5318008 618
(calculators are fun)
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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5318008 618* Calculators are fun!
(*in calculator font, try it)
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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9 out of 10 calendars agree: your days are numbered!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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9 out of 10 skeletons agree: skin is overrated.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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9 out of 10 wizards prefer dry spells.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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A band aid solution: perfect for sore knees.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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A funny thing happened on the way to this slogan....
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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A knight in shining armour would only tarnish my reputation.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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A little knowledge is not as dangerous as a Great Big Thing!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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A pineapple a day keeps the witchdoctor away.
of 71 votes, 52% like it
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A Self Fulfilling Prophecy got me this cool shirt.
of 75 votes, 51% like it
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Actually, all our days are numbered...
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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ADD
made
me
OTT.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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All good sayings must come to an end.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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All good slogans must come to an en...
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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All I got from biting the bullet was a toothache.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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All I got from the School of Hard Knocks...was sore knuckles.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Almost on the verge of being famous.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Almost on the verge of being normal.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Always wear a hat. (Zombies love it when you play hard to get.)
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Amnesiacs always forget and forgive.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Amnesiacs always forgive and forget.
of 66 votes, 56% like it
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Amnesiacs learn something new every day
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Armageddon: Are we there yet?
of 46 votes, 43% like it
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Astronaut's never let gravity get them down.
of 80 votes, 58% like it
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Astrophysics makes the world go round...
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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Baker's come out with all buns glazing!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Beauty is in the eye of the tiger...
of 43 votes, 51% like it
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Beauty is way more than skin deep when you're a skeleton.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Beer makes pigs think their bacon bits are hot.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Beer makes pigs think they're bacon bits.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Before (on front of shirt)
After (on back of shirt)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Blue & green should'nt be seen, unless there's a body in betw
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Bob's your Uncle and Fanny's your Aunt. No really.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Born free, but still a good investment.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Brainpower: still waiting for the other 90% to kick in.
of 64 votes, 52% like it
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Brainpower: wishing you were 90% more intelligent.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Bring back the ninkompoops!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Bunny farts: silent, but carroty.
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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Bunny Rabbit. An annoyingly cute tautology.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Bunny Rabbit...is just repeating yourself very cutely.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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BUNNY/CARROT GUN
(is the new rock/paper/scissors)
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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Calendars know their days are numbered!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Camel's toes aren't sexy either.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Camel's toes aren't sexy.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Camels have lovely humps too.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Carpools are way better than Limo spas.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Carpools are way better than Limo spas...
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Casual Ninja.
of 63 votes, 51% like it
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Cat Burglers very rarely steal cats.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Caught between a shmuck and a hard case.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Cellar Door...
Do you agree?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Chain pullers rarely push my buttons.
of 69 votes, 42% like it
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Charity begins at home. Thanks Dad.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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Charlie Romeo Alfa Papa!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Charlie Romeo Alpha Papa!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Chickens can't play soccer...there's too many fowls.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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CHOOSE LIFE.
Because the other option really sucks.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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Choose your love.
Love your choice.
Don't be choosy.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Christmas comes just once a year, but the hangovers last forever
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Christmas morning: prepare to be underwhelmed.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Classical musicians always make a concerted effort.
of 74 votes, 53% like it
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Climb every fountain.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Clowns have funny tastes in shirts.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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CONSISTENCY is my middle name.
(my first name is IN)
of 64 votes, 55% like it
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Could do more.
Would care less.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Creativity is the triumph of inebriation over sobriety.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Criminal Mastermind's are really just oxyMORONS.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Crocodiles are snappy dressers.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Crouching Conundrum, Hidden Metaphor.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Cucumbers are SO last season.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Currants out...with all buns glazing!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Dangerous Things are much scarier than a little knowledge.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Dangerous Things are way worse than a little knowledge.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Dear Santa,
I can explain....
of 33 votes, 73% like it
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Detention Seeker.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Does this smile look infectious to you?
of 71 votes, 51% like it
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Domestically challenged.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Don't be a half wit...be a full wit.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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Don't beLIEve everyThing yOu HEaR.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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DON'T BELIEVE THE TYPE..
of 58 votes, 48% like it
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Don't bother.
