
...is currently having their shirt read.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Agendas are best kept hidden, like my plans for world domination.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
An obstructed left ventricle is rather disheartening.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
Anatomically speaking, I heart you.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
Apathy: I'd explain it if I cared.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Bad Guys should deal with the Meddling Kids first.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
Being retrospective has nothing to do with old video game logos.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
Bet you a bajillion dollars I know a lot about money.
of 43 votes, 44% like it
Dance like nobodies watching, but this time, do it slower.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Dance like nobodys watching, from out there in the bushes.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
Day Light Savings Bring Me No Interest
of 35 votes, 37% like it
Day Light Savings never brought me Interest.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
Day Lights Savings bring me No Interest
of 3 votes, 67% like it
Doesn’t hilarious sound funny to you?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Everyone thinks I have some ulterior motive. Hug?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Free School! (some assembly required)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Full Stops. Make Things. Dramatic.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
Funny walks only work in sketches.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Grand theft auto isn't as glamorous as it sounds.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Gravity keeps weighing me down.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Hindsight: Perceptions Revolution
of 16 votes, 13% like it
I Had A Brain Wave This Morning... None Survived.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I learnt about explosives from watching a coyote chase an ostrich
of 63 votes, 48% like it
I liked the Japanese version of that Horror film better.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
I liked the Third Dimension before it was cool.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
I never seem to finish anyth
of 50 votes, 48% like it
I sneak into kids movies.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
I suck at oxygen.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I'll save for a rainy day, then buy an umbrella.
of 51 votes, 47% like it
I'm terrible at jokes. Get it?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I'm unsure about how much I hate indecisive people.
of 63 votes, 49% like it
In reality, a yellow rat that shot lightning would make a bad pet
of 15 votes, 27% like it
In the event of a catastrophic orbital shift, wear sunscreen.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
In the event of a catestrophic orbital shift, wear sunscreen.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
In the event of violent orbital shift, wear sunscreen.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
In the event of volcanic lava flow, wear enclosed shoes.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
In the event of Zombies, wear a helmet.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
is currently having their shirt read.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
It's not all Black and White, unless you're a Colorblind Zebra
of 33 votes, 24% like it
It's not what she said. It's how she said it.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
It's not what she said. It's how she said it.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Killer Whales: Life and Death’s never been so Black and White.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Let me be Frank. You can be whoever you want.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
Let's fight, but I warn you, I'm not above squealing like a girl.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Like most, I enjoy the odd bit of word makeuperification.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Listen close, I have my own theme music.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Mathaholic: I have an Addition.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
More often than not, that's not what she said.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
Most hedgehogs are slow, not blue and far more popular.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
My life story is nothing but explosions and car chases.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
My life story will be better explained in the sequel.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
My life story will be even better in the sequel.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
No one ever calls on the Guitar Heroes.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Nothing makes it point faster than a Unicorn with a Sword.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Now is the winter of our discontent. Buy a blanket.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Nuclear Winter is no time to go sledding.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Of all the words on all the shirts, you had to go and read mine.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Only Accidental Heroes wear Towel Capes
of 41 votes, 46% like it
Only pirates need to find X.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Parachute pants are no substitute for an actual parachute.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
People always think I have some ulterior motive... Hug?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Pirate Algebra: Finding X never got more rewarding.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
Preparing to charge: Charging(uv ink) / Charged(glow ink)
of 68 votes, 47% like it
Rigamortis Gets Me Hard
of 38 votes, 8% like it
See, this is why I never go outside.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Shirts like this one go right over my head.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Shirts: They go over my head.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Spare a thought for the Moon, it's hard living in Earth's Shadow.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Subtraction: Doesn't Add Up
of 17 votes, 29% like it
Summer has a pretty lousy season finale.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Super Combos rarely work in a Street Fight.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Thankfully, you don't need a passport to visit Margaritaville.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
The application of this shirt goes right over my head.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
The best bad guys wore top hats.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
The Government: They bug me.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
The Sun (normal font) IT BURNS!!(uv ink)
of 57 votes, 47% like it
Theories always have something to Prove.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
There's A Ninja Somewhere On My Shirt
of 44 votes, 34% like it
ToDo List:
1. Have breakfast
2. Get dressed
3. Have shirt read
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Towel Capes rarely aid in Garage Roof Aerodynamics.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Venus Fly Traps get me all nostalgic for the Mushroom Kingdom.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Violence is never the answer, unless it's a Boss Battle.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
Walk a mile in someone elses shoes, just run if you have their TV
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Walking on sunshine could cause a fatal tan.
of 50 votes, 44% like it
Warning: A kick to the ribs may contain serious side effects.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
When I rule the world, I'm totally having a Volcano Lair.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Why don't you make like a tree and convert light into energy?
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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My designs
All about me
I'm large, loud and loving life... That's about all that needs to be said about me but I'll tell ya, this whole designing thing has bitten me like a bug and I can't help but scratch this creative itch.
Peace!
