Forget Google, ask ME
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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It was love at first glare.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Love is where the heart is.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I need luck and divine inspiration... know where I can buy some?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I left my soul at the car dealership
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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don't worry! it's just me, you and my imaginary friend Sam
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Historical implies they are dead.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I believe in anyone who brings me a gift!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Too paranoid to believe in love at first sight.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's not porn. It's art.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Don't expect to get what you need either.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I wasn't born in the "happily ever after" realm.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Dang, it broke again. Does anyone have superglue?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Shopping = the most fun a girl has while taking her clothes off.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You make me want to be a better murderer.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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