The circus doesn't want you either.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Don't bring a baclava to a robbery.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Don't bring your sword to a pen fight.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Don't count your chickens, unless you're a chicken farmer.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Don't make me use my Puppy Dog eyes!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Don't mess with the shirt.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Don't put off today what you can get away with later.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Don't sit on a vicious cycle!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Don't take the shirt too seriously.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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Don't wake me, I'm living the dream.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Dont put off til tomorrow what you think youd get away with today
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Duck when angry geese chicken-dance!
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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DVD Killed the Video Star.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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DVD obliterated the Video Star.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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DVD's killed the video star.
of 72 votes, 53% like it
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E.T.'s phone bill was astronomical!
of 68 votes, 53% like it
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Earth In. Space Out.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Earthed In. Spaced Out.
of 72 votes, 57% like it
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Embrace your inner Zombie...
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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Erasers hate being rubbed up the wrong way!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Eternity: the afterlife smells funny.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Even a Lasso of Truth couldn't help you find an Invisible Plane.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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Even the Moon has a dark side...
of 60 votes, 47% like it
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Every life should have a fairy tale ending.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Everybody likes sweeping generalisations...
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Everything is under control (or until chaos takes over)
of 53 votes, 43% like it
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Everything is under control.
(until chaos takes over)
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Evryshing sounds frickin hilarious with alchomohol....yeah!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Exhaustingly tested on party animals.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Failure is not an option. It's a lifestyle choice.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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Fair, butt firm.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Fairy dust gives me the happily ever afters!
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Fairy Dust: The Happily Ever After Effect.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Fatal fetuses are freakishly fond of fairy dust.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Fear smells.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Feedback from Complete Strangers: It can only end in tears...
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Fence sitting isn't all it's up cracked to be.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Firm butt, fair.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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FLASHES OF BRILLIANCE: Eye protection must be worn in this area
of 49 votes, 43% like it
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Flies think kaleidoscopes are boring.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Flogged any dead horses lately?
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Fluoro makes everything old school.
(in fluoro ink)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fluoro was brighter in the 80's
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Fondue Parties Are So Cheesy!
of 56 votes, 46% like it
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Fondue: party like your Swiss.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Fondues: party like your Swiss.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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For the next 5 minutes I'm going to party like it's 19.99
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Forget the moon. Space cows jump over entire galaxies.
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Fortune cookies: great for advice, bad for cash.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Fortune cookies: great for advice, lousy for cash.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Fractals are so repetitive...
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Fractals make geometry slightly more interesting.
of 69 votes, 58% like it
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Frankenstein was freakishly good looking...
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Free hug for every reader.
of 43 votes, 42% like it
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Free hugs inside for every reader.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Genius: 1% inspiration, 99% exaggeration
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Geology really gives me the schists.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Giants drive jumbo clouds into tiny tornadoes.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Giants leap mountains when bar rails are grinding.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Give me a piece of your mind. (you don't seem to be using yours)
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Glass Slippers: great for champagne, bad for feet!
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Go Green. It makes the Aliens feel more at home...
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Go green. You'll be invisible to the Colorblind.
of 73 votes, 56% like it
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Golf Echo Echo Kilo
(and proud of it)
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Golf Echo Echo Kilo (there you are)
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Gravediggers always get down and dirty.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Half-hearted isn't an option if you're still alive.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Happy endings aren't what they used to be...
of 55 votes, 47% like it
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Have more fun in Comic Sans!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Have Mouse & I'm
not afraid to use it. One click & you'r
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Have Mouse & I'm not afraid to use it. One click
& you'
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Have Mouse & I'm not afraid to use it. One click & you ar
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Have Mouse & I'm not afraid to use it. One click and you're g
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Have Mouse and not afraid to use it. One click and you're gone!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no monkey.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Hear no evil, see no evil...that's about it really.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Hear no monkey, see no monkey, speak some monkey.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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HELP ME...I'VE BEEN INVADED BY A HUMAN!!!
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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Hitch-hiking along the Information Super Highway...
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hitchhiking along the path of least resistance.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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HO HO HO. Have a Politically Incorrect Xmas.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Hold the Mayo!
I think I'm on a Roll...
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Hops and grains make Jack less nimble.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hybridhead's: running you off the road...very quietly.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I actually prefer a Seefood Diet.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I also have a list...and you're on it!
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I am not amused by Amusements Parks.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I brissed a girl and I liked it.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I can't believe my eyes...they rolled!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I challenge you to a thumb wrestle.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I could really use a Light Cycle now.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I customised my thinking cap.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I dont know what I'm drunk. I'm saying.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I drank from the Fountain of Youth...and it tasted funky.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I drank from the Fountain of Youth...and it tasted sweaty.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I drank from the Fountain of Youth...and it tastes salty.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I found the Missing Link.
It just wasn't embedded properly.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I got this cool Tee when I bought a set of Steak Knives.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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I got this great tan from basking in my own glory...
of 94 votes, 76% like it
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I have a lomographic memory.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I have a revolving door policy.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I have an Emoticon Disorder >:;~-{()[o
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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I have href's to the underworld.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I have Mistletoe...and I'm not afraid to use it.
of 37 votes, 68% like it
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I just accidentally this shirt.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I just do what the shirt says.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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I just killed it with randomness...
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I just want gain without the pain!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I learn something new every day. I'd forgotten about it yesterday
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I like to be on the outer edge of attention.
of 48 votes, 40% like it
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I like to keep my Desktop messy...it confuses the Hackers.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I like your old stuff better than your new stuff.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I live vicariously through my T-shirts.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I look at life through kaleidoscope glasses!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I look at life through rose coloured Kaleidoscopes.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
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I lost my train of thought. There'll be another one in 20 minutes
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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I love the future. It has a present waiting for me!
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I love the smell of hair gel in the morning.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I need to get SOMETHING off my chest!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I need to get THIS FONT off my chest!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I only dance after a few bears...
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I only date puppets with no strings attached.
of 80 votes, 55% like it
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I only see puppets with no strings attached.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I prefer to slip into something more slippery.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
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I QUIESCE you.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I see dead poets.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I see dead tweets...
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I see my life story as a classic arcade game..
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I should have been famous by now.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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I suffer from regular outbursts of jocularity..hahahahahahahaha
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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I suffer from spontaneuous outbursts of jocularity ..yakyakyakyak
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I survived the Class of 1984.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I think I'm supposed to be somewhere?
of 52 votes, 50% like it
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I thought stating the obvious would be a good thing?
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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I thrive on embarassment.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I too am looking forward to reaching my full potential.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I tried to build a Snowman....but it looked Abominable!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I used to be apathetic, now i just don't care.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I wanted a Pony, but all I got was this shirt.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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I went to the School for Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I will dance after the bear has finished.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I will dance after the bears are finished.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'd go time traveling if I could find the time.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I'd heart you, but it might leave a nasty stain.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'd like to live every hour as a happy hour.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I'd look cooler playing a Sousaphone.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'd look cooler riding a segway.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I'd prefer 45 minutes of infamy.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I'd quote Shakespeare, if I thought you'd understand it.
of 56 votes, 54% like it
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I'd rather be elevating.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'd rather be time traveling.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'd rather wear Threadless, than go naked.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'll Give You the Shirt off my Back, But the Front Stays With Me.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I'm a bunny shadow of my former self.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I'm a shadow puppet of my former self.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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I'm a Spooner not a Hater.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm alot more interesting on my web page.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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I'm carrying my lucky hen's tooth.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I'm feeling like Charlie Romeo Alpha Papa!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm going back to the future school.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm going to need way more than 15 minutes...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm gonna get Medieval on your Unicorn...
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'M HUMUNGOUS ON THREADLESS.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I'm keeping in shape and today I'm a triangle.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I'm looking forward to a career as a space cadet.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'm more comfortable at the outer edge of attention.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm much taller on my web page.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not a (thinking) cap person.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not even famous for making mistakes.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
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I'm not half dressed, I'm half naked.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I'm not here to entertain you. I'll leave that to the sock puppet
of 77 votes, 49% like it
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I'm not overweight, I'm burlesque...
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not overweight, I'm just burlesque...
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I'm SO hungry I could eat a Unicorn!
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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I'm the cream of the low carb crop.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm trying to stay in shape ...and today I'm a triangle!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'm Wearing My Angry Eyes.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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I'm wearing my thinking trilby. (Caps are so last year)
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm with Mr Invisible.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I'm with Stupid.(I'm also with Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy & Sleepy
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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If I pull a few strings this shirt will collapse.
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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If I slipped into anything more comfortable...I'd be naked.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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If I tried to pick you up, would you call me a cab?
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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If in doubt...make crazy stuff up.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If in doubt...make it up!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If in doubt...make stuff up!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If the best things in are free, why did I pay for this shirt?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If the fat ladies singing and it ain't over...it's Opera.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If there's always one, when does zero get a turn?
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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If this shirt does care to roam, smack it's rear and send it home
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read this then you're staring at my man-boobs!
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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If you can read this, my personal space has just been invaded.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If you can read this, my space has just been invaded.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If you don't believe your eyes, you can always ask the nose.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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If you laughed last,
you probably didn't get the joke.
of 70 votes, 50% like it
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If you like it then you shoulda put a shirt on it.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If you like it then you shoulda put this shirt on it.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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If you print it, they will read...
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If you're always getting hammered, you may actually be a nail!
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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If you're crappy and you know it, slap your friends.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
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If you're hefty and you know it, slap your thighs.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If you're skating on thin ice...you may as well break-dance!
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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If you've only got yourself to blame, change friends.
of 82 votes, 54% like it
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If your best foot is always forward you won't get very far.
of 67 votes, 55% like it
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In Space, no one can see you peeee.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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In Space, nobody can see you pee.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Inbreds: proof that 2 heads are not better than one.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Instant karma: just add skepticism.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Invasion of the T-Shirt Snatchers...
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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It isn't opera till the fat lady sings.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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It's All Bullshit Anyway...
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's always a no-brainer with Zombies!
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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It's as plain as the front of this T-shirt.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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Jack of all trades. Jack sux.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Jack of all trades. Sometimes Jill.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Jack of all trades...
(Jack must be a real tool.)
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Jelloplanes make turbulence YUM!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Jellycopters make turbulence YUM!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Join CULT 45...
Guaranteed to meet your maker!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Keep you eyes peeled for a hungry monkey.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Keep your eyes peeled for a hungry monkey.
of 60 votes, 48% like it
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies on speed dial.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Kicking back with your friends can only end in bruises.
of 48 votes, 44% like it
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Kicking back with your friends can only end in tears.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Kids + Zombies = Kombies
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Kiss my slimy green lips!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Lazy in love.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Lazy Susans Love Lazy Boys
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Leather masks expose hidden agendas...
of 56 votes, 48% like it
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Leprosy makes it easy to lend a hand(s)!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Leprosy makes lending a hand(s) easy!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Let's get ready to...Thumb Wrestle!
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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Light sabers are mightier than the sword.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Lightning doesn't like to repeat itself.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Lightning gets it right the first time.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Lightsabers are way mightier than the sword.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Living with a cereal killer is murder on your breakfast.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Lolcats have 9mm lives.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Lolcats lolare lolnot lolfunny.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION...figures
of 57 votes, 40% like it
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Lose friends.
Ask me how...
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Loving Controversy since 1981.
of 56 votes, 50% like it
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Lurking inside each of us is a really freaky skeleton!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Lurking inside each of us...is a freakin skeleton!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Mad Cows: Dinner and a Show.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER...
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Male Boobies are Only Attractive to Female Boobies.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Male Boobys are Only Attractive to Female Boobys.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Many a True Word Has Been Said on Chest.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Mearcats > Lolcats
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Mime doesn't pay...
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Monday called.
It doesn't like you either...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Monday thinks that Tuesday looks cheap!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Money Laundering. Giving loose change a clean start.
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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Monkeys don't want your Uncles!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Monkeys make the best uncles.
of 66 votes, 47% like it
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Monster accountants love crunching numbers.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Monster accountants really love number crunching.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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More than a handful is wasted on the Youth.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Most airline food is Charlie Romeo Alpha Papa!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Moths don't care about brand names either.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Mountains always peak too early.
of 66 votes, 48% like it
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Move over pickles...I'm on a Roll!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My 15 minutes of fame has been extended thanks to this slogan.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My 15 minutes of fame has been extended...thanks to this slogan
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My 15 minutes of fame has been extended...thanks to this slogan
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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MY AVATAR IS GAY.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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My brain refuses to wear a cap.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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My brain thinks better in a sombrero.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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My brain thinks caps are dumb.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My brain thinks caps are stupid.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My creativity blocked me.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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My Donkey would kick your Ass any day.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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My emotions now come with glitter.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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My favourite super model is an aircraft carrier.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My Fountain of Youth is half empty.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My glass is half hearted.
of 74 votes, 57% like it
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My homework ate my brain.
of 70 votes, 57% like it
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My inner child wants candy...NOW!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My life is an open blog that's posted all over my face.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My life story comes with really awesome graphics.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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My life story has been turned into a classic arcade game.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My Reality Show would have really cool graphics.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My refrigerator can be VERY persuasive!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My Snowman building skills are simply Abominable.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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My Snowmen always turn out Abominably.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My snowmen always turn out...Abominable!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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My teachers loved me. They always gave me lots of X's.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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My teachers loved me. They always gave me X's.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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My tees are wittier than I am.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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My thinking cap is actually a beanie.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My thinking cap is actually a sombrero ...Ole!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My transplant was only half hearted.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My unicorn would look way cooler riding a Light Cycle.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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NASA: Need Another Seven Astronauts.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Nepotism: a game the whole family can play.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Never give a Libran a choice.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Never look a regifted velvet horse picture in the mouth.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Ninkompoop is a great name for an idiot.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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No critter was harmed in the making of this shirt.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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No one can resist the power of my Puppy Dog eyes.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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No, I don't mind if you take a look inside.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Oblivion means never having to say you're sorry.
of 44 votes, 41% like it
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Occasional brain storms are predicted in this vicinity.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Octagons don't have sides, they have tentacles...
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Of course I can lend you a hand. I have Leprosy.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Office Ninja.
of 42 votes, 45% like it
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Old clowns taste funny.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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On the day the Earth stands still...it'll realise it's legless.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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On the other side of the shirt, it all looks so easy.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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On the verge of something normal.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Once Upon a Time...turned my life story into a fairy tale.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Once Upon a Time...turns my life story into a fairy tale.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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One click and you're gone!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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One man's trash is another man's lunch.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Only cannibals play mind games with their food.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Operating in any time zone is illegal unless you're a Doctor.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Opposable thumbs get two thumbs up!
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Oxymoron's are Perfect Idiots.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Oxymoron's are Pure Evil.
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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Paper tigers don't bite ...but their cuts really really hurt!
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Paper tigers don't bite, but their cuts really really sting!
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Party like it's December 31st, 2011.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Party poopers can really make a party stink!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Party tomorrow like there's no yesterday.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Pasties make everything more attractive.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Pawnstar.
of 22 votes, 55% like it
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pee poo who need pee poo,
are the luckiest pee poo in the world
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Pens are useless in a sword fight!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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People in glass houses shouldn't swing a cat!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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People in glass houses shouldn't swing cats!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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People in glass houses shouldn't throw swinger parties.
of 67 votes, 58% like it
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Personified in yellow pyjama's; bananas split!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Phlegm. Because I can spell it.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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Plagiarisms are such a rip off!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Plagiarisms are such rip off!
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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Platitudes: not for the faint hearted.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Playing football with buckets could be deadly.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Please don't wake me!
I'm living the dream.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Ponies are Overrated, by Ima Donkey
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Potatoes cry when their chips are down.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Press button for attention...
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Press EVERY button!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Pretending to wear a cap does not make you smarter.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Probing questions make me feel Alienated.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Prone to randome acts of mime.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Put the mouse down and back away from the keyboard...
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Put the mouse down slowly and move away from the keyboard...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Raising the bar just makes it harder to order drinks.
of 64 votes, 55% like it
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Raising the bar makes ordering drinks harder.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Reaching for the stars is easier in my rocket.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Reaching for the stars is easy with a jetpack.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Reaching for the stars is easy with my handy dandy jetpack.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Reaching for the stars is easy with my jetpack.
of 60 votes, 45% like it
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Red sky in the morning, Martian warning.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Regifting: the gift that keeps on giving.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Report Cards always dealt me a lousy hand.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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Revisions are repetitive. Revisions are repetitive.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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RIDICULOUS WHEN WET.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Riding a vicious cycle could be painful!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Rut's must be really sticky.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Safe side (front)
Better on the other side (back)
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Santa doesn't like you either.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Sausages: a mystery you can really get your teeth into.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Save your friends: Don't Drink and Text!
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Schist, vugg and butte.Geology's dirty little secrets.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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School: Too many classes. Not enough clowns.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Seek and ye shall find no-one understands what ye is saying...
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Self Fulfilling Prophet.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Shameless self promotion is the best kind of shame.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Sharp shooters are snappy dressers.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sharp shooters are snazzy dressers.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Shirt flirt.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Shitty in Pink (*on a pink tee*)
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Short fuse.
Long memory.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Silly sausages taste funny...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Sitting on the fence isn't all it's cracked up to be.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Skaters love grinding their teeth.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Slack is the new black.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Sleeping Beauty really needs to wake up to herself!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Slogan tees: giving hope to those who can't draw.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Smile:) It confuses angry people >=(
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Some say beauty is only skin deep, but I think skeletons are hot!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Sorry Andy, I'm going to need more than my 15 minutes...
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Sorry, I'm going to need more than 15 minutes...
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Sorry, I'm going to need more than my 15 minutes...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Space cows jump over entire galaxies.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Space invaders have blown my cover.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Spaceships never get beyond Uranus' gas.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Speak softly and carry a very big chainsaw.
of 53 votes, 58% like it
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Speed geeks flash and burn...
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Starving artists resort to slogans.
of 49 votes, 47% like it
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Starving artists write witty slogans.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Step aside pickles...I'm on a Roll!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Stimulating conversation: doing my bit for the economic recovery
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Stop biting my best lines...
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Stop, Drop and Rock'n'Roll.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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Strange butt, true!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Strangely, blanket comments do not provide much comfort.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Strangely, blanket comments do not provide much warmth.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
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Sugar Cravings get me into Sticky Situations...
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Sunshowers: even nature gets confused some days.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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Sunshowers: nature thinks it's fun to confuse emo's too!
of 38 votes, 50% like it
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Super Models: taking a nerdish hobby to extreme heights.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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SupercallaSLOGANastickexpialadoofus.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Tactile Response Unit
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
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TAESKCAB
SREVIRD
YSAE ERA
!TOPS OT
(written in reverse font)
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Talk to the hand: it speaks Vulcan.
of 47 votes, 45% like it
|
Teenage Mermaids are Always Dropping Bombshells.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
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Teetering on the verge of normality.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Terrible nightmares make pleasant tasting unicorns tasteless.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Tested on party animals.
of 58 votes, 48% like it
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Thankfully, Rip Cords are badly named.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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That's ironic.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
|
The Big Bad Wolf Blowed.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
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The Boogie Man is the biggest party monster.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The Boogie Man loves to Party!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The Boogie Man. Always the best dancer at a Monster Party!
of 43 votes, 49% like it
|
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The day after tomorrow will be tomorrow's tomorrow...
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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The Earth: standing still on any day is hard when you're legless.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
The Easter Bunny comes out with all buns glazing.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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The Farce is strong with this one.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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The full moon brings out the beast in me....
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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The future's so bright...it's hyper-coloured!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
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The Grim Reaper needs to get a life!!
of 37 votes, 51% like it
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The Missing Link is off the Chain!
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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The mouse is mightier than the pen.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The mouse is mighty easier than the pen.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The really early worm ambushes the bird.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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The Recession turned me into a Pawnstar.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The refrigerator called. You left the light on.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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The road to Hell is paved with bad quotations.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The Road to Hell is Paved with Yellow Bricks.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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The shirt about absolutely nothing
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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The story of my life has been made into a classic arcade game.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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The T-Shirt is Always Right.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
|
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The twilight zone: parking for attractive vampires.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
The world wide web: home to the world's biggest spider.
of 69 votes, 46% like it
|
There are 2 sides to every T-shirt.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
|
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There are plenty more clown fish in the sea.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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There's definitely an awesome skull on top of this shirt.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
There's plenty more sheep in the dip...
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
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There's plenty more where I came from...
of 11 votes, 27% like it
|
Things are always black and white when you're a penguin.
of 44 votes, 41% like it
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Things are always black and white when your a cheap slogan tee.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
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Things to do before you die #1: Press every button.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
|
This got rejected on Twitter :D
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This is definitely my best side...
of 39 votes, 44% like it
|
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This is not a drill.
(this is a shirt)
of 36 votes, 11% like it
|
This is not a touch screen.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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This looked way funnier on paper.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
|
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This shirt is about nothing.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
This would have looked better in a different font...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, shouldn't teach!
of 42 votes, 36% like it
|
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Thought-terminating clichés? Whatever.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
|
To err is human, to whirr is robot.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Today I have less dollars, but alot more cents.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
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Toe Jam: bad on toast, better with crackers.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Tomorrow. Always coming, never arrives.
of 71 votes, 54% like it
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Too cool for Old School
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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Too fly for a blow fly.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Too many classes. Not enough clowns.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Too Many Geeks.
Not Enough Servers.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
|
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Too Old for Cool School
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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Tortoises aren't slow...just incredibly stealth.
of 65 votes, 51% like it
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Trouble'd past.
Monopoly'd present.
Jenga'd future.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
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Turn that clown upside down.
of 54 votes, 48% like it
|
Turtles and doves get jiggy at Christmas.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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UHNIWIASDU?
(you have no idea what I am saying do you?)
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Umbrella's are useless when it's raining cats and dogs.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Unicorn Whisperer
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Unicorns love to horse around.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
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Vampires are always biting my best lines.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Vampires love pyjama parties too.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Vampires love your pyjama parties too.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
|
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Viking films contain strong violence and frequent Norse language.
of 43 votes, 44% like it
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Walk a kilometre in my shoes...it's shorter.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Walk a mile in my heels...it's fierce.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
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Walk a mile in my heels...it's painful.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Walk a mile in my shirt...and I'll call the cops.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
|
Walking on sunshine is bad for you feet.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
|
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Wandering the desert gave me a thirst for adventure.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
|
Warning: Intelligent Life Form Evolving.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
|
Warning: May contain material that is offensive to some viewers
of 37 votes, 49% like it
|
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Warning: may contain traces of intelligence.
of 59 votes, 54% like it
|
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my cat.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
|
We are not amused by amusements parks.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
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We're all the same icky colour on the inside!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
|
Wearing a baclava will only get you eaten.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
Wet Paper-Bag
Prize Fighter
of 40 votes, 35% like it
|
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Whack is the new black.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
|
What happens after Gen Z?
of 45 votes, 47% like it
|
What Makes a Snowman Abominable?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
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When I die, I'm definitely getting down and dirty.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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When I grow up I'm switching to Polos.
of 61 votes, 52% like it
|
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone else in the eye.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
|
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When the time is Right, the Lefties miss out again.
of 68 votes, 53% like it
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Why do all my Snowmen turn out Abominable?
of 3 votes, 67% like it
|
Why does a fool have all the cash?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
|
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X-ray vision: only good for checking out skeletons.
of 62 votes, 58% like it
|
You are not an artist or a poet. You just have internet access.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
You CAN judge a shirt by it's slogan.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
|
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You can't walk a dog with a yoyo.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
|
You'd never give a Vampire the time of day...
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
Your days ARE numbered!
(Just look at a calendar)
of 2 votes, 50% like it
|
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Your refrigerator called. You left the light on.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
|
Yoyo Mama: coming right back at you, every time.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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